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Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Tweed Date: 09 Jan 07 - 11:05 AM God loves chimps?? HAW that's rich Chongo. How could God love the stinking little bastards, who when they ain't masturbating non-stop are busy flinging shit at passers by?? I am fully convinced that you and Larkie Harg are separated by less than a chromosome. Next you'll be telling us that Shatner loves chimps. HAW HAW HAR.........!! |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Bill D Date: 09 Jan 07 - 09:31 AM Ischial colossity... |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Captain Ginger Date: 09 Jan 07 - 09:25 AM Wow! That is an awesome rear, JennyO (the mandrill's I mean). I feel somehow humbled. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jan 07 - 09:20 AM I had a problem like that once after eating a bunch of habenero peppers. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: JennyO Date: 09 Jan 07 - 09:08 AM Da Mooooooon! |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Slag Date: 09 Jan 07 - 01:13 AM EEEEEE OOOOOOOOO EEEEE AAAAAAAA OOO AAAH E |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Cluin Date: 09 Jan 07 - 12:57 AM Baby, you're the greatest! |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jan 07 - 11:49 PM I wonder if you can see Chongo at the office window, mooning you? Pity he's not one of those rainbow-butt mandrills, because they are the masters when it comes to doing that. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jan 07 - 11:46 PM Oh yeah.....You're goin' to da' moon Hawkster.....You're goin' to da' moon! BANG.....ZOOM Spaw (thanks for the lead in Cluin) |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Cluin Date: 08 Jan 07 - 10:22 PM Bang! Zoom! |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jan 07 - 10:16 PM That's like Jackie Gleason accusing someone else of being fat. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jan 07 - 09:52 PM Chongo.......You're not a chimp! I would never call you a chimp. I've called your buddy the Hawk a broke-dick mamalucca, but I would never call you a chimp. You're a fockin' chump. Now that's true......not a chimp, but you are a chump. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 08 Jan 07 - 09:51 PM Well, ya might have a point there, Rapaire. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jan 07 - 09:31 PM Chongo, ya know I love ya. But chimp oh chimp, God still salted the chimps with as many jerks as he did humans. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: GUEST,God Date: 08 Jan 07 - 08:49 PM You're right, Chongo. I did a much better job with you chimps than with humans. But, before you let it go to your head, it was the bonobos that I really got right. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: GUEST Date: 08 Jan 07 - 08:29 PM You forgot the words - Too Much Monkey Business (Chuck Berry) Runnin' to-and-fro, hard workin' in the mill. Never fail in the mail, yeah, come a rotten bill. Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, For me to be involved in! Salesman talkin' to me, tryin' to run me up a creek. Says you can buy it, go on try it, you can pay me next week, ahh. Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, For me to be involved in! Blond hair, good lookin', tryin' to get me hooked. Want me to marry, get a home, settle down, write a book. Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, For me to be involved in! Every day, same thing, gettin' up, goin' to school. No need for me complaining, my objection's overruled, ahh. Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, For me to be involved in! Telephone, something wrong, dime gone, will mail, Oughtta sue the operator, for telling me a tale, ahh. Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, For me to be involved in! I been to Yokohama, been fightin' in the war. Army bunk, army crew, army food, army corps, aah. Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, For me to be involved in! Workin' in the fillin' station, too many tasks. Wipe the windows, check the tyres, check the oil, a dollar gas. Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, Too much monkey business, For me to be involved in! Too much monkey business for me! |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Cluin Date: 08 Jan 07 - 08:22 PM Or worse. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Cluin Date: 08 Jan 07 - 08:22 PM Or the smoke. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 08 Jan 07 - 08:12 PM I remember that cold-hearted bastard well. He did not go down easy, lemme tell ya, but he is on ice now. Anyways, one bad chimp don't disprove my point. |
Subject: RE: BS: But God loves chimps! From: Cluin Date: 08 Jan 07 - 08:09 PM That's right, as for as you know... seeeeeeee? Where your Messiah, now? |
Subject: BS: But God loves chimps! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 08 Jan 07 - 08:05 PM Ya want proof? We're smart, strong, and good lookin'. We're quadridextrous. We ain't monkeys. We did not cause global warming. We can act better than either Ronald Reagan or Johnny Weismuller could in their dreams. God loves us. |