 sj |
||
|
||
BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern
|
|
|
Subject: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Caitrin Date: 02 May 00 - 04:48 PM Yep, it's just the tavern. No ships of the space or steam variety. No funky time periods, no crazy plots, just a nice old tavern in which to eat, drink, and be merry. Wine,women, and song, but absolutely no aliens or alternate dimensions. (I just feel the need for some good old fashioned conversation.) |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: MMario Date: 02 May 00 - 04:54 PM THANK YOU! FWIW - the fourth verse I sang to "Morning glory" the other night...
Now sixteen years have come and gone |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Peter T. Date: 02 May 00 - 05:03 PM I could sure use a beer, Earth variety. yours, Peter T. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Caitrin Date: 02 May 00 - 05:06 PM Beer from Earth, just for Peter. I like the song, MMario. I don't think I was there when you sung that one. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: MMario Date: 02 May 00 - 05:11 PM you will be at some point....which is good... strange - I didn't realize before how few times I have had the same people listening to me. YOu have to expand your repetoire when people actually hear you more then once!! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: GUEST,Praise at Work Date: 02 May 00 - 05:17 PM Save me a spot under a table with pals standing watch, I'll be there later. Mix me a pitcher of Rusty Nails-- half Drambuie, half Glenfyddich, NO ICE!!!-- and let it steep till I arrive. And Mmario, can you wrestle a recliner in from storage, or three? I'm fixin' ta get comfy. Pipe smokers, come on by and set a spell, I'll be the large drowsy laughing lady wearing the Shalimar, with her hair all fluffed out. Perhaps in flannel jammies with a sheepskin to snuggle. Lap available, friends, if we trade! ~Susan~ Bless you Caitrin! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: MMario Date: 02 May 00 - 05:23 PM I can smoke a pipe in here? Honest? Truly? May ASCAP sue me and Harry Fox license my every word! WOBH! I'll drag in a dozen recliners! TWO dozen! You want those with or without the vibrators? (Excuse me, yes, I know they are "electric massage units....geesh...) and I will stand right here next to the high velocity exhaust fan so it will contaminate as little air volume as possible... How about a nice handmade comforter to go there, too? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 02 May 00 - 05:44 PM Recliner please, MMario, and a long tall dark one Caitrin dear. Been a long dry spell for us mere Earthlings. I'll be back later tonite, after playing for Stevie! Great fun to be had!! aka Scorchy |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Bert Date: 02 May 00 - 06:07 PM Ah! yes, a pint of Whitbread Trophy please. Any one for darts - 501? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: SDShad Date: 02 May 00 - 06:14 PM Guinness, warm'll do. Although...Susan, you sharin' that pitcher o' nails? Darts it is, Bert. Prepare to...well...kick my ass, frankly, but it'll still be fun.... Chris |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 02 May 00 - 06:17 PM A Newcastle Brown ale and I'll play some darts with ye bert... Thank you Caitrin its nice to have a pleasant place to sit a spell... Yours, Aye. Dave |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: JenEllen Date: 02 May 00 - 06:26 PM Lovely Cait! Beer please, and a quiet spot to rest my bones. Preferably out of range of the darts, I'm not moving too fast today! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 02 May 00 - 07:47 PM Hey hey the gangs all here! Yo everyone! Got my guitar! Mario, I think what you mean to sing was: All your dreams are made When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade Today's the day that all the world will see Another sunny afternoon Walking down the street to my favorite tune Tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know to soon Ye need a little time to wake up Need a little time to wake up wake up You need a little time to rest your mind You know you should so I guess you might as well HEY! What's the story, Morning glory? Well....ye need a little time to wake up wake up Well....what's the story, Morning glory? Well....ye need a little time to wake up wake up!!!! (gratuitous fast strumming and ocean sounds ensue....) --Mbo |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Caitrin Date: 02 May 00 - 07:57 PM Hey...it's one of the few Oasis songs I like! Neato! Drinks all 'round. It's about time for a rest for us all, I think. All this zapping around time and space is just kinda tiring, ya know? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 02 May 00 - 08:12 PM Mbo raises hands in the air! YES!! Finally able to please Caitrin! What's the deal with THAT? Ok everyone! It's NAHOO time! Everyone sing along! --Mbo |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 02 May 00 - 08:30 PM Hey that calls for a celebration, The drinks are on me mates... Caitrin a double Black Bushmills for me and an iced tea for Mbo... bert you've been practising making those double twenties again, and beat me, best out O' three mate? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Amos Date: 02 May 00 - 09:48 PM Damn! Just like down home! Hey, y'all, and joy to you, Miss C., thou gentle light! If I may, a quart of brown stout to fill me giant Mudcat mug with the leaping catsih and the gold-emblazoned letters on the front. And one short toast, if I may: to wonderful comrades, the best in any spaceport or timepocket I have ever visited -- your eternal wellbeing! Fondly, Amos |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 02 May 00 - 09:58 PM Pipes, yes!! Rusty Nails to share, yes!! Music, yes!! Recliners to share, yes!! Quilts. comforters, sheepskins, yes!! Medication-challenged muff-faced mule-brained multi-personality mainly malicious mulletheads, why not!! Yes!! Arguments, expectations, expositions, NO!!!!!!!! (Settling back amid a cloud of Mmario's finest....) Thanks, Mmario, I believe I will light right up. Hey guess what? I sang yer song today! Yep!! A friend of mine is havin' a tuff time with her old man, keepin' him home nights if ya know what I mean. And the best way she's figgered is to just stick like glue, so I sang "Whither Thou Goest" for her and she wet her pants!!! He can't shake her! (ssspsspss whisper whisper....) ~S~ |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Amos Date: 02 May 00 - 10:01 PM Now that's flattery for ye!! **BG**
|
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Billy the Bus Date: 02 May 00 - 10:12 PM Cait, you sweetie! I'm just in for a quick snort between tours. A "Wee Willy Wilson's" will do for now. I'll be in for a Guinness with "Oban" chaser around 5:30pm. I'll need it to steady my nerves before I head of to that HearMe place with Mike. That'll be about 6:00pm NZST 0600GMT. Sorry I can't stay to smoke a bowl of shag with you MMario. I'm shagged, but have to shag-off back to work shag-it. And I'm wet as a shag too. Sláinte... Whew... That was great Cait. Nothing like a wee dram to keep your pecker up. Oh well, back to work.. Ceylon Abbyssinia, Samoa - Sam
|
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Kelida Date: 02 May 00 - 11:13 PM Can I just get a Coke? No ice? I'll just sit in the corner and draw. . . Peace--Keli |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Amos Date: 02 May 00 - 11:50 PM I have this hyar old Remington table-top typewriter and if Kelida can spare a little bench room in the corner, I'll just park my big ream of editorial mandates here, and start plowin', tappin', and sippin'. Should have this here biography of Wilson Puckett done by morning... |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 03 May 00 - 12:13 AM Amos, you STAYIN' AWAKE TILL THE MIDNIGHT OWW-UHH? Have fun drawing, K...and just be glad you don't have to do aquatinting like I do tomorrow! --Mbo |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Kelida Date: 03 May 00 - 12:17 AM Mbo--I get to paint a still life tomorrow, which I hate. Part of the reason I refuse to take another year of high school art--that and my art teacher's tendency to deface people's artwork in the pretense of being helpful. . . Peace--Keli |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 12:22 AM Amos, Flattery eh? Hmmm.... I'll have to try that! Dance, anyone? ~Susan~ What, you never danced with a Sugar Dog? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 12:30 AM Hey, whooo-ee, finally made it back from dancing with Stevie!! Man o man, as Sammo says, I am shagged!! 2 fags and 2 brews and I might be human again!! Long one here, Cait, please, and put it on that tab the Mariner is running. Great nite at the Nursing Home (for the residents) very bad night for my back--try dancing rag time, bent over holding onto a wheel chair and being held and helped by a very strong (spastic) lover!! I love Stevie too, tho, and he got to dance RAG TIME!! YAHOO! And, I gotta tell you all about this funeral here today....anybody still here? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 12:31 AM TO THE RECLINERS! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 03 May 00 - 12:33 AM Praise, can I still dance with you while you're in the recliner? 'Round the House and Mind the Dresser sorta dealy-bopper? --Mbo |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 12:42 AM Hey, my man, if I can dance with a wheelchair bound Steve, You should be able to dance with Praise in a recliner!! anyway, about this funeral, it's kind of an Only in Wyoming type thing. I drove by the Methodist church this AM, and lots a cars, I mean, LOTSA cars. Half the town. Got all the usual stuff--cones, hearse, policeman, etc, and a horse drawn BUGGY! I stopped, parked, (had no idea whose service it was) and just watched a minute. Pretty soon, here come the Pall Bearers, and load the casket into the buggy!! Hearse drives away empty, except for flowers! I seen lots a marryin's with a buggy, but never before a buryin'! Hi ALL! Great night going here........Power Surging! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 12:45 AM I'd recline across Texas with you in my arms, Recline across Texas with you.... Like a storybook La-Z-Boy lost in yer charms, I'd recline across Texas with you! Reclining with Mbo, reclining with Mbo, I'll go reclining dear Mbo with you. As we activate the Magic Fingers happily, I'll go reclining dear Mbo with you! M-baby does the hanky panky, M-baby does the hanky panky..... Hey Mbo, is that Simon Pierre over there in the jello mosh pit? Sorcha!!!! Ya gotta dance with SP!!! Head banging and the whole thing, great after a stint at The Home! Me next SP!! Soon as I dip Mbo! ~Sooz the Flooz, wow! Lollapalooz!~
|
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 12:51 AM Wooooooo SP himself!! Wanna jitterbug? Is about the only thing I did't do tonite!! Hey, SP you actually get to get in to hearme tonite?? And I missed it!! ($5) Don't recline me, darling, don't be re clinin', (tune of Angry) |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 03 May 00 - 12:52 AM Nahoooo oh hooah oh! Hoonieha ha ho oh! --Mbo |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 12:59 AM Apparently... (shhh!) you can have great text in a recliner! Who knew???? ~Mbo's Dancin' Soozster! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 01:03 AM We're all nutso!! 11 P here, 1A there, ah, what a great nite!! Except, not going back to the Nursing home until Sept, and some of them won't be there.......but they will be home, huh? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Billy the Bus Date: 03 May 00 - 01:06 AM Thanks for the drinks Cait. Nice to stretch out and relax for a yarn. Hey, Amos, is Wilson any relation of Riley Puckett - band of the 30s? Mind if I join you for a puff, MMario and Praise - ahh.. this is life... Snoozin' Sam.. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 01:07 AM Well, dear, at least wherever they go, there they are. ~S~s~s~s~s~s~s~s~n~n~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~z~z~z~z~z~z~z~z~~~~ |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 01:10 AM Huh? Cross-posting!!!! And here I am snoozin' with Sammie! Life? Hell, it's heaven! ~S~ Lolla-pa-snooz~ |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Metchosin Date: 03 May 00 - 01:10 AM Ahh!...... What a relief......thanks Caitrin, haven't had a chance to just sit back and nurse a wee dram in weeks. Company year end, books in order, tax time and all. The ordeals over..... for a day or two.
A shot of the Talisker if you please....although I hope it isn't too dear in this establishment.
My daughter just sent me a message from the Isle of Skye a couple of days ago and they were asking $80 a bottle for it at the distillery....bloody hell....it's cheaper on this side of the pond...... including the ride on the boat.....and a train trip across Canada! On second thought, in protest of their price gouging I'll have a Highland Park, please and just snuggle next to MMario and Praise next to the fan, lest I offend anyone. |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 01:14 AM Hey, Snooze, get thee to bed,then. The Hardiman is lonely!! An 'allo there Billy the Bus/Sammo! Wanna dance? Looks like these others are crapping out on us,and the night is young! But there is Lime Jello in the Jello Pit, in you'd rather wrassle? I beat Praise, here a while back, and her knickers are still flying from the flagpole to prove it!! |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 01:18 AM Ah, a Tavern I can enjoy, RECLINERS!!!!!!! Come to the Geezer's Pub! Geez and snooz yer way to enlightenment.... take the A-Recliner and transfer to the Trueline! Then it's a di-reck express to the land where we'll never grow old, arriving just about when all of God's singers get home. Nice loooooonnnggg trip, jes' pull up a recliner and start in with musing.... in no time at all it'll become myoozin'.... myooz with Sooz and snooz..... ooo!z.... ooo!z..... ooo!z..... PFOOM! See the flittery love rockets up overhead, pet the pretty Sugar Dog layin' soft and peaceful in yer lap, silky ears all flappy and loose.... oh it's nibblin' the Sugar Dog now are ye? Wonder that! Aw she grows right back again, aww! Mm, mm, mm! Sugar Dogs fer all laps, thass right... ~S~ |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 01:27 AM Sooze/Snooze-------eh? Sugar Dogs? Are they related to Yorkies? or Corgis? Recline thy self into snooze mode, lady there's no bogey mans in this Tavern, Garrun-damn-teed!! And meet me in the Jello Pit tomorrow? for a re match? |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Lonesome EJ Date: 03 May 00 - 01:27 AM I'll have the same as Bert, Whitbread Best Bitters please. And in a mug like Amos' with the leaping gold mudcat, please. Hey! Are these possum droppings in my peanuts?! Man, this place never changes... |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: JenEllen Date: 03 May 00 - 01:28 AM Recliners and sheepskin? Sugar dogs too? Only thing missing is footie-pajamas and spiked cocoa with tons of marshmellows!!! Thanks gals! ~Elle |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 01:32 AM Hey, we got more late nite eejits!! Hi Leej and Jennie! (and would somebody please tell me what the hell a sugar dog is?) Souns like a good blues tune.......... |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Amergin Date: 03 May 00 - 01:34 AM Well, every good party needs a gate crasher, so here I am, ready to dazzle the ladies with my charm and my poetry.;) Amergin |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 01:36 AM I dreamed that JenEllen ran by in her Maidenform, and then she found the jammies-closet with all the cool new colors for footie-style sleepers. She promptly slipped into something more comfortable (girls I know you can relate, lose those bras!!!) and we all laughed big-girl laughs over the wacky adventures we'd been having.... May our men always bring home the cocoa, and that right soon. No marshmallows in mine, maybe a dreamcookie to dip... Here, you need a Sugar Dog, one's comin' along now... Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream... ~S~ |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: JenEllen Date: 03 May 00 - 01:40 AM Wah-HOOOO Late-nite eejit slumber party? Bras in the freezer and jello twister? Bestill my lil'heart! Round up them sugar dogs, mama's home!
|
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Lonesome EJ Date: 03 May 00 - 01:42 AM I ain't no Sugar Dog man No Sugar Dog man's son But I'll keep you sweet 'til the Sugar Dog man comes |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 01:45 AM I got jammies, I got jammies with feet, I got dogs, but WHAT THE HELL IS A SUGAR DOG?? I aint gon' play any more tunes, til I find out!! Jammies or no jammies, jello pit or no jello pit!! And I really think we need "Whiskey Before Breakfast" here......... |
|
Subject: RE: BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern From: Amergin Date: 03 May 00 - 01:53 AM Watch it folks here I am reciting:
Drunkenness is my only virtue Has anyone seen where my flask went to? Amergin
|