BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?

Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: LR Mole
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:39 AM

Don't let some swine pull the wool over your eyes, eh?Good for ewe!Good thing you're no Leihabout. Yoda man.

Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:37 AM

Baa

Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Crazy Eddie
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:35 AM

"Steal the forks, Luke. Steal the forks"

Can we have a sacred animal too? I'd like to nominate the Dormouse ('cos it's cute) or possibly the Aardvark. :o)
On the other hand we could nominate the possum, making Spaw either a saint or a heretic, depending on interopretation!
But please, let's not pick anyone else's sacred animal as our unclean animal or anyone else's unclean animal as our sacred one. There's enough conflict in the world already.

Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:18 AM

Don't get smart with me, you sheep!

Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:15 AM

April the twenty fourth is with me ?
Patrish

Subject: Jedi: what unclean beasts?
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:08 AM

Ifthe move to get Jedi recognised as an "official" religion in the UK succeeds, I think it would be useful to know what it proscribes. Can we declare the sheep to be unclean? We can then object to children being taught "Mary had a little lamb", for example. (I believe a similar thing happened with the three little pigs with the Moslems. It's this kind of thing that lets people know your religion is a force to be reckoned with.)

May the twenty-fourth be with you,
Steve