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Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: MMario Date: 20 Apr 07 - 09:52 AM baboons are old world monkeys - the apes include Gibbons & Siamangs;Orangutans;Gorillas and chimps. and humans |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: Rapparee Date: 20 Apr 07 - 09:40 AM Chimps are only fit to show in zoos or on television as the companions to human comedians. |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 20 Apr 07 - 08:30 AM There you go again, Schantieman, confusing the issue with irrelevant truths. LOL Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: Schantieman Date: 20 Apr 07 - 07:24 AM Well, actually, the ancestors of most modern animals species are not other modern animal species, but extinct species which were replaced by others. In many cases one species produced several offshoots which underwent speciation, in othres, only one. Sorry if this spoils a good argument ;-) Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: JohnInKansas Date: 20 Apr 07 - 06:11 AM I read it ... Also note the following couple of posts. John |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: Dave Hanson Date: 20 Apr 07 - 04:25 AM Got news for you Chongo baboons are apes too, no tails see, and note the correct spelling. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: nickp Date: 20 Apr 07 - 04:14 AM Yeah, apes... ook ook! |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: Stu Date: 20 Apr 07 - 04:08 AM Too right Chongo - you tell 'em. Us apes are the civilised side of the family. Personally I won't have anything to do with those long-armed, swinging, whooping gibbons, let alone little hairy monkeys. Anyone got a light for my banana? Stigweard the Simian |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: Geoff the Duck Date: 20 Apr 07 - 04:01 AM My ancestors were T-Rex Quack! GtD. |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: Slag Date: 20 Apr 07 - 03:28 AM Oh, when I first saw this thread title my initial impulse was to put a call in to Chongo! Hey, two great minds but with one thought. Me and Chongo. We got chimpestry! |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Apr 07 - 03:24 AM What about your nephews, the Rhesus Boys? G. |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: John O'L Date: 19 Apr 07 - 09:30 PM "God's finest creation" Someone throw a bit of crap at him. |
Subject: RE: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: Rapparee Date: 19 Apr 07 - 09:21 PM "God's finest creation." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heard all that before. Chimps are just banana-sucking fungoid growths on the primate family tree. |
Subject: BS: My ancestors weren't monkeys!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 19 Apr 07 - 09:17 PM And boy, am I sick of people who make that assumption! What a ridiculous idea! Monkeys are flea-brained, scatty, and inclined to be hysterical. They're ugly too. Anyone who thinks I got any monkey genes is out to lunch. Monkeys got tails. Do you see a tail on me? NO! I ain't no monkey! Get it straight. Babboons are monkeys. Rhesus are monkeys. Capuchins are monkeys. I am a chimpanzee. If it was Darwin who started this BS about us bein' descended from monkeys then I would like to go back in a time machine and bust his chops. What a jerk! Just ask Tarzan. I ain't no monkey and there ain't none in my family either. I am 100% ape. God's finest creation. - Chongo |