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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Clinton Hammond Date: 16 Jul 01 - 03:03 PM "leaping in off the top rope, with a crushing forearm smash to the back of the neck and ooooohhh... He's dead" -Old SNL bit, if wrestling was actually real- ;-) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Jeri Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:59 PM (aside to bill d - look for the ones on "both sides the tweed") Note to all lecherous men...er, all men: YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME IN SPANDEX!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Hollowfox Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:58 PM Rick, if you're ready to rumble, then maybe`you'd better dope-slap the sound tech again. Sounds like the bass needs major adjustment. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: GUEST,in room 202 of the Motel Six Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:48 PM Wolfgang, I'm sorry to confuse you, but when you check-in to the Motel Six, you don't always get the same room. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:48 PM Is she saying Amos is horny? hmmmmmm...need to do some background on this one. Can I play too? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: JenEllen Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:36 PM Although the folding chairs would make narry a dent in that skull of yours, your antlers might get stuck in the ropes... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Amos Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:30 PM Crisco mandatory? No antlers? LOL.
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:33 PM Bill D asked: "...or are we gonna have those new-fangled, stupid WWF matches where they flash lights & throw chairs and have wimmen in tight spandex costumes?" Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!! Dave Oesterreich |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Noreen Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:14 PM Hmmm.... wressling in guacamole, Jen... OK,you're on! *grin* |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Rick Fielding Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:12 PM Luvvv it! Now this is the way to deal with silliness that always resolves itself anyway with all those behind the scenes PMs. Hmmmmm, I'm working on my character right now. A mysterious folk-wrassler from parts unknown. Women will be sure to melt after a mere glimpse of his "Buddha like" glistening stomach. The absence of any muscular developement whatsoever will keep them positively transfixed. Opponents will quake in fear at his patented "Thumb F Chord" Submission hold! Let's see, a mask would be in order to complete the menacing picture (and disguise 55 years of wrinkles!) All that would be left to complete the picture would be a series of Korean "Martin Knock-off guitars" to smash over my opponents heads. The REAL Martin, of course will be brought to the ring in a glass case held by my "Manager". OK, taking applications for Manager right now. Candidate must be either six foot tall (dyed) Blonde with steroid muscles and silicone breasts....OR....Weasily little runt familiar with "foreign objects" and possesser of recognizable "trademark" (like stuffed possum) and now I'm READY TO RUMBLE!! Rick |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Naemanson Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:12 PM I'm in (the jello)! I'll take on any number of opponents of the other gender. Who's in? C'mon! I double dast dare ye! Noreen? LTS? Jeri? JenEllen? bbc? KingBrilliant?Come one, come all! Singly or in gropes! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: mousethief Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:11 PM Trolls want to breed with Jeri? Is that what you're saying here, Bill? For shame! Alex |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Bill D Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:08 PM funny...a search of Google groups turns up LOTS of posts by Jeri...witty, thougtful and interesting...but NONE by 'Shenandoah' Jeri has never seemed hard to find, it seems to me...why chase her? *tsk* trolls are in breeding season, it seems... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: mousethief Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:02 PM If I don't get any wimmin in spandex in the ring (or at least ringside) during the match, I'm not going to play. Alex |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Bill D Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:55 AM Noreen, me, I'd hope! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: JenEllen Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:54 AM Noreen, you in it for a tag-team guacamole match? LOL Amos, you're on buddy. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Noreen Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:50 AM Hey Bill, what have you got against wimmen in tight spandex costumes? :0) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:37 AM Clinton Hammond vs Shane MacGawon? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Amos Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:35 AM Shenandoah and Jeri!! Best three falls out of five, Crisco mandatory! A |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: bbc Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:23 AM Guest, Shenandoah, I don't know what your agenda is, but you would do better to drop it here. Jeri is a longtime, respected, participating Mudcat member & I, for one, don't appreciate you libelling her. I know her, in person as well as online, & I have never seen her behave in the manner you state. bbc |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: GUEST,Shenandoah Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:16 AM I want Jeri! I've been chasing her from Usenet to Mudcat and back again. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Gervase Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:33 AM I'm all for wrestling - woollen singlets, goose-grease and all. C'mon Liz, gerremoff and step into the ring! Failing that, I wanna be Jackie Pallo, Mick McManus and Shirley Crabtree all rolled into one and take on all the girlies here... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Jim Cheydi Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:33 AM Come on then! Who wants it? I'll take the lot of ya. All at once or one at a time - makes no difference to me! Prob'ly. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: KingBrilliant Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:20 AM Must be Mud-wresling. Can I be a granny with a brolly at the front please? 'Gworrrrn - Kill'im - look ref!! look ref!!! Shouldn't be allowed....... etc etc' Kris |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: bbc Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:17 AM Jeri, I'd like to double-team Big Mick w/ you. He's big enough to take us both on. Same as you--no grudge, but it sounds like a lot of fun! Jello, for sure. Love you, Mick! bbc |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: MMario Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:10 AM hey! how come MT gets to wrestle Malcolm? Malcolm has a legitimate gripe with me (I s*ck at documentation...and he and I BOTH know it) I think these fights are rigged! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Wolfgang Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:05 AM Let me sneak or grass: The two missing marbels are now with 'GUEST,in Room 327 of the Motel Six' who once started as 'GUEST,in Room 325 of the Motel Six'. Wolfgang |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Bill D Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:05 AM now, are we gonna have TRADITIONAL wrestling rules?...or are we gonna have those new-fangled, stupid WWF matches where they flash lights & throw chairs and have wimmen in tight spandex costumes? I have drawn up a list of wrestling holds which fit the format of classic wrestling, and if I am confirmed as judge, there'll be no pop/rock wrestling matches here!! so, if everyone will just read thru my....ulllk...argggg...NO!, not the jello pit!..HELLLPPPP! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Amos Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:48 AM I wanna wressle Jen Ellen. A |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Jeri Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:37 AM May I wrestle Big Mick? Maybe a Jello match? I don't have any current argument with him - it just sounds like fun. In the name "Catspaw47," does the "47" reflect number of marbles? He's lost a couple. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: Amos Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:33 AM Bravo, what a concept, yer goin' places, kid!! |
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Subject: Mudcat Pay-per-View From: GUEST,Mr. McMahon Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:32 AM Mudcat has money problems. Mudcat has feuds. Solve the Mudcat money problems with Pay-per-View wrestling matches in the tradition of the WWF. Match 1) Joe Offer vs. Kat/Katlaughing Match 2) Big Mick vs. CarolC Match 3) Grudge Match: Mousethief vs. Malcolm Douglas. Match 4) Dick Greenhaus (the anti-Dylan) vs. Little Hawk (the pro-Dylan) Main Event) Handicap match: Catspaw47 vs. all the anonymous guests. Suggestions for other matches are welcome. |
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