Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 31 Jul 02 - 11:09 AM I would love to stay here and contribute to the bribel, but i am going to see Mr William of Hill, to collect my winnings! 9did anybody bet on the oss that i told you about?).john |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Skipjack K8 Date: 31 Jul 02 - 11:13 AM What did it come in at jOhn? Well done, mate. |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse(Part two9 From: My guru always said Date: 31 Jul 02 - 11:24 AM Ahem..... excuse me..... I think you have a wheelie bin enquiry on the other line... call waiting |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: The DeanMeister Date: 31 Jul 02 - 03:31 PM Hey chaps. Just been reading Dougs attack on our drivel pool. If he ever meets Oakley, he will understand everything!!! |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 31 Jul 02 - 08:31 PM Gary-Click Ere |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Skipjack K8 Date: 01 Aug 02 - 07:16 AM Strewth, John, with £265,000 you could have bought Brian a cage in Surrey. Is it time to give Mustaffa the hard word Gary |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: harpmaker Date: 01 Aug 02 - 02:45 PM Ossonwells, We had been of the net till Monday i think. prob see you on sun' though. |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: fatcat Date: 14 Sep 02 - 08:42 PM I feel strangely drawn to this thread. Although not from your delightfully (one can only assume) rural community, I shall endevour to attend the next punching of the horse. It is my hope to meet with the Poppy leaf and find out what a Fresian is. I also wish to make the aquaintance of John in Hull:- do you speak as you write? Have you ever written any songs? I am unsure of the Dean Mister; time will show the wiser. By the way, I am a new member from Boscombe so 'hi' to all you insomniac maniacs (no offence meant) and if any of you feel like saying 'hi' I'm here 'til... well, for the next half hour or so. |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Oaklet Date: 15 Sep 02 - 03:22 AM Hi Fatcat and welcome! It was good to read this drivel fest again. There will be more Punch the Horse Threads, as Ossonflags has (unlike me) attention seeking disorder. It would be great to meet you. Is that the Boscombe sort of near Bournemouth - ish? |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: ossonflags Date: 15 Sep 02 - 06:45 AM Attention seeker,forsooth!!!!!!!!!!! who was thet hid behind the curtain in Foresters barking at me,and the audiance "follow that!!!!" every thirty seconds? |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: ossonflags Date: 15 Sep 02 - 07:09 AM Attention seeker,forsooth!!!!!!!!!!! who was thet hid behind the curtain in Foresters barking at me,and the audiance "follow that!!!!" every thirty seconds? |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: The DeanMeister Date: 15 Sep 02 - 07:19 AM Welcome indeed, Fatcat. Not sure of me, you say...?? Perhaps we shall meet at a pugilist event, and you will see what I am made of! |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Oaklet Date: 15 Sep 02 - 07:20 AM Repetition, hesitation and deviation Ossonflags. But you do have a point. I will bone up on humility this afternoon, but it is hard.... |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: fatcat Date: 15 Sep 02 - 09:12 AM Oakley, that's arrirmative. Ossonflags, I have reason to believe Oakley speaks the truth on the matter of Seeking Attention Disorder (or SAD) as on many occasions you post your thread not once but twice; it is possible that this is stress related and that if you were not under the pressure from the Oakthing (i have noticed he not only tells you when, how and why to join, but also criticises you on the content of your postings - this would be many months ago now, don't go looking for it) then perhaps....oh what the heck, it must be true anyway, i've bought into it and humoured you haven't i ? i am weak. Need the bog, will return shortly. |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: fatcat Date: 15 Sep 02 - 09:28 AM Dean Minster, are you at church today? is that your job? I meant no offence last night, but i am unsure of you as you don't post as much as some. What do you all play or do you all just come here to talk -Oakley i think you play the fiddle, Dean Mister as you break strings all the time you must be a naff guitar player (or at least not very lady-like.) There is one who plays the accordian, no, there are two, i forgot to say hi to Skipjack k8, i would love to meet you and the Oakjoke, perhaps we could meet soon, i am in Lincoln at the end of Sept, a dental hygiene convention, no really! so if you let me know what's on and where, i'll see what i can do.TTFN |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Oaklet Date: 15 Sep 02 - 11:31 AM Fatcat, you'd be made very welcome at a PTH gig, or any of the sessions in and around Hull. What do you play or what do you like to sing? Keep in touch about the gums-and-plaque fest in Lincoln, particularly the Anti gum and plaque fest which might involve a bit of a sing or play within 40 miles (north) of Lincoln. |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: fatcat Date: 15 Sep 02 - 12:51 PM I am a bassoon player - still welcome? I also play concertina and sing very badly. My chum, mousemat (who turned me on to this wonderful institution) is a fantstic golfer but I think that is not relevant. He does however play clarinet and it is not uncommon for us to meet at the end of a long shift in the reception of my practice and jam. You would be very welcome should you ever find yourself of a dental disposition in B'mth. B Y O plaque! |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Oaklet Date: 15 Sep 02 - 05:09 PM Of course bassoonists are welcome. At the Sloop in Barton there are normally eight or nine9 naked bassoonsists, daubed in woad, banging their instruments on the walls, ankle-deep in mdf funiture fragments. Bad singing is also welcomed at the Sloop, but we remain circumspect about concertinas. Particularly MK1s. Next time I'm in Boscombe I'll come to your practice-and-jam shop, and have a bit of a play in reception. Keep in touch regarding Lincoln, and I'll let you know where the sessions are. I'm sure you will have a warm welcome. |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 Date: 15 Sep 02 - 05:29 PM Hello, Portlypuss, it will be our pleasure to make your aquaintance. There is a lot of plaque in Lincoln, being historical, lark. I think you might've realised the hardwood fiddler is a little wide of the mark about the Sloop, as they are in fact naked didgeridooists. If you can make the Sloop on a Tuesday, it will be an excellent chance for you to purchase the seminal Cara CD, 'A Slap beyond the Suti', a paeon to the good sense in wife-roasting. David doesn't approve of shameless plugging, but I'm not beyond telling you that this baby's selling like hot roti in the Khyber Pass. My dog is a dental miracle, as she doesn't brush her teeth but has no plaque. And she does French. Skipjack |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: fatcat Date: 15 Sep 02 - 07:46 PM Naked is good, is it warm in your polar regions? I fear your dij players may suffer humiliation in the northern climes! Unfortunately, I will not be able to attend your brash- bastard-bassoon-bash on tues as i am on call for emergency surgery, wish you could be there, if it's a quiet night, we could have a couple of tunes. I myself am not fond of the concertina, I find it most useful as a vacuum when I'm working, but don't tell my clients as most of them pay a fortune and possibly would rather not know! Skipjack, I would love to meet your dog, she does French.....what?!
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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: fatcat Date: 15 Sep 02 - 07:59 PM I'd just love to meet your dog. BTW, what is the pvff or ff? you're organising another, any chance of my getting a stall, it sounds like plenty of work for me and a cleaner, more healthy environment for you, let me know, most of my equipment is portable. I must go now, have to iron my whites for the morning, it usually takes between 45-50 mins each set (I am considerably larger than most) TTFN |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: smallpiper Date: 16 Sep 02 - 04:29 AM pvff = peoples voice folk festival, the fringe event that was organised in place of the beverley folk festival this year |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Skipjack K8 Date: 16 Sep 02 - 05:19 AM So many questions, Portlypuss. There's nothing we like more than a wierd session, so just tell us where the surgery is, and we'll play to the aching masses. That should sift out the malingerers. And it will be an excellent chance for David to air the more poppy tunes from the semenal Cara CD, 'A Slip-Up on the Potty', the thinking child's guide to trainer pants. If howls of derision head him off, he can always fall back on the old favourites on their greatest hits album, 'Aspic beyond the Satay'. These guys do food music better than Commander Cody. I shouldn't sound so proud about my xenophobic dog, but there's nothing she likes more than sinking her bonty chompers into a Gallic arse.
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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: fatcat Date: 16 Sep 02 - 06:25 PM Smallpiper,HI! thanks. We haven't met yet.(Are you involved with these disturbed souls? I will pray for you) Skipjack, liking your theory! shall we organise a bus trip? Thursday is good:-everyone off work to claim benefit and in my rec to pass time 'til pub opening. Get you down here by ..how far away are you? Tell you what, send the CD instead and I'll let you know if I was able to knock off in time for lunch!! Please also send your dog as down here we are just a little too close to the French for comfort. Are you the guys who did 'Break the leg off my chicken'? It was a great song. Ah no, sudden memory input, it was Spank the Donkey. Well, I'm off now, going to pop in and see if there's any chewing gum under the desk at rec and have a general.oops, that should be a general clean up. TTFN |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 20 Sep 02 - 12:48 AM Who are yoo fatcat? And what sort of cat food do yoo eat? |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: fatcat Date: 20 Sep 02 - 08:13 PM j9Ohn frfrom ulL, how i have awaited this moment. I am partial to bear mmmmm. 9sand babbannanaas. Alas I joke with you heartily my friend, I am 'sole'ly a Tuna 9tuner) eater. Watch out Skipjack!!! |
Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK) From: GUEST,S9kipja9ck 9K98 Date: 21 Sep 02 - 04:13 PM Wheredy'awanna start, baby? |
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