Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: kendall Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:16 PM Why not Salacious Crumm? he's funny looking. Or, I could go along with the Bantha. There is someone at my door...what? sand people? Oh, NO!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: mousethief Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:14 PM That's the trouble with those rebels. Never could spell. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Matt_R Date: 24 Apr 01 - 05:49 PM The Empire must be destroyed! And WHO has the most TIE fighter kills? Goodwyn Hawtayne, that's me. Nothing is more gratifying than flying strait into a hail of fire from a Class-B Imperial frigate and ramming a fistload of proton-torpedoes down it's throat! Tie fighters, bombers, interceptors...they all feel the bite of my ion cannon! Up the Rebel Alliance! I eat Sith for BREAKFAST! --Goodwyn Hawtayne, Flight leader, Red Squadron of Calamari Cruiser Defiance. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 03:32 PM Hey, I don't want to stop Jedi bashing. Jedi bashing is what being a Sith Lady is all about. If I don't get to vaporize Jedi Knights with my light saber, that takes half the fun out of joining the Dark Side! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Wavestar Date: 24 Apr 01 - 03:28 PM It all seemed too good to be true. *sigh* Jesbu Palyo, the chastened. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson Date: 24 Apr 01 - 01:36 PM I'm large and hairy, Mad Maudlin, can I be the sacred animal? |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: LR Mole Date: 24 Apr 01 - 01:06 PM This almost makes my name peanut butter and Jedi. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Hare Hare Krishna Krishna Date: 24 Apr 01 - 12:53 PM or Buddhist-bashing too. and Hindu-bashing. and Muslim-bashing. and Baha'i-bashing. and Zoroastrian-bashing. and Wiccan-bashing. and Theosophist-bashing. and Bobist-bashing. and CargoCultist-bashing. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: harpmolly Date: 24 Apr 01 - 12:30 PM LOL Steve! :D Okay, I don't know about this... Molba Dosta? sounds kind of dorky to me. hmmm... and I definitely vote that Jar Jar be declared unclean. Now, the young Obi Wan on the other hand...no complaints there. He's spanking clean. (Crap. Really didn't need to go down that road. Well, there's another workday shot to hell...;)) Molba Toasta |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Date: 24 Apr 01 - 12:22 PM Yes, but only once! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: First Amendment Date: 24 Apr 01 - 12:01 PM Please note that Alex/Mousethief did not mention any desire to stomp out Jew-bashing. However, it my duty to protect Alex/Mousethief's right not to express such a desire. First Amendment |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: First Amendment Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:59 AM Please note that Alex/Mousethief did not mention any desire to stomp out Jew-bashing. However, it my duty to protect Alex/Mousethief's right not to express such a desire. First Amendment |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: mousethief Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:57 AM Well once you guys get your religion up and running, let me be the first to offer you an interfaith dialogue. Together we can help stomp out christian-bashing and jedi-bashing ... together! Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Les from Hull Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:53 AM That's true. I'm well-known for getting smashed. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:50 AM Fine, Mr. Rebel Scum. You'll still be smashed under the mighty fist of the Empire in the end. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: MMario Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:42 AM Do ladybugs dream of plaid orangatangs? |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: sledge Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:39 AM Holy animal - Wombat. Unclean animal - chihuahau Sledge |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mrrzy Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:32 AM I like Nagut Werum, actually! And thanks, I was too shy to ask about the possum thing. Will peruse forthwith. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: LR Mole Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:19 AM Hm...my star wars name sounds as though I had been eating too much peanut butter (Flpr!), but the other one is Amtrak Calla. Not much of a stripper. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: MMario Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:08 AM M Maudlin - do a fourm search on "cleigh o'possum". But be sure and wash your hands afterwords! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:06 AM Same with me, Midchuck. Though it's quite depressing to think that one's normal, isn't it? so dull and boring... :-) Now, if I had to decide I'd make the ladybug the sacred animal. They're cute and they eat the pests that try to kill my flowers. But are there ladybugs in that galaxy far, far away? If there are none, let's have the bantha instead! It's not cute but at least it's big and hairy. BTW, I wonder what those allusions to Spaw and the possum mean. Please enlighten a poor newbie :-) Nagut Werum (my Star Wars name really sucks :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Les from Hull Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:02 AM That's Mister Scum to you, Caitrin. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Midchuck Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:59 AM At first reading, I thought this thread was about unclean breasts, and was going to offer to come running with a washcloth. Drat. P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Midchuck Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:53 AM What I love about the Mudcat is that it makes me think I may be relatively normal after all. P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: MMario Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:50 AM I get 97 hits for "shhep" - they must be fast breeders! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:43 AM By the Sacred Myrmecophage! What have I started? Maybe we should declare lambs OK--we don't want to upset theChristians, they're real dirty bastards in a fight. Stepa Heblo BTW, I've discovered that the sheep-lovers are already on to us: Google gives 72--yes, 72!--results for "shhep" Lassie Brocklehurst ... that must be my sheepdog name. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:37 AM Hah! Don't try to deny the Dark Side, Les! You will fail, as others have before you. The Empire is mighty; the Dark Side is powerful beyond your wildest dreams. We shall crush you Rebel scum. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: English Jon Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:35 AM Me and my cousin put ourselves down as "dark lords of the sith" Darth Jimmy and Darth Johny. ho ho ho. "Jonlo Bepet" AKA English Jon
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mrrzy Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:32 AM Aah, according to that thread, I am really Mrresz Cestl... I like that too! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Les from Hull Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:31 AM Should we have a ruling that all princesses have to wear danish pastries on their ears? It'll give them something to nibble on at least. Don't pay heed to the vile writings of that sheep of an unbeliever who calls herself Caitrin. Leswa Wahul aka Leswa Wakin |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: hesperis Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:27 AM LOL!!! Anyway, here's a link to one of the Star Wars Name threads. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: okthen Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:15 AM Does this mean shepherds are baa-stewards ? cheers bill |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mrrzy Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:55 AM Durzy de Mercure... too strange for me, I like my Jedi name better! And can the sacred/unclean animals be sentient? How about declaring Jar Jar Binks unclean? Or does it have to be something you might eat? What are the rules of this pleasant pastime? |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:50 AM Jedi isn't nearly violent enough--that's part of the problem we Sith Lords and Ladies have with it. They only fight for that silly "good" stuff, causes and whatnot. What a waste of time. They obviously don't understand the kind of power one can use the Force to achieve. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:50 AM Clapton's almost written a hymn for it: Leia "got me on my knees, Leia".[we won't mention Sir Cliff's Millennium Falcon Prayer...] Is this a nicotine free church or can we bring Chewbacca? RtS (dearly beloved when R2D2 or C3PO are gathered together...) |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: RWilhelm Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:46 AM It's certainly violent enough to be an earth religion. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:41 AM Ooo...neat. ~Katas Edaus PS- The way I heard for coming up with your stripper name is the name of your first pet for a first name and the first street you lived on for a last name. (It works a little -too- well for me--I end up with "Polly Beaver") |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: sian, west wales Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:38 AM Dang me if you ain't right, Patrish! Siath Ripor |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mrrzy Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:38 AM Wasn't there another one of those, with the street you lived on and something and you got the name you'd have if you were a hooker, or something? -Mrrce Festl, what a great name! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:33 AM Take the first three letters of your first name and tack on the first two letters of your surname. Then take the first two letters of your mum's maiden name and add the first three letters of your place of birth.
And voila! You've got your Star Wars name.
Mines Patto Kezim |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:28 AM Your ancient religion is dead, Kenobi. Turn to the Dark Side. ~Darth Caitrin |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: clansfolk Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:21 AM PS The fine doesn't apply to religious beliefs (I suppose It would be too hard to prove!) Pete |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: clansfolk Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:17 AM Just for clarification - If you do enter Jedi as your religion it will just be bundle with the rest of the "other" and as such whether 10,000 or 2,000,000,000,000,000,000 people include Jedi as their religion it will NOT become a religion or be included in further forms as a choice! May the farce be with you..... Pete |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Grab Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:11 AM Cept it can't succeed, cos it won't be recognised as an official religion (according to official reports). And there's a nice hefty fine for lying on your census form.... Graham. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Geoff the Duck Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:08 AM If we all become Jedi will we have to worship at the temple of Pizza the Hut? |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: MMario Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:03 AM it's an insectivore; helping clean the planet of pests.
The HOLYAardvark had an ark |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: kendall Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:56 AM We cant have an Aardvark, it eats ants. That makes it a carnivore. Live long and prosper. sorry, wrong farce. |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Micca Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:55 AM I think you should follow Bokononism, rather than these false \Jedi, If you are going to follow a False prophet, follow a REAL false Prophet, Bokonon!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Irish sergeant Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:43 AM Give in to the darkside of mudcat young chordwalker! |
Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Les from Hull Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:43 AM Yer, go for the Aardvark. Aard vark never hurt anybody. And we'd be the first in the ABC list of sacred animals. Yet there is something appealing about having a sacred animal that spends so much of its time asleep. May the fourth would have to be a major holy day. May the farce be with you, Les |