Mudcat Tavern - Round 11

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern - Round 11
From: alison
Date: 15 Sep 99 - 02:58 AM

OOOOOHHHH look there's a random button here too ....... better keep 'spaw away from that one....... God knows where he'd end up

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern - Round 11
From: alison
Date: 15 Sep 99 - 02:57 AM

OK.. I'll have a west cost cooler then I'm off to try the historical doorway......... OK set it for say 50 years ago, place MGM studios........ push button......... aaaaahhhhhhhhh........ that tickled.....

what's that Cyd Charise has sprained her ankle and Gene Kelly needs a new partner.... lucky I dropped by..... OK boys play the music...........

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern - Round 11
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 15 Sep 99 - 02:44 AM

" What the hell kind of place is this," I exclaimed.

The guy with the possum had managed to fade into the crowd- which is saying something. I had never seen such a motley crew of misfits, ne'er-do-wells, and pure lunatics in my life. The place was spattered with lime jello and Guiness. A tall heavy-set red haired maniac was scampering around in a thong bikini. An English guy was dumping wheelbarrow-loads of more jello powder into what looked like a large spa. A woman sat at the bar drinking a disturbingly sweet drink, and wearing a cat on her head. People were massaging each other with Baby Oil and Bullseye Barbecue sauce. Several attractive women were skinny-dipping in a crystal clear creek in a beautiful meadow out the back door, where there was apparently some pagan festival going on.

In short, my kind of place. I walked up to the bar. Time enough for one quick drink, then back to my own thread." Four Roses," I told the bartender."Neat."

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern - Round 11
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Sep 99 - 01:15 AM

.....Holy Zot, I hate these transbobbulator thingies............another door huh??.......Well at least you left us the standard one.....nice view, nice scene........Of course the Waylon Heron just stepped on Cleigh as he was chasing the flamingos for gawd knows what.........I'm just having a quick shot and leaving.........I am not trying that other door TONIGHT!!!.......Why the hell did you bring that "new improved door" along anyway Jeri?............I have nightmares as it is, even when I DO get to sleep.......At least you could give it a cute name like "The Wells Portal" or something.................another stupid ass door..............gimmee peace.............

Spaw

Subject: Mudcat Tavern - Round 11
From: Jeri
Date: 15 Sep 99 - 01:03 AM

Hope everyone made it. We have a "special" door to your left, but the door to your right will always open upon the same creek. Hope nobody minds the flock of flamingos. Oh yeah, the guy that installed the door did a bit of tinkering around and and it has MORE POWER! He said it would open up to different times as well as places.