BS: The Mudcat Tavern

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 12:16 AM

Oh, really?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: Amos
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 12:27 AM

Yep! **BOSEG**

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 12:44 AM

Well, this is the part I don't get:

In this sign I did not conquer But did much neglect my honor!

Is that you or me speaking there?

And dear-- spank OR shower? And/And, sillie!

Let's just visit over a glass... Biskit never showed up with the F**in Rusty Nails!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 05:40 AM

A large 3-star please, barkeep. OK I promise not to sing, but while it's quiet let me tell you a story. A strange thing happened at the NYCFTTS one night a few weeks ago, a patient got out of a padded cell. He begged me to help him escape. He said his name was Barry Fox or Harry Cox or something. He claimed he was snatched from his home by a group of bearded, middleaged ,slightly overweight men wearing matching t-shirts with a strange device.
The only other thing he noticed was they all had their fingernails cut short on one hand (usually the left) and long on the other. Then there was some rambling about cats, fish and...macks was it? Just then the nurses ran up,wrestled him to the ground and put him back in his soundproof cell. As they dragged him away, he was yelling that he had lots of lawyers and something about DTs so perhaps he had a drink problem, (so do I, can't get enough, yes, just a large one please, thanks). I offered to sing to calm him but he shouted something about royalty, so perhaps he has delusions of grandeur.
Any way no-one has heard from him since, and it's been very quiet around the Brian Wilson Ward, and not just because I'm still trying to get the jello out of my kazoo.
What do you think barkeep? Spooky or what? Barkeep? Damn, he sneaked off to wipe tables. That keeps happening to me, must change my aftershave, my jokes or my personality.
At least the parrot's still here, not to mention the flamingos and Waylon Heron.
RtS

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: Biskit
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:55 AM

whadaheckjamean! do I play Joni Mitchell??!!! I've looked at clouds from both side now I really don't know clouds at all!!!!!! what kinda Cr@p is that!!!! Mbo! Mbo! bring that fancy gitfiddle over here see if you can't appease these beasties!!!! HEY! is that fug ceanser any good, man I need a drinka sumpin strong!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: Molly Malone
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:04 AM

Does green Jello go with Guinness?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: MMario
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:15 AM

molly.molly.molly.

Guiness goes with ANYTHING.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: Molly Malone
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:41 AM

Sorry...I'm living in an alternate universe right now...

Corporate America.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: Amos
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 12:12 PM

It does if you wear the Jello on top, and the Guinness below, sweet Molly! ;>)

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: Mbo
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 12:12 PM

Sure, Biskit, by my guest to try out the Big Bullhead himself--but be warned, it's a bass guitar, and the strings, unlike me, are not wrapped too tight. But if'n you REALLY get an "Urge For Goin'", the restroom is right down the hall! YEEEEEHAAA!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: MMario
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 12:25 PM

*a strange, hollow-sounding voice echoes throughout the tavern.*

the threads load a heck of a lot easier if you move over to the newer one.....

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: Molly Malone
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 02:12 PM

D*nm! I musta missed a memo...you know, the one with the blue clicky....hey, where'd ya' go?

MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmarioooooooooooooooooooooooo? Ok, did someone turn the reverb up, or didchall move?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
From: MMario
Date: 16 Mar 00 - 02:19 PM

we're at the St. Pat's party in the front room. follow me!