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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Abuse From: Bert Date: 14 Dec 99 - 04:01 PM I dare say you'll get some for posting that. Folk music at it's finest. I'll have to drag that out next time we sing bawdy songs. Bert. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Abuse From: Tim Salt Date: 14 Dec 99 - 03:04 PM Perhaps the subject should be "just plain sick". |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Abuse From: _gargoyle Date: 14 Dec 99 - 12:18 AM While DEFFINATELY not MY style...
I throughly enjoyed the original-ousity of your contributiion...
Well Done....THANX! |
Subject: Lyr Add: ABUSE From: Hagbardr Date: 13 Dec 99 - 12:46 AM Here's one I learned at SCA and Markland events: The tune is "Sweet Betsy from Pike" and my copy of the lyrics attributes Felemid MacDougal as the author. It's also quite useful in "Most tasteless song" contests. I've been tied up with leather and beaten with chain I've bathed in lime Jell-O and suffered great pain My dear I'll be truthful, I won't be obtuse I know it's our first date, but I want abuse Chorus: Abuse! Abuse! I like abuse! I've never had anything quite like abuse I've had lots of lovers who tied me up loose But I've never had anything quite like abuse My mother and father think I'm kind of sick Lighting my pubic hair up with a Bic My brothers and sisters say I am obscene Using sandpaper dildoes with no Vaseline I like small furry creatures who claw and who bite There's something about them that's tingly and tight There is but one drawback to this kinky mode You have to use duct tape or they will explode I like meeting new people as I go on my way I never do suffer for something to say I walk into biker's bars, calling them gay Bike chains and pool cues, they just make my day Necrophilia, really, I think is the best The dead don't laugh at you when you get undressed They never get angry, they never get miffed And the best thing about them is they're always stiff I've been tied up with leather and tied up with twine And even silk stockings, they work out just fine But I've hit on something that might cause some dread Rope is for wimps, I'll use barbed wire instead Now those of you gentles who've heard this sad song May say It's too bawdy, may say it's too long May say I'm disgusting, or my morals are loose But I guess we all get our fair share of abuse |
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