Subject: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: The Shambles Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:04 PM 1. Headaches. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: webfolk Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:07 PM 2. too tired |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Ebbie Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:07 PM Before or after? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: webfolk Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:08 PM either |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: *daylia* Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:10 PM no during? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Ernest Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:10 PM instead |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Folkiedave Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:12 PM 3. Farting in bed. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:42 PM A bit of added thrust may be welcome a some points! G ☺ |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Peace Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:45 PM Sheep. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: ToulouseCruise Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:47 PM Scorekeepers. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Raedwulf Date: 23 Nov 05 - 02:58 PM Anything the other person doesn't want? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Nov 05 - 03:04 PM That'll be just about everything enjoyable then! G x |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: frogprince Date: 23 Nov 05 - 03:10 PM Two things you should never do in bed: point and laugh |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: George Papavgeris Date: 23 Nov 05 - 03:27 PM Using your partner's back during the act to rest a plate of sandwiches. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: George Papavgeris Date: 23 Nov 05 - 03:28 PM ... or your book |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: GUEST,Frug Date: 23 Nov 05 - 03:30 PM ..............or their navel as an ashtray !! Frank |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Wesley S Date: 23 Nov 05 - 03:42 PM Leaving your boots and spurs on can be a no-no unless you get permission ahead of time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Den Date: 23 Nov 05 - 03:47 PM Its not generally recommended that you use the following expression immediately after sex, "well that oughta hold ya." |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Nov 05 - 03:48 PM Saying to the lady in question, "You have dimples (or whatever) just like my ex-wife/girlfriend/etc..." (line stolen from the hapless salesman/would-be assassin in "The Assassination of Richard Nixon") |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Biskit Date: 23 Nov 05 - 03:51 PM no talking about changing the color of the paint in the Master bath during or immediatly following the act. Peace! Through Understanding ~Biskit~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: artbrooks Date: 23 Nov 05 - 04:58 PM Commenting about painting the ceiling. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: LilyFestre Date: 23 Nov 05 - 05:02 PM Socks....lose the socks! And onion or Pepsi breath....no thanks. :) Michelle |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Nov 05 - 05:27 PM Anything involving livestock..... Unwillingness to swap positions... why do I always have to hold my ankles? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Things you shouldn't admit From: frogprince Date: 23 Nov 05 - 05:33 PM My wife puts up with so much, and the crazy woman still loves me: Quite regulary, while we're still "recuperating", I'll say "Thank you Louise", or "Ethyl", or "Rosa"; anything but her real name. Sometimes she pinches me on the ...ah...cheek...like crazy, 'til I get it right... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: GUEST,Black eye to prove it Date: 23 Nov 05 - 05:50 PM NEVER EVER tell you wife during the act that she's almost as good as her sister. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: The Shambles Date: 23 Nov 05 - 05:58 PM Multi-tasking. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad Date: 23 Nov 05 - 06:02 PM If all of the tasks involve your partner then multi-tasking can be a GOOD thing. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Stilly River Sage Date: 23 Nov 05 - 06:05 PM Rough sheets. They kill your elbows. . . ;-> |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: The Shambles Date: 23 Nov 05 - 06:20 PM The multi-tasking I was thinking of was watching the football on TV. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: GUEST,oops !!! Date: 23 Nov 05 - 06:24 PM double incontinence |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Amos Date: 23 Nov 05 - 06:46 PM Wrong person. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: JennyO Date: 23 Nov 05 - 07:12 PM Goats |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Nov 05 - 07:15 PM You can tell she's Australian can't you? Giok ☺ |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Peace Date: 23 Nov 05 - 07:31 PM Goats are a no no? Thanks pal--like, tell me nooooooooooow, eh! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Bobert Date: 23 Nov 05 - 07:34 PM Clothes??? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: JennyO Date: 23 Nov 05 - 07:46 PM Hey, you've just given me an idea - have the goats eat the clothes off. Everyone wins :-) Err.... wait a minute - this was supposed to be about No No's wasn't it. Oh well... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: bobad Date: 23 Nov 05 - 07:49 PM A stopwatch. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 23 Nov 05 - 07:50 PM Gorillas and baboons. I never touch 'em. - Chongo |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Amos Date: 23 Nov 05 - 08:16 PM Errors in species selection. Errors in gender selection. Errors in age detection of the chronologically under-endowed. Misunderstanding the process. Misunderstanding the purpose. Poor technique. Poor aim. Inadequate security. Failure to communicate. Excessive communication. Halitosis. Unrevealed physical ailments. Failure to reveal absence of key body parts. Failure to reveal presence of unexpected body parts. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Bobert Date: 23 Nov 05 - 08:38 PM Speak fir yerself, Chimp... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 23 Nov 05 - 09:30 PM Yeah? I ain't speakin' fer you, hayseed... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: gnu Date: 23 Nov 05 - 09:39 PM No. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: GUEST,anonymouse Date: 23 Nov 05 - 11:29 PM When getting oral sex from a dwarf with a flat head, never leave your beer on top of her head. A word to the wise... Anon |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Bill D Date: 23 Nov 05 - 11:37 PM Losing your place in the Kama Sutra and getting your elbow stuck behind your knee. you're all looking it up, aren't you? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: Paco Rabanne Date: 24 Nov 05 - 03:54 AM Banjos |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: webfolk Date: 24 Nov 05 - 03:56 AM "was that it"? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Nov 05 - 04:30 AM Hi Sis! G |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: JennieG Date: 24 Nov 05 - 04:40 AM "have we started yet?" Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Nov 05 - 04:42 AM Is that what they mean by 'Down Under' Jennie? G ☺ |
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos. From: alanabit Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:45 AM Trying to finish first. |