BS: Wake Up Call

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:46 PM

Wow! I'm worried! For a minute there I thought you had something to say. Turns out I was deeply, sorrowfully mistaken. You are missing the point entirely. I'm beginning to realize I'm not Amos at all. I'm Alan Turing. And you're a homosexual VAX. Watch out!!! Here I come!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:44 PM

Having all ready created three fictitious brothers for myself (Reg, Reg, and Reg) and having Catspaw simply steal them from the great white north and cyber-relocate them in Ohio, I have nothing more to say......except...that I'm considering creating a Mudcat character with:

Big Mick's sex appeal (assuming his photos aren't 25 years out of date)

Sandy Paton's wisdom.

Joe Offer's computer skills.

Gargoyle's gall

Kat's kindness.

Catspaw's ability to function while seriously medicated.

Mike K's infuriating ability to quickly learn hard chords

Peter T's sentence structure.

Liam Devlin's singing range

Duckboots' figure (in a male sort of way!)

My sense of humour.

Nah....wouldn't be believable!

Jeezus, time to get back to work. Bring on the next banjo player!

Rick ("I am not an animal")

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST,Snotley Simpleton
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:38 PM

Agreed perhaps Amos.

But as far as her singing goes,

SHE
SUCKS

..and if you disagree with me on this, I lose all respect for you and your good taste.

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:37 PM

Way to go Spaw! At last, someone who makes some sense on this thread! I knew it all along -- I could just see your squinty little eyes peeking over the top of all those dusty magazines!!

-- Áine (a/k/a Pikachu, Pokemon No. 25)

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:33 PM

Original, insightful, compassionate, thoughtful, enthusiastic, helpful, energetic, constructive, creative, kind, friendly, supportive, motivating, funny, attractive and intelligent. These all seem appropriate descriptions of Áine's nature.

So unless she's been leading a terribly deceptive double life, the relationship you have chosen to take toward her kind of puts you in the position of looking sneaky, cowardly, underhanded, smallminded, petty, inarticulate, undereducated, self-centered, uncaring, ignorant, inexperienced, immorally underdeveloped, bitter, spiteful, neurotic, unaware, unkindly, demoralized, introverted, egotistical, selfserving, thoughtless, useless and stupid.

But it's your choice, "deary" -- may you find the joy of it where no-one else can see any! I think it's over on alt.sci.psych.biteme.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:25 PM

Ah hell, let's do the Mudcat Thing as Rick suggested....THREAD CREEP!!!! Now who is who???? Any ideas folks???

BTW, I listed a lot of your personal porn websites on the "How U Found Mudcat" Thread....possibly some clues there.........I am in fact Larry Flynt.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST, Snotley Simpleton
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:22 PM

''You couldn't possibly hurt my feelings by anything you have to say''....

That IS a comfort. But just so you know :

YOU
SUCK!!!!!

....stick to performing for kindergarten classes, old folks homes, and Institues for the Hearing Impaired, of which I would presume you are already a Lifetime Achievement Winner.

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:16 PM

Back off, Snotley Simpleton. Yer digging yourself into a hole, and the smart thing would be to stop.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:14 PM

Dear "Guest,Who's It This Time",

That was a good one!! And you really don't have to whisper, dear. You couldn't possibly hurt my feelings by anything you have to say.

-- Áine

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST, Austin Powers' Mojo
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:04 PM

''like a bad smell, he'll go away eventually''...

Does the same hold true for your singing, Áine?

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:03 PM

I have it on good authority that Banjo Bonnie is really a figment of Cat'spaw's imagination. Invented solely for the purpose of allowing him to revel in his feminine side. The charming lass and her Vega who was just here frailing away, was obviously an imposter. (although she IS 2" taller than you 'Spaw.)

Rick (really the Elephant man!)

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM

Aw come on, folks -- You all know that 'GUEST-Who's it this time' is only trying to get our hackles up again. Just ignore the little bugger.

I think this is pretty funny, considering that he can't even decide on his own name, so he has to try to 'out' somebody else. Sad, sad, sad. So, let's not turn his fire up any higher and . . .

JUST IGNORE HIM . . . like a bad smell, he'll go away eventually.

-- Áine

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: wildlone
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM

Dudley send me your phone No I get up for work at 3:30am I will give you a wake up call then

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:43 PM

Let's let this one die folks........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:41 PM

Catspaw, great minds think alike

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:40 PM

Dudley Darling, if it is time to cut the shit, why not start with your own.

BB

Subject: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST,Dudley Do Right
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM

I am truly amazed that besides myself only a couple of other people have clued into the FACT that

katlaughing = SORCHA

If this isn't true, how 'bout some photos? of this person, who in the extremely short time she has been here, is incredibly familiar with everyone, and has extensive knowledge of many aspects of this forum,which completely supercede the amount of time this SORCHA has in fact, been here....

Time to cut the shit.

Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM

Why not cut off your Dudley instead?

Absurd.

Spaw

Subject: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST,Dudley Do Right
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:36 PM

I am truly amazed that besides myself only a couple of other people have clued into the FACT that

katlaughing = SORCHA

If this isn't true, how 'bout some photos? of this person, who in the extremely short time she has been here, is incredibily familiar with everyone, and has extensive knowledge of many aspects of this forum,which completely supercede the amount of time this SORCHA has in fact, been here.

Time to cut the shit.