Musician Humor?

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Bert Hansell
Date: 13 Jun 97 - 10:31 AM

Give me a key and I'll play in any flat.

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Dave
Date: 13 Jun 97 - 10:27 AM

Q) What do you call ten Banjos at the bottom of the sea?

A) A start...

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From:
Date: 13 Jun 97 - 04:15 AM

What's the way to use a kettledrum best? - Remove the skin, - use it to kindle a fire under the kettledrum, and - brew a good grog for the entire (firemen's) drum section.

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From:
Date: 13 Jun 97 - 04:14 AM

What's the wa to use a kettledrum best? - Remove the skin, - use it to kindle a fire under the kettledrum, and - brew a good grog for the entire (firemen's) drum section.

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Lionel
Date: 13 Jun 97 - 03:52 AM

My favourite in this vein is the Garry Larson cartoon. Its a two panel - the top panel has a picture of heaven and St Peter is greeting a new arrival with "Welcome to heaven - Here is your Harp". The bottom panel is a picture of hell with the devil greeting another new arrival saying "Welcome to Hell - here is you Accordion".

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: F.Schulte-Noelle
Date: 13 Jun 97 - 02:20 AM

To the orchestra viola players are what banjo players are to bluegrass bands. How do you get a chord cluster? - If the whole viola section plays unisono...

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From:
Date: 13 Jun 97 - 01:08 AM

If you needed to ask directions and you met a good accordion player, a bad accordion player and a pink elephant, who would you ask?

The bad accordion player - the other two are figments of your imagination.

Also sorry (Maybe),
Alan

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Alison
Date: 13 Jun 97 - 12:00 AM

Hi

I tried to resist this thread but...............

Why do accordion players stand for long periods outside peoples houses?

They can't find the key ,and they don't know when to come in.

sorry....

Alison

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Mountain Dog
Date: 12 Jun 97 - 09:52 PM

What do you call an accordion player with a beeper?

An incurable optimist...

(And, yes, one of my best friends is...an incurable optimist!)

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Dorothy of Oz
Date: 12 Jun 97 - 08:51 PM

What's the definition of perfect pitch? Hmmmmm?

It's when you throw the banjo into the dumpster and it lands RIGHT ON the accordion.

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb (got to be careful here)?

Four...one to change the bulb and three to complain that it's electric.

And one of my favorites when you're in a folk circle... always refer to your capo as a "banjo stopper".

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Alan of Oz
Date: 12 Jun 97 - 08:07 PM

What's the difference between a trampoline and an accordion? You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Tempted to use someone else's name
Date: 12 Jun 97 - 07:54 PM

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? No one cries when you cut up an accordion.

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Jack
Date: 12 Jun 97 - 06:03 PM

I'm sure these are well known to most here but just in case they pulled anyone out of cryogenic suspension in the past week. How can you tell if the bluegrass stage is level - The banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth. How many fiddle players does it take to change a light bulb (One - they just hold onto the bulb and let the world revolve around them).

Badump-bump!

Subject: Musician Humor?
From:
Date: 12 Jun 97 - 05:50 PM

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Anyone up for trading musician jokes? Like...
Q What do you call a drummer who doesn't have a girlfriend?
A Homeless.
Q How do you make an electric guitar player turn down the volume?
A Put sheet music in front of him.
Q Why are banjo players so important to bluegrass?
A If it wasn't for the banjo, all bluegrass songs wouldn't sound the same.
Disclaimer: All presented in whimsical jest. No serious digs allowed. (I'm sure this is a misuse of the folk discussion group. Sorry. I'll go to my room. Did you hear the one...