BS: Sexual No Nos.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:45 AM

Hers or yours?

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Claymore
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:32 AM

Get the panty hose off first...

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 09:07 PM

I was going to post to this thread earlier, but I'll be in trouble with her if I do....

A seasonal one this.
Forgetting to turn the heating on in the bedroom as you go to bed. There are other ways to stay warm, but they seem less of a good idea if there's frost on the inside of the window....

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: yrlancslad
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 08:43 PM

Yeah, sends her through the F***ing roof though!

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 12:00 PM

Bit too vivid an image?
G. ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 11:56 AM

Why?

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 09:25 AM

Don I've been stopping myself posting that one right from the start!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 08:51 AM

Never tell her her motherfather/sister/brother was better.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 08:36 AM

Never, never wipe your d**k on her new curtains.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 10:04 PM

CLICK HERE FOR MORE

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 05:23 AM

Vick is OK

I agree that someone smelling of Vic - is something else.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Lee Edge
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 05:04 AM

Vick?

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 03:19 AM

Never ASSUME ...










That the partner who eagerly joins you for premarital sex...
























Will necessarily have any interest at all in postmarital sex.


John

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 12:12 AM

A David Copperfield is pretty nasty too.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 09:21 PM

Cuddling afterwards.... with the cat!

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 09:04 PM

And performing a Screaming Nun does not work well for foreplay.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Peace
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 08:59 PM

"giok definitely uncouth crass jerk"

I disagree with you. He has great wit, good humour and he's a real nice guy. So, dear GUEST, go shag mud. That's an OK sexual thing. Lenny Bruce said so, anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 08:52 PM

Blumpkins, Blue Siroccoes, Donkey Punches, Hot Carls, Chocolate Ashcrofts and Cleveland Steamers.



Especially during Lent.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: skarpi
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 08:05 PM

$%"#$%$"%"%$"&%&%&&"%"#%
Susssssss,
Women on " Topp " Ihaaaaaaa

no proplems :>))

not here anyway
All the best Skarpi Iceland.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: John J
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 07:19 PM

Good heavens, you lot are funny!

Thanks for the entertainment, keep it coming!

john

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 07:13 PM

printing out and reading this thread aloud as "foreplay warnings"

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: sapper82
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 05:18 PM

Playing "hunt the condom" afterwards?

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 01:01 PM

Saying " Thank goodness my fridge doesn't make that noise when I take my meat out"

G.

[I'll get my coat!]

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:41 PM

Waking your partner

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:41 PM

Waking the town

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:41 PM

Waking the street

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:40 PM

Waking the children

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: bobad
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:03 PM

Tiger Balm.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 11:58 AM

Bengay

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Mr Red
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 10:10 AM

No133 confusing asma with hissing .................

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,petr
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 08:13 PM

when the baby's squeaky toy, or frog goes 'ribbit ribbit'
as it somehow got underneath..

or 'skin'farts

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 01:57 PM

anal with a donkey

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 01:35 PM

Moby Dick

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: bobad
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 01:29 PM

Yelling "Thar she blows" when you do.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: MarkS
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 12:22 PM

Hum while you kiss her.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: mooman
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 10:00 AM

96

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:50 AM

Cramp

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:34 AM

A personal favourite is the "Rodeo" position,
During "doggy-style" sex, deliberately call her by another girl's name (an ex-girlfriend usually works best), and see how long you can stay on.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:12 AM

Waking by a+n

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:00 AM

On the buses.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Yes yes
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 07:07 AM

No! No! No!

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Janine
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 04:33 AM

Thinking of England

Janine

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Peace
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 06:56 PM

But if it's a 1-900 number, ya have to, dontcha?

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 06:53 PM

Answering the cell phone.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 06:40 PM

Alarm clock

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Spot
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:43 PM

Hello everybody...
                Silicone tits......

                  Regards to all....Spot

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: bobad
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM

Pyroflatulence.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: kendall
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:22 PM

Calling out your own name at the climax.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Charley Noble
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:15 PM

Answering the phone.

Forgeting to put the cat out, or the dog, or the llama!

Tossing flammable lingerie onto the lighted chandelier overhead...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 01:41 PM

Unless they are your best feature.