Lyr Add: Boris Johnson song

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Boris Johnson song
From: Snuffy
Date: 02 Mar 22 - 04:20 PM

With apologies to Mary Poppins, here's one in a similar vein that I concocted a few years ago.

Super hyper calculated Brexit dividend
If you keep on saying it you'll sound around the bend
Super hyper calculated Brexit dividend
If you keep on saying it you'll sound around the bend.
Um diddle diddle, diddle um, diddle ay x4

I’ve never been afraid to lie
Since I was just a lad
My father taught me how to fib
I lied like Jack the Lad
But then one day I learned a lie
That outranks all of those
The biggest lie you ever heard
And this is how it goes, oh
Super hyper calculated Brexit dividend etc

I travelled all around the world
And everywhere I went
I'd tell my fib and all would say
There goes a clever gent
When Rothermere and Murdoch
Pass the time of day with me
I tell my special lie
And then they ask me out to tea
Super hyper calculated Brexit dividend etc

So though I’ve got a dodgy plan
There's no need for dismay
I’ll summon up this mega-lie
Repeat it every day
I’ll tell it o’er and o’er again
For days and days and days
But when the ordure hits the fan
It won’t be me who pays
Super hyper calculated Brexit dividend etc

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Boris Johnson song
From: GUEST,Dik Cook
Date: 02 Mar 22 - 08:30 AM

Good to see that protest in the folk tradition still exists in this country.
There are other songs & tunes in the same ilk. They all need to be sung far & wide, to pass on the message.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Boris Johnson song
From: Dug
Date: 02 Mar 22 - 08:30 AM

Immoral Prime Minister Shock

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Boris Johnson song
From: Dug
Date: 02 Mar 22 - 08:29 AM

Video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNoSOt4s1DE

Subject: Lyr Add: Boris Johnson song
From: Dug
Date: 02 Mar 22 - 08:24 AM

Here are the lyrics to my song 'Immoral Prime Minister Shock'. Tune - 'Poverty Poverty Knock'. Directly inspired by John Dengate's Royalty Royalty Shock.

Immoral Prime Minister Shock

CHORUS:
Immoral Prime Minister shock,
New horrors unfold by the day,
Immoral Prime Minister shock,
Please can’t they take him away,
Immoral Prime Minister shock
Water rolls off the duck’s back,
Immoral Prime Minister
More and more sinister
Please Tories, give him the sack.

I'm Boris, a man of coarse wit,
All over the country I flit
To show that I care
For those stuck in despair,r to to join
But I honestly don't give a shit.

Into old Eton I breezed
And pissed on whomever I pleased,
To the masters’ despair
Pater ruffled my hair
And slick were the wheels that he greased.

CHORUS

I find it quite fun to deceive,
My words you should never believe,
My life is a game
And I’m never to blame
For the trail of destruction I leave

Many's the filly I've had,
I spaffed my wild oats like a cad
And I must confess,
It’s anyone’s guess
How many out there call me Dad

CHORUS

At the Tele they paid me a stash
To write evil filth with panache,
At muslims I sneered
And at gypsies I jeered,
Yes I was a racist for cash

Though I am a man of high class
And my pedigree's hard to surpass
My morals are shite
And my words are as light
As the wind I fart out of my arse

Immoral Prime Minister shock
Water rolls off the duck’s back
Immoral prime minister,
Sickening, sinister
Please won’t you give him the sack.

D.A. Jenner