Subject: RE: BS: the BEST!!! Nigerian scam letter yet!
From:
GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 02 - 12:02 PM
DEAR SIRE, PRINCE OR MADAM,
I AM WRITING ON BEHALF OF A GROUP OF ARTISTS WHO HAVE BEEN SUPREMELY TOUCHED BY YOUR NEED FOR ASSISTANCE, AND, RECOGNISING THAT THE MODALITIES OF OBTAINING WHAT IS CERTAINLY THE MONIES THAT ARE DUE TO YOU, AND ALSO LETTING YOU KNOW IN THE MOST HONEST OF WAYS POSSIBLY, THAT WE ARE IN NEED OF RESOURCES OURSELFES, WE HAVE A COUNTERPROPOSITION TO MAKE YOU.
SOME YEARS AGO, UNDER THE THEN OPPRESSIVE CLINTONIAN REGIME OF THE TIME, A GROUP OF FOLK MUSICIANS, CONCERNED FOR THE EROSION OF BEAUTY AND COMMUNITY WORLDWIDE, POOLED THEIR RESOURCES AND BEGAN "THE MUDCAT CAFE AND FORUM" DEDICATED IN PART TO THE BLUES. MUCH OF THESE RESOURCES WERE PLACED IN 1996 IN THE CARE AND KEEPING OF THE INTERNATIONAL WORLD WIDE WEB FOUNDATION. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF THIS ORGANIZATION, WHICH WAS CONNECTED TO MR. TIM BERNERS-LEE, AND WAS INSTURMENTAL IN ESTABLISHING THE INTERNET. AT THAT TIME, THE INTERNET WAS SMALL, BUT HAS AS YOU MAY KNOW ACHIEVED EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OVER THE LAST SIX YEARS. PART OF THE DEAL WAS THAT THE MONEY WE HAD DEPOSITED WITH THE WWW FOUNDATION WOULD BE USED TO SUPPORT THE BLUEING OF THE INTERNET, BEGINNING WITH THE LINKS TO OTHER SITES, WHICH AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERNET, WERE BLACK. OUR PROJECT, ENTITLED "WHAT DID WE DO TO GET FROM BLACK TO BLUE?" EACH TIME A BLUE LINK IS MADE ON THE INTERNET, THE MUDCAT CAFE WAS SUPPOSED TO RECEIVE 0.1 CENT AMERICAN OF ROYALITES. THIS DOES NOT SEEM LIKE MUCH, BUT GIVEN THE EXTRORDINARY INTERNET BOOMERING THAT FUND IS NOW WORTH 35 MILLION DOLLARS AMERICAN.
A YEAR AGO, OUR LAWYERS, PATTERSON, LANE, FIELDING, AND SWAN, RECEIVED THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THESE FUNDS, TO THE SUMS OF 10 MILLION DOLLARS, AND, TO OBTAIN THE BEST RETURN, OUR CRACKERJACK LAWYERS DEPOSITED THESE MONEYS INTO THE COLLEGE FUND OF THREE ADOPTEES OF THE MUDCAT, REG, REG, AND REG. UNFORTUNATELY, NONE OF THESE THREE ADOPTEES ARE ABLE TO WRITE, EXCEPT TO MAKE YELLOW MARKS IN THE SNOW IN WAYS WE ARE UNABLE TO DESCRIBE IN GENTLEMANLY FASHION. ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE TO WITHDRAW FUNDS BY SHOWING SNAPSHOTS OF THESE SIGNATURES, WITHOUT SUCCESS. QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN RAISED BY THE EMPOVERISHED FOLK MUSICIANS AS TO WHEN THE FUNDS WILL BEGIN TO BE DISPERSED, AND CONFIDENTIALLY THE MUDCAT LAWYERS HAVE ASKED ME TO LOCATE "BRIDGING FUNDS" UNTIL THE BEGINNING OF 2003, WHEN THE NEXT TRANCHE OF MONEY WILL COME IN AND QUESTIONS WILL NO LONGER BE ASKED AS ALL FOLK PERSONS HERE WILL BE ROLLING IN LARGE DOCES OF MOOLAH.
HERE IS THE PROPOSITION: WE WILL BE WILLING TO SUPPORT YOUR ABIJAN PROJECT, IF YOU WILL PROVIDE US FROM THE ANTICIPATED REVENUES THE BRIDGING SUM OF 5 MILLION DOLLARS (NOTICE THAT THIS IS HALF OF WHAT IS NEEDED, BUT FOLK MUSICIANS CANNOT COUNT PAST 4/4 ANYWAY. UPON RECEIPT, WE WILL IMMEDIATLEY AND IN GOOD FAITH PARTICIPATE AS REQUESTED, FURTHER, WE WILL BE PREPARED TO SEND YOU 7 MILLION DOLLARS FROM THE EXPECTED REVENUES IN 2003, THUS GIVING YOU A SUBSTANTIAL PROFIT OVER AND ABOVE THE EXPECTED REVENUES OF YOUR PROJECT.
YOU MAY CONTACT ME THROGUH THE MUDCAT, OR CONTACT OUR LAWYERS DIRECTLY AND CONFIDENTIALLY AT WWW. MUDCAT.CA. IT WOULD BE GOOD IF YOU COULD PUT IN AS MANY BLUE CLICKIES AS POSSIBLE AS WE GET CENTS FROM EACH ONE. THE BLUE CLICKIES SHOULD DIRECT US TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, AND WE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT.
WE ARE DESPERATELY AWAITING YOUR KIND REPLY.
YOURS,
MOTHER MUDCAT
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