Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: bassen Date: 20 Feb 99 - 04:47 PM Being the man from Norway I guess I'm obliged to contribute to this thread... As no one has contributed the version I remember, I give you the following in the interests of the record being absolutely complete:
Hitler had only one left ball We also sang:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord But the earliest naughty song I can remember was a ditty that we recited as we pointed to appropriate body parts "milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner fudge is made". It was 1954, I was five and I thought God would strike me dead... bassen |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: northfolk/al cholger Date: 19 Feb 99 - 10:16 PM An infamous school teacher from northern michigan was known to regale the late night barroom crowds with a parody of Colonel Bogies March: Hitler, he only had one ball, Hitler.... |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: Susan of DT Date: 19 Feb 99 - 08:03 PM Gee Kat, we said that about Tarzan and Marilyn Monroe... |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: katlaughing Date: 19 Feb 99 - 06:30 PM Don't think this was ever in song version, but did anyone ever hear what we thought was a joke, in 4/5th grade, about Roy Rogers and Dale Evans?
They get naked. Looking at his chest, she says, "Roy, what nice "grass" you have!" We thought we were so naughty! kat
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Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: Lonesome EJ Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:57 PM How about"Whistle while you work/Hitler is a jerk/Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn'T work" or(to the tune of Smoke Gets in your Eyes)"they asked me how I knew/rabbit shit was blue/everybody said/you're out of your head/rabbit shit is red" or even(tune of Whoopie-tie-yi-yippie-yippie-yee) "Last time I seen her/She was sittin in the grass/Countin the freckles on a cowboys a$$/Gonna tie my p*ck*r to a tree,to a tree/gonna tie my p*ck*r to a tree" then there was(tune of If You're Happy and You Know it) "There's a skeeter on my p*t*r, knock it off/There's a skeeter on my p*t*r ,knock it off/There's a dozen on my cousin,I can hear them bastards buzzin/There's a skeeter on my p*t*r knock it off"..ok,so I hung with a bad crowd! |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: Bert Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:41 PM My Dad used to sing this when he was a kid. This is all that has survived. Tune: Men of Harlech I'm the man who comes from Scotland Shootin peas up a nanny goat's bottom. I'm the man who comes from Norway Shooting peas up a nanny goat's doorway. Bert. |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:09 PM This thread is a continuation of a real classic, Naughty kids'greatest hits. That thread got to 114 messages, big enough to crash the computers of some poor Mudcatteers. Please post new messages here. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: Bert Date: 07 Oct 97 - 08:50 AM Jerry, That's FOLK music for you. |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: Jerry Friedman Date: 06 Oct 97 - 09:33 PM Thanks for the words to the "mosquito" song, Rechal! Bert, I looked up "Yaw, Yaw, Yaw", and saw the steeple and the people, and... How shall I put this? I'd thought "Barnacle Bill" was about as low as you could go (except for the people who recite versions of dirty limericks that don't scan), but "Yaw, Yaw, Yaw" may be a new nadir of quality. |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: Bert Date: 06 Oct 97 - 11:14 AM Which reminds me.... Little fly upon the wall Ain't you got no clothes at all? Blimey! Ain't it cold? |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: JMike Date: 06 Oct 97 - 09:46 AM We also had: Spider, spider on the wall, Ain't you got no brains at all? Get off the wall, it's just been plastered- Off the wall you silly spider. For some reason it stuck in my mind to the point where I would always chuckle when (years later) I heard "off the wall" in any other context. (Much to the chagrin of my politically active - and rather humorless about it - acquaintances.) |
Subject: Naughty kids' greatest hits II From: dick greenhaus Date: 05 Oct 97 - 08:42 PM We used to declaim: A noble fish, the bassTake it, y'all Click for previous thread |
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