BS: What do you want on your gravestone?

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 02:28 PM

I'd like young couples on my gravestone... Then I can be a dirty really old man!

But WRITTEN on the gravestone, I want the following:

"Now that I am silent
One thing above all I regret:
Not singing those songs
That nobody has written yet"

But more realistically, I'd be happy enough if they spell the surname right!

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 02:29 PM

Of course, there's always

ARE WE THERE YET?

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 02:32 PM

"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency..."

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Big Mick
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 02:36 PM

He was a Union Organizer,
With the blood of workers in his veins...

Paraphrase of a line from Bill Gallaher's "The Ballad of Ginger Goodwin".

But not too soon..

All the best,

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Ed T
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 04:03 PM

Was it all worth it?
I'll get back to you on that.

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 06:47 PM

How about a blank date of death?

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Melissa
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 06:51 PM

if you can read this
you're facing east

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Justin Urqhart
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 07:36 PM

I certainly wouldn't want the mods, on this site to visit my final resting place and read my headstone. Unless it's nice, sweet and to their liking, off it comes !

No problem, proves fact & truth hurts.

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You're starting to learn, Justin. Of course, I would imagine that in your grave, you'd be a permanent resident with a proven identity. Can't say the same for your presence here.
But I suppose if you post David Duke shit in the cemetery, you'll get deleted there, too.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Gurney
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 09:30 PM

'Oh. Sorry, false alarm.'
Won't have one anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Genie
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 09:39 PM

Ah, yes, Mick -- not too soon!

I want mine to say "1942 - 2042" or something like that.

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Jayto
Date: 11 Nov 08 - 02:32 PM

"Oh God uhm you look pissed."

I heard that when WC Fields was on his death bed a man approached him and noticed he was reading the Bible. He asked him about it knowing he had never been religious. He asked what he was doing. WC never looked up and replied "Looking for a loophole."

I guess seriously I would want how much I love my kids. That is all that really matters to me so I would want it forever in stone. So everytime they visit my sight I could tell them in a way that I love them. I have accomplished alot in music. Music was my one love forever until I held my 1st born. After that music took a back seat and has for 10 years now. I can't imagine not being able to tell my 3 kids that I love them. So when I go out I want it on my stone so they can at least read it everytime they visit and know I had it put there because I could no longer say it but my love for them remains eternal.

Ok off the mushy stuff lol

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 02:50 AM

I might be dead..but I'm ahead of you!

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,The black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:57 AM

"If you don't like the progressive problems associated with becoming older, consider, you are looking at the alternative".

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 09:26 AM

Here Lies You Know Who

1945 - Good Lord, he's still out there!
(And he's still thirsty.)

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: goatfell
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 02:16 PM

Who are you looking at?

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 02:53 PM

Post No Bills

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Peter the Squeezer
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 04:54 PM

In times (long) past, all the old cinema organists used to have thier own signature tune, so that when they came up on the lift from the pit, the audience could tell who was playing.
It has become a sort of tradition, that when one of these old timers passes on, at the moment of committal during their funeral, somebody will get on the crematorium chapel organ, and play thier signature tune as the coffin dissappears.
Some years ago, the body of one of these dear departed musicians was thus despatched to the strains of ...




wait for it ...






it's good ...





"Smoke gets in your eyes"

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Ed T
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 05:26 PM

I voted for MacCain/Palin...and did not get better!