BS: Secrets of Witchcraft

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 05:57 PM

This is the company's info:

Platinum International Sucess Industries, Inc.
U12 Gamma Commercial Complex,
CBD Subic Bay Metropolitan Authority
Subic Bay Freeport, Olongapo City
Philippines

The catch is that they are offering sucess not success. Save your money. This is not the real deal.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 05:53 PM

87% of poltergist activity occurs around adult women? HHHMMMMMM.

Let's have a contest to see who can document the most misspellings and grammatical errors.

I'll see if I can get the book on eBay for half price, if anyone wants it.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: frogprince
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 12:18 AM

Ye Gads, the pagan's answer to Pat Robertson! and somebody out there will actually fall for it.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 12:11 AM

Jeepers and Jehosophat! That website is something else! Did you read their "earnings disclaimer" page?! It's sites like that wot give us all a bad name.**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Tinker
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 09:33 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 11:56 AM

wee drummer,
Stay away from folk clubs. They are collapsing (see the appropriate thread) and you could get hurt. Follow the link to the Witches Meet and Greet in my previous post and you are sure to find a genuine coven complete with naked womaen and cups of blood. Unfortunately (or maybe not) most will be under the age of thirteen and talk in silly rhymes. Most will also be brewing potions to combat acne and the blond down the street.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 08:28 AM

Well I think it sounds exciting - drinking from goblets, dancing round altars of blood - stark naked, signs of the pentagram, and circles where the devil can't get you, and horned deities.....


how come I never get to folk clubs like that....? just some old twat singing bloody folksongs.....heres one off Bob Dylan's first album....complete bollocks, if you ask me.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: MMario
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 12:53 PM

What? Micca, you mean the movie ***lied*** when they told us Samantha and Endora were real?

Sins- Glinda was a Good Sorceress (though due to the movies often referred to as the good witch)- and lived in the Quadling country - which is north (down) on the map of Oz.

And while pretty sickeningly sweet in the books, nowhere near as sacherine as the movie version.

The witch Mombi that bespelled Ozma into the boy Tip lived in the Gillikin country (South, significant coolour purple)

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Micca
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 12:40 PM

Sins, They are ONLY Pretend "witches" thats why they dont get a mention, curiously enough the (somewhat derogatory) name among some UK witches for "pretend" witches is also derived from another TV show. This name is applied phoneys and to the very earnest young people who learn their "craft" from TV shows like "Charmed" and from equally fantasy laden books etc rather than have the discipline and dedication to train properly for the required time is "Buffys" as in "Buffy the Fluffy Bunny Pagan".

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 12:07 PM

100
Witches Meet and Greet:
http://witches.meetup.com/about/

Wonder why the US is the most popular destination?

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 12:02 PM

A thread on withcraft and not one mention of Samantha or Endora?

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 06:19 PM

Dennis Kucinich introduced the 333 spell back in April...but it is taking a long time to work.

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 01:16 PM

"Oh it's witchcraft
Wicked witchcraft
Although I know
It's strictly taboo
When you arouse the need in me
My heart says 'Yes Indeed' in me
Proceed with what you're leading me to"

Serious question:
If you had to choose between Glinda, the Good Witch of the North and the Wicked Witch of the West, who apparently had no name, which would be your companion?
It would take me all of three minutes to get annoyed enough at the smarmy Glinda to bitch-slap her back to Munchkin Land.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:41 PM

Well, the ORIGINAL did look a bit like a visit from a Little People near the end. (Warning, youtube video link.)

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Micca
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:08 PM

With MY tongue in a similar position, the lyrics Couls Be read as describing ingesting a Halucinogenic, such as Amanita, Peyote or datura, or even Ergot!!!

"That Old Black Magic"

That old black magic has me in its spell, that old black magic that you weave so well.
Those icy fingers up and down my spine
That same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine.
The same old tingle that I feel inside, and then that elevator starts its ride
And down and down I go, round and round I go, like a leaf that's caught in the tide.
I should stay away, but what can I do?
I hear your name and I'm aflame
Aflame with such a burning desire that only your kiss can put out the fire.
For you're the lover I have waited for, the mate that fate had me created for.
And every time your lips meet mine, darling, down and down I go, round and round I go
In a spin, loving the spin I'm in, under that old black magic called love.
Music Harold Arlen, lyrics Johnny Mercer

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 09:37 AM

Miccadarlin'...my tongue was firmly in my cheek.:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 07:43 AM

say it once and say it loud!
I like to get naked and I'm gregarious!
my intentions are black and extremely nefarious!

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Micca
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:27 AM

Ah, Kat, as you well know Magic is colourless, there is No "White" or "Black" Magic it is the INTENT of the practitioner that gives it "colour" and focus the return point for the "Rule of 3"

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:47 AM

Sins, just stay away from singing That Old Black Magic!

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Tinker
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 08:59 PM

TheFreeDictionary

Noun 1. chantey - a rhythmical work song originally sung by sailors
Noun 1. chanty - a rhythmical work song originally sung by sailors
Noun 2. shanty - a rhythmical work song originally sung by sailors
Noun 1. shanty - small crude shelter used as a dwelling


Now there seems to be some sort of power of three working about this and at the moment everything but the small seems to apply ....

Now if I could find the missing piece that causes all things to return to order and neatness....

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 08:45 PM

off'n off bucket in NY State - half mine and half the old lady's

Store a she crab in it and now we have a music thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 08:11 PM

You Glaswegians!! Out here those are called "thunder jugs" for reasons lost in the odiforous mists of time. Gardez-l'eau!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 08:01 PM

No wonder I have been having trouble getting these spells to work. No one told me that I needed accompaniment. So, do I use New Age, Rap, Heavy Metal? What?

The Can Can from Orpheus in the Underworld made the pot boil over.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Micca
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 07:08 PM

Tink a "Shanty" is a sailors work song
A Chantey(in Glasgow) is a porcelain vessle of old that went under the bed for "Night use" in houses where the privy was out back!!

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Tinker
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 06:56 PM

So if I work to a Shanty (or chantey) (0r chanty) the end result will be different than if I work to the "song which shall not be named again" --- My kids may kill me if Mary Poppins is heard in the house again---

Okay at least my mental health will be stronger...

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 01:29 PM

or even a chanty

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Micca
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 01:13 PM

Like for instance are you using a "shanty" or a "chantey"?

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Micca
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 01:09 PM

Alba Thats the problem, are you spelling in American or in English, (or Glasga for that matter) they could create significant differences in outcome!!

eye of toe and bat of wom
something wiccan this way come

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: TheSnail
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 12:32 PM

"Horse of a different COLOR."

There you are. Americans can't even SPELL "COLOUR".

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 12:21 PM

Do Penn and Teller know about this stuff?

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 11:49 AM

That's "Horse of a different COLOR." I hiccupped while saying the SPELL.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 11:48 AM

Dumplings and grumblings don't rhyme. No wonder the SPELLing spell didn't work for you.

Weasel back to horse:
First,
Drop L; Then drop E so it
Changes WEASE to WEAS
Change WEAS to WOES
Add back E
Change WOESE to WORSE
Change WORSE to HORSE.

Unless, of course, you want a horse of a different colr. That is covered in the Advanced Course.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Alba
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 10:32 AM

Good Question Mary...! One that could lead to the opening of a big can of wormees which I refuse to get the can opener out for..lol

Micca is correct about one of the source's where the "essence" can be found but that would be Black Market Essence of Scottish Nutter, bloody potent stuff and let me tell you there is no better place to find the most powerful of this essence than at the Saracen Head Pub in Glasgow (or as the locals call it 'The Sarry Heid' pub).
There is a lady that lives in the pub. She is called Maggie. She has been there for oh, a few hundred years (even moving location with the pub)..Maggie will put your right on the 'Essence'...

Now what with it being Friday, I have a few things to do. I shall however return later this evening with some news from the OPU and the info on the fall courses available.

Eh, I tried the 'Spell' spell Leeneia, but maybe my dizzylexia posed a problem...my Horse has turned into a Weasel. Any ideas on reversal!

Dancing, Dumplings, Flouncing and grumblings
J

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 09:34 AM

Is it legal to have this stuff as long as it is for "religious" purposes?

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Micca
Date: 26 Jul 07 - 02:29 PM

leeneia,It is usually freely available on Sauchiehall St and through out Glesga after the pubs shut I believe the "Sara Heid" is a prime source!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 26 Jul 07 - 01:23 PM

Already!? Magic is so wonderful.

Alba, glad to hear that no stinky cigarettes were involved. Where can I get some of that Scottish nutter essence you spoke of?

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Jul 07 - 10:50 AM

WOW Leenia. I tried it and it does work.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 26 Jul 07 - 10:41 AM

Here is an actual spell which I have tried, and it works.

SPELL

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 10:12 PM

Oh, Sins, I think ya heard it wrong...it's Pentagon of Holy Water...I shouldnae tell it, but the vial of Holy Water is said to be the "essence" of shrub, straight from the loo at the White House. Those Pentagon witches are weird folks! I heard something about a Pishing Down spell, even!

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 10:05 PM

There is a show about hauntings on SciFi tonight. This woman was making a pentagram of holy water and sea salt when she was lifted off the ground by an unseen something. Pentagram of holy water?

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: TheSnail
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 06:47 PM

Oh, I ever thought of that. Isn't the Wicca term for that "Sky clad"?

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 06:41 PM

or nuddy... nude.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: TheSnail
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 06:31 PM

I think he meant mud. (But I could be wrong.)

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 04:24 PM

Dancing around in the nud? What is a nud? Will it cut my feet? Is it poisonous? Don't want a rash on my...anywhere.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: akenaton
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 04:14 PM

"Essence of Scottish nutters" eh Judie sounds powerful stuff...you watch ye dont get yer wee fingers burnt handlin' it.

Huv ye goat ony spells wi' fruit pastilles and nippy sweeties in them Missus....Ah need somethin' tae frichten awaw the midgies...like.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 02:43 PM

I think it very sound in principle - ladies dancing round in the nud - I'm in favour of it having a higher profile.

In fact my back garden's free. Just a few photos for the scrapbook, no funny business.....

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 02:35 PM

Sorry - I was playing Querty on POGO and needed and S.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Alba
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 12:16 PM

Ok. Who stole my 'S' from Universal huh? Own up. Come on. You know I know who you are!
Now this is the kind of thing that leads to all sorts of probs.
It is not called SPELL-ing for nothing you know!

Boils, bunions, liver and Onions
J

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Alba
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 11:10 AM

I personally wouldn't want to risk the outcome by going against the Oath Kat and I ain't that brave (or should that read stupid?) enough to try ignoring 'Harm Thee None' to see what happens either.....eeeeeek!
You know Sins I think you are onto something.
Maybe not a Univeral "bliss" spell, as that would only be an artifical very temporary state. What is needed is something lasting. MMMM...now THAT is something to think about today. I am going to check into courses available at the OPU this afternoon.
More later.

fiddles, riddles, puppies piddles
J


Leeneia...eh no to the stinky cigarette...(just pure and simple...(very simple actually) free online Magick...with a drop of Scottish nutter essence added! *BG*

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Jul 07 - 11:08 AM

Actually, Greenman has a point. Search witchcraft on the internet and you'll find one "authority" who traces it back to the Bronze Age. Another proclaims that witchcraft started with the Celts. Can any coven today trace its roots back more than ten generations? And who made the rules?
When did the Rule of Three come into acceptance and why and by whom? Who formalized the ceremonies? What got left out in the process? What were the Christian influences?
As with all modern belief systems, witchcraft has evolved. Just imagine the nonsense that little girls who watch and believe Charmed are practicing and passing on. Imagine the influence Harry Potter is having on the Craft.
Then remember what started this thread. A company who sells everything from face creams to fishing rods is offering membership in a Witchcraft Club with two free spells as a come on.
By the way, Alba, I want those spells!