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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Leadfingers Date: 20 Mar 07 - 09:21 PM Another Utah Phillips song - All Used Up !! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Ref Date: 20 Mar 07 - 09:14 PM Can't remember the writer, but try googling "I Just Don't look Good Naked Anymore." |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: GUEST,Janine Date: 20 Mar 07 - 09:02 AM Archie Fisher did a wonderful and v. funny song about someone who's going to grow old very disgracefully. Sorry I never knew the title but try looking for the singer. Jan |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: GUEST Date: 20 Mar 07 - 07:52 AM Take this job and shove it. Johnny Paycheck |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Scrump Date: 20 Mar 07 - 06:21 AM Not a song, but Bob Newhart's "Retirement Party" always makes me chuckle (like a lot of his stuff). |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Scrump Date: 20 Mar 07 - 04:49 AM Gold Watch Blues? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Suffet Date: 19 Mar 07 - 10:22 PM Greetings: I was actually commissioned to write a song to sing at the retirement party for the principal of the Riker's Island Academy in New York City. Riker's Island, if you don't already know, is the site of several of the city jails. The Academy is a school for the inmates. The Old Timer's Song Music: The Streets of Laredo (traditional) Lyrics: Stephen L. Suffet © 2002 I was riding to Rikers one day in September, I was taking Queens Transit out to the Rock, When I met an old timer, I'll always remember, These words he did say as he wished me good luck: Oh, once in the Bronx I taught junior guidance, Once in Jamaica I taught private school, It was then to old Sheepshead and then to Abe Lincoln, I was young and ambitious, I was nobody's fool. It was then as a trainer that I met Elayna, But five years at E.D. were time in the hole, That place just got sicker, the chair would have been quicker, Until the Alternatives rescued my soul. Oh, they made the the principal up at Bronx Regional, I never did falter, I never did fail, Captain Richard applauded me, and one day rewarded me, By telling me, "Son, you are going to jail." Now my sentence expired, I mean I retired, To Vermont or Hawaii now I must choose, If it were not for my draft board, who knows but the Good Lord, I might be uptown and still selling shoes! Notes: Stanza 1, line 2: Queens Transit = a bus line, the Rock = Riker's Island Stanza 2, line 3: Sheepshead, Abe Lincoln = high schools in Brooklyn Stanza 3, line 1: Elayna = his wife, whom he met when he was a teacher trainer Stanza 3, line 2: E.D. = Eastern District High School in Brooklyn, later closed and reopened as three smaller schools Stanza 3, line 4: Alternatives = Office of Alternative Schools and Programs Stanza 4, line 1: Bronx Regional = an alternative high school in the Bronx Stanza 4, line 3: Captain Richard = the Superintendent of Alternative Schools and Programs, present at the retirement party Stanza 5, line 3: If it were not for my draft board = began career in teaching to get draft deferment Stanza 5, line 4: selling shoes = his career before teaching I'm not saying that you can use this song the way that it is, but it does show you how you can write your own song and customize it for a parcticual person. --- Steve |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Bert Date: 19 Mar 07 - 09:38 PM The Goodnight Loving Trail by Utah Phillips. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Jim Lad Date: 19 Mar 07 - 08:33 PM The Two Hundred Year Old Alcoholic. There was a similar thread about a month or more ago. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: bfdk Date: 19 Mar 07 - 05:36 PM Probably not quite what you're after, but your query made me think of Judy Small's Alice Martin. Best wishes, Bente |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: GUEST,Pete Peterson Date: 19 Mar 07 - 04:21 PM Well, there's Roy Acuff's "When our Old Age Pension Check Comes to the Door" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Amos Date: 19 Mar 07 - 04:11 PM You work in a grade school, all of your life You try and provide for your kids and your wife When your too old to instruct anymore They gove you a gold watch and show you the door. You're too old to teach! Too old to teach! Too old to teach, but too young to die! Who will take car eof you, how'll you get by? When you're too old to teach and your too young to die. You don't ask for favors, when your time is through. But you've got a right to what's coming to you. You wrangled their tykes, and their insolent spawn, You helped them live well, now your energy's gone You're too old to teach! Too old to teach! Too old to teach, but too young to die! Who will take car eof you, how'll you get by? When you're too old to teach and your too young to die. Now the principal glad, you can tell by his eyes. He don't like old-timers, they're canny and wise. He's got his stock options, and he's gonna have fun. He's got his retirement dough, you've got none. You're too old to teach! Too old to teach! Too old to teach, but too young to die! Who will take car eof you, how'll you get by? When you're too old to teach and your too young to die. (Adapted from a union song from the '30's called "Too old to Work"). A |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Cool Beans Date: 19 Mar 07 - 04:10 PM It's in the Digitrad under "Their Way." I was right about Bob Blue, but it's about a teacher who becomes a full professor by doing it "their way" (not a teacher whio's retiring). |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Cool Beans Date: 19 Mar 07 - 04:08 PM "I Did It Their Way," Bob Blue's (I think) spoof of "I Did It My Way," about a teacher (!) at the end of his/her career. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Barry Finn Date: 19 Mar 07 - 04:02 PM Woops! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Barry Finn Date: 19 Mar 07 - 04:01 PM This is on one of John McCutcheon's recordings. "I'm 90 Years Old"" Barry |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Barry Finn Date: 19 Mar 07 - 04:00 PM This one "I'm 90 Yrs Old" is a corker. It's from the singing of John McCutcheon. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: Forsh Date: 19 Mar 07 - 03:24 PM I suppose if you worked at it, a parody of 'San quentin' may do the job! (St Josephs may you rot, & burm in hell... !) |
Subject: Lyr Req: Songs about retirement From: GUEST,songbird Date: 19 Mar 07 - 03:22 PM Does anyone have any suggestions for a funny song for someone retiring after 30 years in a school? Thanks |
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