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The Tear Jerker Thread (songs)

Cruiser 22 Jan 07 - 11:11 PM
Cruiser 22 Jan 07 - 11:00 PM
pdq 22 Jan 07 - 10:24 PM
Scoville 22 Jan 07 - 10:15 PM
Peace 22 Jan 07 - 08:26 PM
GUEST 22 Jan 07 - 08:26 PM
SINSULL 22 Jan 07 - 08:23 PM
pdq 22 Jan 07 - 07:39 PM
bobad 22 Jan 07 - 07:39 PM
Slag 22 Jan 07 - 07:16 PM
John Hardly 22 Jan 07 - 07:05 PM
John Hardly 22 Jan 07 - 06:59 PM
pdq 22 Jan 07 - 06:32 PM
Bill D 22 Jan 07 - 05:25 PM
Scoville 22 Jan 07 - 03:33 PM
kendall 22 Jan 07 - 03:05 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Jan 07 - 03:01 PM
John Hardly 22 Jan 07 - 02:30 PM
Alec 22 Jan 07 - 02:14 PM
SouthernCelt 22 Jan 07 - 01:35 PM
kendall 22 Jan 07 - 01:32 PM
Bert 22 Jan 07 - 01:26 PM
JeremyC 22 Jan 07 - 01:26 PM
SINSULL 22 Jan 07 - 01:09 PM
Marje 22 Jan 07 - 12:32 PM
pdq 22 Jan 07 - 12:30 PM
Captain Ginger 22 Jan 07 - 12:21 PM
Bill D 22 Jan 07 - 12:17 PM
Wesley S 22 Jan 07 - 12:07 PM
GUEST,Bruce Michael Baillie 22 Jan 07 - 11:43 AM
JeremyC 22 Jan 07 - 11:12 AM
MMario 22 Jan 07 - 11:10 AM
SINSULL 22 Jan 07 - 11:08 AM
Alec 22 Jan 07 - 11:01 AM
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SINSULL 22 Jan 07 - 10:36 AM
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Subject: Lyr Add: WIND THAT SHAKES THE CORN (R D Joyce)
From: Cruiser
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 11:11 PM

Robert D. Joyce, 1830-1883

Wind that Shakes the Corn

I sat within the valley green
I sat with my true love
My sad heart had to choose between
Old Ireland and my love
I looked at her and then I thought
How Ireland was torn
While soft the wind blew down the glen
And shook the golden corn

T'was hard the woeful words to bring
To break the ties that bound
But harder still to bear the shame
Of English chains around
And so I said, the mountain glen
I'll seek in early morn
And join the brave united men
While soft winds shook the corn

While sad I kissed away her tears
My fond arms round her clung
A British shot burst in our ears
From out of the wild woods round
One bullet pierced my true love's side
A rose pierced by a thorn
And in my arms in blood she died
While soft winds shook the corn

So blood for blood without remorse
I've taken in the glen
I placed my true love's "clay-cold" corpse
I joined true Irish men
But around her grave I wander drear
Sometimes in early morn
And with breaking heart sometimes I hear
The wind that shakes the corn


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Subject: Lyr Add: I'VE JUST TOLD MAMA GOODBYE
From: Cruiser
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 11:00 PM

I've Just Told Mama Goodbye
Recorded by hank williams, sr.
Words and music by curley kinsey and sunshine slim sweet

[d] Each year on [a7] mothers [d] day
The rose I [g] wore was [d] red
But [g] today Im saying [d] my first prayer
Mamas lying on her [a7] dying [d] bed.

[d] Ive just told [a7] mama good-[d] bye
Mothers day has [g] turned to [d] night
Like the [g] flowers in may, she [d] withered away
And my red rose is [a7] turning [d] white.

This is the dreaded hour
We all must face someday
Yet theres consolation in my heart
She will bloom in the masters bouquet.

Her time has come to go
And theres nothing I can do
Only hold her hand and say goodbye
Mamas day with her children is through.

Ive just told mama goodbye
And knelt beside her bed
I heard her say, Ill meet you someday,
Where the white roses turn to red.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: pdq
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:24 PM

Paul Clayton wrote and performed a companion song (to "Faded Coats Of Blue") called "Uniforms Of Grey", I but do not know where you can find a copy. Not a tear-jerker, just a good song.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Scoville
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:15 PM

No, I do much better with "Vacant Chair". Mostly, I'm immune to Victorian schmaltz, but "Faded Coat" gets me every time.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 08:26 PM

"I'm sure those of you who have ever put a beloved pet down will understand."

Oh, yeah. If I was wearing mascara you'da ruined it.


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Subject: Lyr Add: THESE DAYS (Jackson Browne)
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 08:26 PM

These Days - Jackson Browne
(the acoustic version for *tradheads*)

Well Ive been out walking
I don't do that much talking these days
These days--
These days I seem to think a lot
About the things that I forgot to do
For you
And all the times I had the chance to

And I had a lover
Its so hard to risk another these days
These days--
Now if I seem to be afraid
To live the life I have made in song
Well its just that Ive been losing so long

Ill keep on moving
Things are bound to be improving these days
These days--
These days I sit on corner stones
And count the time in quarter tones to ten, my friend
Dont confront me with my failures
I had not forgotten them


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 08:23 PM

Just Before The Battle Mother
Lorena
Rocking Alone In An Old Rocking Chair


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Subject: Lyr Add: WRECK ON THE HIGHWAY
From: pdq
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 07:39 PM

Wreck on the Highway

Who did you say it was brother?
Who was it fell by the way?
When whiskey and blood run together
Did you hear anyone pray?

Chorus:
    I didn't hear nobody pray, dear brother
    I didn't hear nobody pray
    I heard the crash on the highway
    But, I didn't hear nobody pray.

When I heard the crash on the highway
I knew what it was from the start
I went to the scene of destruction
And a picture was stamped on my heart.

There was whiskey and blood all together
Mixed with glass where they lay
Death played her hand in destruction
But I didn't hear nobody pray.

I wish I could change this sad story
That I am now telling you
But there is no way I can change it
For somebody's life is now through.

Their soul has been called by the Master
They died in a crash on the way
And I heard the groans of the dying
But, I didn't hear nobody pray.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: bobad
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 07:39 PM

These lyrics from Bill Morrissey's song "These Cold Fingers" got my wife to bawling the first time we heard it :

The dog can't move no more, surprised he made it 'till the spring
His pain won't go away and the pills don't do a thing
You've known that old hound dog longer than you've known any of your friends
And no matter how you let him down he'd always take you back again

So it's one tall glass of whiskey, one last drink for old times' sake
The dog just lays in bed and watches every move you make
Wrap him in his blanket, hold him once more close to you
Lead him out behind the barn with a borrowed .22

Just typing the words out are bringing tears to my eyes.
I'm sure those of you who have ever put a beloved pet down will understand.


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Subject: Lyr Add: BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES
From: Slag
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 07:16 PM

A few I grew up with were "Tennesee Waltz" which has been amply discussed here above the line. Another is:

Beautiful Brown Eyes
(if memory serves me correctly)

Beautiful, beautiful Brown Eyes
Beautiful, beautiful Brown Eyes
I'l never love Blue Eyes again.

Willie, my darling I love you,
Love you with all my heart.
Oh tomorrow we might have been married
But ramblin' has captured your heart.

       (chorus)

Down through the barroom he staggered
Then fell there upon the floor.
The very last words that he uttered
"I'll never see Brown Eyes no more.
         
       (chorus)
I'm sure there were more verses but that means I'd have to look them up!

Another was "Wreck on the Highway" repleat with heart wrenching details "Who did you say it was, Brother?" and the haunting refrain "But I didn't hear nobody pray!"

And "Pennsylvannia Pal" about a cowboy gone to Round-up with a promise in a letter to come back to his Pennsylvannia Pal and marry her after the Round-up. Needless to say, she's still waiting.


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Subject: Lyr Add: GHOST IN THIS HOUSE (Hugh Prestwood)
From: John Hardly
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 07:05 PM

GHOST IN THIS HOUSE
-Hugh Prestwood

I don't pick up the mail
I don't pick up the phone
I don't answer the door
I'd just as soon be alone
I don't keep this place up
I just keep the lights down
I don't live in these rooms
I just rattle around

I'm just a ghost in this house
I'm just a shadow upon these walls
As quietly as a mouse I haunt these halls
I'm just a whisper of smoke
I'm all that's left of two hearts on fire
That once burned out of control
You took my body and soul
I'm just a ghost in this house

I don't care if it rains
I don't care if it's clear
I don't mind staying in
There's another ghost here
He sits down in your chair
And he shines with your light
And he lays down his head
On your pillow at night

I'm just a ghost in this house
I'm just a shadow upon these walls
I'm living proof of the damage
Heartbreak does
I'm just a whisper of smoke
I'm all that's left of two hearts on fire
That once burned out of control
And took my body and soul
I'm just a ghost in this house
Oh, I'm just a ghost in this house


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Subject: Lyr Add: EMPTY HEARTS (MacDonald/Johnson)
From: John Hardly
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 06:59 PM

Empty Hearts
-M. MacDonald, M. Johnson

Are you leaving, are you going?
Did you think you could lose that feeling
Without me knowing?   printable copy of the lyrics to Empty Hearts
Are you wishing you'd never met me?
Does it take some train whistle blowing
To forget me?

All the losing
And the knowing that you love her still
Could be nothing to what empty hearts must feel
Tell me what an empty heart must feel

Are you leaving, are you going?
Did you think you could lose that feeling
Without me knowing?
All the losing
And the knowing that you love her still
Could be nothing to what empty hearts must feel
Tell me what an empty heart must feel


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Subject: Lyr Add: YOUR MOTHER STILL PRAYS FOR YOU JACK
From: pdq
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 06:32 PM

This one is courtesy of The Carter Family:

YOUR MOTHER STILL PRAYS FOR YOU JACK
 
The night was dark and stormy
The wind was howling wild
As an aged mother gazed upon
The portrait of her child

As she gazed on the babs features
That once filled her heart with joy
Hs now in this wild world roaming
That mothes long lost boy

Chorus:
       Your mother still prays for you, Jack
       Your mother still prays for you
       In a home far over the ocean
       Your mother still prays for you
 
At last there came a letter
It was deeply edged in black
From a comrade long forgotten
Who still remembered Jack

They have lain your dear old mother
In a grave so dark and cold
And she wants her boy who is roaming
To meet her on the streets of gold
 
His stony heart was broken
As he thought of his mother dear
And in spite of his comrades laughing
He could not keep back his tears

In spite of the great tempolations
That once filled his heart with tears
So he started for Heaven that evening
As sweetly the people did sing
 


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 05:25 PM

If "Faded Coat of Blue" moves you, try "The Vacant Chair"


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Scoville
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 03:33 PM

Must confess I've never made it through "Faded Coat of Blue" without choking up. Embarrassing because I'm not the kind of person who cries at movies, weddings, or, ordinarily, at songs.

My mother used to play her record of "Three Stars" over and over after the Buddy Holly/Big Bopper/Ritchie Valens crash in 1959. She's also got a weakness for "Darcy Farrow".


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 03:05 PM

David has written many songs that get to me.
The Old blue ox
Phil Brown

And, how about "Jeanne's afraid of the dark"? If that one doesn't tear you up, you aint human.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 03:01 PM

Marje and Scrump, I think you've missed the nuance in this thread. Perhaps you're taking it too seriously? There is a category of blatant sentimentalism, of hyper-romantic poetry and songs that we indulge in occasionally. It's good to expose yourself to these kinds of emotions on your own terms, to shed a tear, and move on. The film equivalent would be (for example) based on a story by the British author James Hilton, Goodbye, Mr. Chips.

SRS


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Subject: Lyr Add: LIKE THIS (D Mallett)
From: John Hardly
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 02:30 PM

Like This
--D Mallett

I wasn't supposed to be like this
You always were the answer to my every wish
Talking about forever with your hand in mine
You and me together 'til the end of time
And leavin' wasn't even on the list
And it wasn't supposed to be like this

You weren't supposed to fall apart
I never even noticed when I broke your heart
Guess I must be crazy standing out here in the cold
I can't stand the thought of going home and growing old
or living one more day without your kiss
And it wasn't supposed to be like this

I must be some kind of fool
For this is all I know
Once you've come so far for love
(There) ain't nowhere else to go

You weren't supposed to see me cry
I didn't come prepared for such a sad good-bye
I was thinking maybe we could start again
(But) now I now that ain't how this story ends
So I'll just turn and go if you insist
But it wasn't supposed to be like this

No, leaving wasn't even on the list
And it wasn't supposed to be like this.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Alec
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 02:14 PM

I've just been out for Fish & Chips. While queueing I heard "Monday, Monday" on the radio.
Brought a tear to my eye for an entirely different reason.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: SouthernCelt
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 01:35 PM

How about "Lydia" by Karen Poston (Slaid Cleaves sang it, not sure who else might have) or "Mama's Hand" (It was hard to let go of Mama's hand...) that dates back to the early 1950s or 60s written by a lady whose name escapes me at the moment.

If you want sad but not really maudlin songs you have to look no further than Mudcat's own Jed Marum. "Mama's Lily" will tear your heart out and the fiddle music on "After the Dance," even without lyrics, is enough to sober up your mood so that the lyrics really hit home.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 01:32 PM

pdq, The Miners Lullaby is a different song.

Sorry folks, I forgot that there was an old thread with this theme.

Some of those old things were indeed over the top, but as Shakespere would say:

The man who has no music in him
Or is not moved by sweet concord of sound etc.
Is fit for treason, strategems and spoils.
The motion of his spirit is as dull as Erebus
Let no such man be trusted.

I don't recall the exact complete statement.

For my part, I am moved by dog songs because I owe my life to one. It saved me from drowning.
Later on
a neighbor shot my dog, and I was too young to stop him.

I make no apology for my soft spot; it helps to make me a well balanced person.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Bert
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 01:26 PM

Thanks Maggie.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: JeremyC
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 01:26 PM

Marje posted:
I'm with Scrump on this one: I might be reduced to tears, but for all the wrong reasons. I'd call it more of a "Pass the Sick Bucket" thread.

Are we looking at a UK/US split here? My gut feeling is that USians have much more of a taste for sentimentality than the Brits do.

Don't get me wrong, I'm often moved to tears by music and songs, but not the kind of schmalz that's laid on with a trowel and then has honey poured over it and a cherry stuck on the top.

I'd be interested to know whether others think it's more to do with national cultural preferences or simply individual taste and temperament.
It probably has plenty to do with cultural differences. Over here, people seem to be moved by some ridiculous shit (see the movie "Love Story" for an example--Harlan Ellison says that he was called a sicko for laughing at the sheer over-the-topness of the final death scene).

I think that whether a song is moving tends to depend on the performance. You can sing a sad song ironically, or you can sing a humorous song sadly, and if you're successful, you'll bring something to the table (or stage, if you prefer) that's quite different from what was expected or intended.

For me, I don't respond well to feeling like I'm being manipulated, but if the song looks and feels sincere (and this is mainly in the performance), it's moving. I can feel the same thing when I'm performing something, too--Martin Carthy said something once about a performance being an act of creation, where the song is coming into being between you and the audience, and I think that moment of birth, summoning, or awakening (however you prefer to think about it) is where the authenticity of the song and its ability to move becomes relevant. Before that, it's just a lifeless thing on a piece of paper.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 01:09 PM

Bruce - that is disgusting. Made me gag. ARRGGGHHHH!


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Marje
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 12:32 PM

I'm with Scrump on this one: I might be reduced to tears, but for all the wrong reasons. I'd call it more of a "Pass the Sick Bucket" thread.

Are we looking at a UK/US split here? My gut feeling is that USians have much more of a taste for sentimentality than the Brits do.

Don't get me wrong, I'm often moved to tears by music and songs, but not the kind of schmalz that's laid on with a trowel and then has honey poured over it and a cherry stuck on the top.

I'd be interested to know whether others think it's more to do with national cultural preferences or simply individual taste and temperament.

Marje


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Subject: Lyr Add: DREAM OF A MINER'S CHILD (Vernon Dalhart)
From: pdq
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 12:30 PM

There was a mention of "Miner's Child" or "Miner's Dream". Is this the one?

It sometimes is credited to Ralph Stanley, but it goes back at least to Bradley Kincaid in the 1930s, probably is older than that.


DREAM OF A MINER'S CHILD
As recorded by Vernon Dalhart, 1926.

A miner was leaving his home for his work.
He heard his little child scream.
He went to the side of the little girl's bed.
"Oh, Daddy, I've had such a dream.

CHORUS: "Oh, Daddy, don't work in the mines today,
For dreams have so often come true.
Oh, Daddy, my Daddy, please don't go away.
I never could live without you.

"I dreamed that the mines were all seething with fire.
The men all fought for their lives.
Just then the scene changed and the mouth of the mines
Were covered with sweethearts and wives."

Her daddy then smiling and stroking her face
Was turning away from her side,
But throwing her small arms around daddy's neck
She gave him a kiss and then cried:

"Go down to the village and tell your dear friends:
As sure as the bright stars do shine,
There's something that's going to happen today.
Oh, daddy, don't go to the mine." CHORUS


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Subject: Lyr Add: DO YOU THINK I DO NOT KNOW (Henry Lawson)
From: Captain Ginger
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 12:21 PM

Henry Lawson was a great one for schmaltz - Do You Think I Do Not Know is a classic of its kind:

They say that I never have written of love
As a writer of songs should do.
They say that I never could touch the strings
With a touch that is firm and true.
They say I know nothing of women and men
In the fields where love's roses grow.
I must write, they say, with a halting pen;
Do you think I do not know?

My love burst came like an English spring
In the days when our hair was brown.
And the hem of her skirt was a sacred thing,
Her hair was an angel's crown.
The shock when another man touched her arm
Where the dancers sat in a row,
The hope and despair and the false alarm;
Do you think I do not know?

By the arbour lights on the western farm,
You remember the question put.
While you held her warm in your quivering arms,
You trembled from head to foot.
The electric shock from her fingertips,
The murmuring answer low,
The soft shy yielding of warm red lips;
Do you think I do not know?

She was buried at Brighton, where Gordon sleeps,
When I was a world away.
And the sad old garden its secret keeps,
For nobody knows today.
She left a message for me to read
Where the wild, wide oceans flow;
Do you know how the heart of a man can bleed?
Do you think I do not know?

I stood by the grave where the dead girl lies
When the sunlit scene was fair.
'Neath the white clouds high in the autumn skies
I answered the message there.
But the haunting words of the dead to me,
She'll go wherever I go,
She lives in the marriage that might have been;
Do you think I do not know?


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 12:17 PM

" "Little Joe" is a bit too lively to qualify as a real tear-jerker for me. The words are sad, but the tempo (at least in all the versions I've heard, my own included) is just a bit too upbeat."

*smile*..well, don't worry, Bee-dub....**I** don't do it lively. I got the basic tune & words from Norman, but I play it on the autoharp and give it the tone it deserves.


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Subject: Lyr Add: I STILL CAN'T SAY GOODBYE (Chet Atkins)
From: Wesley S
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 12:07 PM

"I Still Can't Say Goodbye" - by Chet Atkins
http://www.knopfler.net/mp3/chet.mp3

Spoken introduction:
"You know, every time I look in the mirror I see my Dad.
I think that's why this song means so much to me."

When I was young, my Dad would say:
Come on, son, let's go out and play
Sometimes it seems like yesterday.

And I'd climb up the closet shelf
when I was all by myself
Grab his hat and fix the brim,
pretending I was him

No matter how hard I try
No matter how many tears I cry
No matter how many years go by
I still can't say good-bye

He always took care of mom and me.
We all cut down a Christmas tree
He always had some time for me.

Wind blows through the trees,
street lights, they still shine bright
Most things are the same
but I miss my Dad tonight

I walked by a Salvation Army store
Saw a hat like my daddy wore
Tried it on when I walked in,
Still trying to be like him

No matter how hard I try
No matter how many years go by
No matter how many tears I cry
I still can't say good-bye


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Subject: Lyr Add: BASTARD OF THE COUNTY (parody of K Rogers
From: GUEST,Bruce Michael Baillie
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 11:43 AM

This one will bring more than tears to your eyes! Many years ago there used to be a Folk Club at a pub in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. called the 'County Bar', I once had an argument there with one of the barmen who tried to give me £5 change for a £10 note...
...after I wrote this parody to Kenny Rogers 'Coward of the County the bastard never tried it again!!

Everyone considered him the Bastard of the County,
of all the barmen in the pub, he was the nasty one,
his mom had named him 'Billy' but the folks all called him 'Shithead',
and as he worked behind the bar he'd sing this little song!

CHORUS:
"I promise to do all the things I shouldn't do, I'll walk right into trouble if I can!
I've got such a bloody cheek, I like to pick on them that's week,
and if everything goes off as I have planned, I'll end up with your change left in me hand!"

One day a poor old tramp came in with not a penny on him,
half dead from exhaustion well he staggered to the bar,
"Oh for Christs sake give us a packet o' crisps and a pint o' Brown & Bitter!
...I've not eaten since last Friday, and it's nearly thursday now!"

As Billy listened to the tramp his mind was ticking over,
he'd make this poor old worn out guy look like a right buffoon!
he says, "OK then Grandad well I'll do just as you ask me!
If you can drink one mouthful, from that dirty old spittoon!"

Well the tramp he looked from Billy's face to the cuspidore a-standing,
all green and slimy on the floor, it was brim full to the top!
and the tears streamed down his tired old face and the pangs of hunger stabbed him,
and Billy's voice came to him, "Go on Lad, just a drop!"

He was centre of attention, all eyes were fast upon him,
as he picked it up with trembling hands and put it to his lips!
then as he gurgled softly all the customers stared leaving,
...and a workman in the corner, brought back his fish 'n' chips!

"Look stoppit now!" says Billy, "This jokes gone far enough like!
me customers are leaving, look here, don't be such a chump!"
but the strain showed on the tramps face as these words he tried to gurgle...
"...I'M SORRY LAD, I JUST CAN'T STOP, IT'S ALL IN ONE BIG LUMP!"

Well Billy's face contorted as he dashed off to the bathroom,
he wasn't holdin' nothing back, he got rid of it all!
when he came back to the bar room well the carpet was all textured!
and the tramp had buggered off wi' t'Till, and he'd left this little note...
and it said!

LAST CHORUS:
"I promised to chew, everything you told me to!
I got in there and I sucked it like a man!
...now I'll cut such a dash, cos I've run off with yer cash!
things didn't quite work out as you had planned,
cos I ended up with YOUR change in my hand

...Who says Country & Western can't be fun!


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Subject: Lyr Add: MY LIFE (Phil Ochs)
From: JeremyC
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 11:12 AM

This one really got me the other day:
My Life
Phil Ochs

My life was once a joy to me,
Never knowing, I was growing, everyday.
My life was once a toy to me,
And I wound it and I found it ran away.
So I raced through the night
with a face at my feet, like a god I would write,
All the melodies were sweet, and the women were white.
It was easy to survive, my life was so alive.

My life was once a flag to me
And I waved it and behaved like I was told.
My life was once a drag to me
And I loudly, and I proudly, lost control
I was drawn by a dream
I was loved by a lie, every serf on the scene
Begged me to buy.
But I slipped through the scheme
So lucky to fail
My life was not for sale.

My life is now a myth to me
Like the drifter, with his laughter in the dawn.
My life is now a death to me
So I'll mold it and I'll hold it till I'm born
So I turned to the land
Where I'm so out of place
Throw a curse on the plan
In return for the grace
To know where I stand
Take everything I own
Take your tap from my phone
And leave my life alone
My life alone.

I think knowing his earlier songs gave this one more impact, because you can see the idealism falling apart as his songwriting career progressed.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: MMario
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 11:10 AM

Alaska Mike's 'First Kill'

or Alan Foster's 'The Wolfhound'


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 11:08 AM

I agree but it wasn't on the jukebox.

Luke The Drifter aka Hank Williams performed a number of high drama songs which I have heard Kendall sing/recite:
Too Many Parties And Too Many Pals
A Picture From Life's Other Side
Be Careful Of Stones That You Throw

Wonderful stuff and not meant as a joke but more as life lessons.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Alec
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 11:01 AM

Awwwww Thanks Kendall.Sinsull if you must use a Beatles track in that way "Revolution 9" is probably your best bet.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: JennyO
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:54 AM

MWUHAHAHAHAHA HA HA!

Nobody jerked a tear when I san Old Shep on New Years Eve

Probably too busy watching Seamus - well he did sorta steal the show ;-)


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Scrump
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:40 AM

Some of these songs are enough to move me to tears, but probably not for the reason the writers intended ;-)


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:36 AM

JennyO is going to hell for that!
We programmed a juke box to play Hey Jude 10x then left. heh heh

I do:
The Baggage Coach Ahead
A Bird In A Gilded Cage
and a number of Civil War sad songs.

I prefer to think of them as high drama rather than tear jerkers. Nobody jerked a tear when I san Old Shep on New Years Eve.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: GUEST,Obie
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:36 AM

See old thread:
   thread.cfm?threadid=20528


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:26 AM

Bert, I just wanted to acknowledge your daughter and grandchild's song. It landed in a thread where we're making much of over-the-top tearjerkers, but even if no one else noticed, I don't think any of us are dismissing truly broken hearts.

Maggie (SRS)


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: GUEST,Obie
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:26 AM

"Little Rosa" woukd bring a tear to a glass eye.


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Subject: Lyr Add: BURIAL OF WILD BILL (Crawford/Stoneman)
From: Midchuck
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:11 AM

I am, myself, especially partial to flowery Victorian eulogies for fallen heroes. They are especially fun when the hero in question was, in fact, a murderous sociopath, i. e.:

THE BURIAL OF WILD BILL
(from singing of Norman Blake)

Lyrics: "Captain Jack" Crawford
Melody: Ernest V. Stoneman

Under the sod in the land of gold
We have laid the fearless Bill;
We called him wild, yet a little child
Could bend his iron will.
With a generous heart he freely gave
To the poorly-clad unshod;
Think of it, pards, of his noble traits,
While you cover him with the sod.

Under the sod in the Deadwood gulch
We have laid his last remains.
No more his manly form will hail
The Red Man on the plains.
And many a heartfelt sigh was heard
As over the sward we trod,
And many an eye was filled with tears
As we covered him with the sod.

We buried him 'neath the old pine tree
In that little world of ours;
His trusty rifle by his side,
His grave all strewn with flowers;
His manly form in sweet repose,
That lovely silken hair;
It was a sight we can't forget,
That face so bright and fair.

Under the sod in the prairie land
We have laid the good and true;
An honest heart and a noble man
Has bade his last adieu.
No more his silvery voice will ring;
His spirit has gone to God;
Around his faults let charity cling
While we cover him with the sod.

Peter.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 10:00 AM

The Miners Lullabye.

Ebony Eyes.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Beer
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 09:57 AM

Leadfingers, you must be a Harry Hibbs fan. Georgiansilver that a great song, do it all the time.
Here are a few titles that I dig out when I'm in the mood.

Frozen Charlotte
Molly Bond
How Will I Ever Be Simple Again
Orphan Train
Please Mommy Please Stay Home With Me
Godspeed
Billy the Bum
Daughter of Mine
Peter Emberley
A Mother's Love is a Blessing
Richman's Garden
After the Ball is Over
Silver Hair Daddy of Mine
Gypsy Sally
The Fields of Athenry
Mary of The Wild Moor
Makin Break Harbor
Old Shep
Missing in Action
Dancing at Whitsun
    Oh hell, just about every war song and most Irish laments
Beer (adrien)


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 09:47 AM

Alec, you think like I do! Beautiful!


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 08:42 AM

Slag, I think that was Red Sovine who did Giddy up go.

Sad songs are what I grew up with but seldom do anymore.

There is one that Slim Dusty did about an old drunk who traveled Australia with a stray dog as his only friend, it goes,

...in a coastal town while Gilbert drank away his cares, his old dog was impounded there and so,
when they couldn't find its owner, the dog was put to sleep, and I guess it's best that Gilbert never knows.
Then he goes searching for the dog and...then someone found him dead one day 'neath a table in a pub, with a collar and a chain clutched in his hand.

If that wouldn't bring a tear to a glass eye, what would?


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Subject: Lyr Add: HONEY (Bobby Goldsboro)
From: JennyO
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 08:24 AM

Quick, somebody stop me before I post this......gaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

Honey

Bobby Goldsboro

See the tree, how big it's grown but friend it hasn't been too long it wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad, the first day that she planted, it, was just a twig
Then the first snow came and she ran out to brush the snow away
So it wouldn't die
Came runnin' in all excited, slipped and almost hurt herself
And I laughed till I cried
She was always young at heart, kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so
Once I surprised her with a puppy
Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago
And it would sure embarrass her
When I came in from workin' late 'cause I would know
That she'd been sittin' there and cryin'
Over some sad and silly late, late show

And honey, I miss you and I'm bein' good
And I'd love to be with you if only I could

She wrecked the car and she was sad
And so afraid that I'd be mad but what the heck
Though I pretended hard to be
Guess you could say she saw through me and hugged my neck
I came home unexpectedly and caught her cryin' needlessly
In the middle of a day
And it was in the early Spring when flowers bloom and robins sing
She went away

And honey, I miss you and I'm bein' good
And I'd love to be with you if only I could

One day while I was not at home while she was there and all alone
The angels came
Now all I have is memories of Honey and I wake up nights and call her name
Now my life's an empty stage where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up
And a small cloud passes overhead and cries down on the flower bed
That Honey loved

And see the tree how big it's grown but friend it hasn't been too long it wasn't big
And I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it, was just a twig


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Subject: Lyr Add: LONG BEFORE YOUR TIME
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 07:24 AM

The one that comes to mind for me is:- Long before your time.

You ask me why, I look so sad, on this bright Summer day,
Or why the tears are in my eyes and I seem so far away.
Well sit yourself beside me love and put your hand in mine,
And I'll tell you of someone I loved, long long before your time.

I'm sitting here and thinking of those days so long ago,
When I was just a child like you, with a girl I used to know.
Through fields of green we laughed and played and sang our merry rhyme
Oh Summer days were warmer then, lon long before your time.

Through childhood years our love did bloom till our hearts they beat as one.
And we promised each, eternal love in the Church before the town.
We settled in this little house, I was proud to call her mine,
Oh we were young and happy then, long long before your time.

One lovely year was all we had, until the sickness came,
And stole the roses from her cheeks, my tears they fell like rain.
For nine long months she carried you but in the end she died,
She chose to go so you might liver, long long before your time.

So you ask me why I look so sad, on this bright Summer day,
Or why the tears are in my eyes and I seem so far away.
It's just you seem a lot like her, when your eyes look into mine,
And your smile is so much like her smile, long long before your time.

It really freaks out my imagination....Father and young daughter....pulls at the heartstrings.


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 07:02 AM

I've never found this a tear jerker, until now... can I correct please with local accent?


A lie-dy was barfing her bye-by one nigh'
The youngist ov ten, an' a poor litool mi'e
The mmuvver was poor and the bye-by was fin
'Twas nowt bu' a skillington wrapped up in sking.


I can't listen to Terry Jacks 'Seasons in the sun' without it getting me right there..... (gestures to stomach and makes vomiting motions...)

LTS


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: ragdall
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 06:57 AM

HANG ON THE BELL, in the DT

The scene was in the jailhouse, and if curfew rang that night
The guy in number 13 cell would go out like a light.
She knew her Dad was innocent, and so Poor Little Nell
Has tied her tender torso to the clapper of the bell.

cho: Oh, hang on the bell, Nelly, hang on the bell
Your poor Daddy's locked in a cold prison cell.
As you swing to the left, and you swing to the right
Remember that curfew must never ring tonight.
...


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Subject: RE: The Tear Jerker Thread
From: ragdall
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 06:50 AM

LITTLE JOE THE WRANGLER, in the DT.


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