PTH July Installment

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 03:00 AM

Nobody likes a smart arse, Nozzer...!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 04:53 AM

Oaklet. This indeed is a musical site! A word of warning to all and sundry who wish to modulate, avoid using the chord on the flattened supertonic, it can cause boils, especially on Tuesday nights.C.T.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 04:59 AM

And speaking of Tuesday nights, has Uday come up with any grub yet. Will venture forth tonight, and see, after I have tarried an hour under the spell of Mrs Dawson. The ayatollah tells me that Uday has ideas about lodging diners in our room. Why is food the pox of decent pubs? Dudgeon of significant altitude may be required.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 05:53 AM

BS: Skipjack's Hello on Radio2

(Raspberries to the DeanMeister)

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 07:02 AM

Any body going to Nellies tonight...?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:03 AM

Mr Thompson hasn't come bck to me to tell me if my application for the position of "wringer out" in his window cleaning business was successful or not. Do you think I should push the matter further.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 12:01 PM

We have another piper coming to the slop tonight so pipeophobiacs be warned!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 07:42 PM

A terrific session in the Slop tonight with massed icing bags and lunatic fiddlers.

However, Uday has jacked the beer up 30p a pint, and has given us a week's notice to find a new home. He is rather conveniently diverting his 30ps, and complaining that he can't afford the £200 PEL.

So next week is the last Slop session for the foreseeable future. It would be braw to make it a big one, but perhaps we should all buy a half pint and nurse it all night. I don't see why we should line Uday's pockets when he's giving us the heave-ho.

The ayatollah is looking into moving the session to the Queen's in Barton, but that looks like a Monday night. I will make some enquiries at the Haven Inn, Barrow, where the new landpeople have shown interest. Ironically, that is where Uday moved from..........

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:18 PM

Waht,an,arsehole!
£200,works,out,less,than,4pounds,a,week!
he,must,be,making,more,than,that,in,prifit,from,the,session.
i,only,been,going,to,the,sloop,for,probly,les,than,a,year
but,its,probly,the,best,session,there,is,around,here.
you,can,tell,that,anyway,as,loads,of,the,people,going
go,from,far,away,and,that,proves,it.

anyway,i,reckon,he,is,just,naking,excuses,
200,quid,is,not,all,that,much,for,a,pub,to,spenf
to,keep,all,the,music,people,going,and,spendinnf,there,money.
he,sounds,like,a,ttal,arseole
and,serves,him,right,if,the,pub,
goes,quiet,and,bankruopt.john

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:23 PM

i,will,play,the,lottery,tomorow,
and,if,i,win,I,Will,buy,the,Slop,and,sack,him
and,all,them,usic,people,will,be,welcome
and,first,night=free,bears
after,that=1pound,each.
i,hope,i,win.john

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 02:34 AM

I did win the lottery this week but will not be buying the sloop or any other hostelry,as twa's only ten pounds between three hundred and sixty of us.

P the H will be at "The Foresters" in Beverley tomorrer(thurs) usual( start - and, yes peter you can come.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:47 AM

Where is the Slop?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:48 AM

Any of you lot going to tolpuddle this weekend?Got room for a couple in the punchmobile.Judging by an earlier thread there will only be me, shambles and leadfingers going!!!!!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:35 AM

The Slop, sweetfart, is in the former Peoples Republic of South Humberside, nestling under the Lincolnshire Wolds, lapped by the playful tides of the Humber, in the quaint historic market town of Barton Upon Humber

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:40 AM

Really? Thanks Mick. But I'll have to check my diary.

S'fire, the Slop is not really called the Slop, and its in Barton on Humber. Shame to lose that session after all the bruhaha recently. Oh well, I'm sure you'll find a new home. Good luck Chaps. I shall not attend last slop do on principle, but will assist in making the first at the new venue a lively affair!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:42 AM

SWEETFART!!!!! She's not gonna like that, Greg...!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 06:20 AM

Thanks for the info Skiptwat...

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skiptwat
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 09:05 AM

Charmed!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 10:57 AM

Dear Sweetfart and Skiptwat having had to endure from both of you various corruptions of my user name I think that you should accept these new names with the grace and favour suited to people of your high standing and accept the fact that it is infact an honor to have your names corrupted in such a way.
Love
Lars Pimple

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 11:23 AM

Have a care Palm Pliers, with a name that is also an anagram for "A SPERM PIll" I feel you may be at a disadvantage

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 11:37 AM

To paraphrse Mr Wilde:
There is only one thing worse than having your user name corrupted, and that is











NOT having your user name corrupted.

Sireen

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 12:41 PM

I wish I had said that norreen...........

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 12:51 PM

So Raggy are you implying that I'm a stud!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:42 PM

What ! A small brass tack for holding upholstery on chairs, perish the thought

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:46 PM

Ah you will, Mick, you will!

(Who wrote this script???!)

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 07:01 PM

Who, Pray tell, is Mick ..............Ah Ossenflags, a case of .........mistaken identity

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 12:58 AM

aNyway=What,did,Jesus,do,for,a,living?
I,know,his,dad,called,Joseph,was,a,joiner
and,his,mam,was,a,housewife/virgin
but,what,did,he,do?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 01:04 AM

ps,I,know,he,helped,people,etc
I,was,just,wondering,what,he,put,on,his,passport-forms.
if,he,put=
Name=Jesus
Occupation=Son-of-God
they,might,think,he,was,showing,off,a,bit.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 01:12 AM

I,reckon,he,was,a,bit,of,a,jack-of-all-trades,
first-aider/medic[helping,the,sick,etc]
chef,[feeding,5000]
barman[turn,water,to,wine,etc]
bouncer/door-supervisor[kicking,the,bad,guys,out,of,temples]

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 01:19 AM

Didnt,he,have,a,go,at,farming,for,a,while,as,well?
{growing,veg,etc],or,was,that,his,brother?

Ps,i,bought,some,baked-beings,from,Aldi.
they,are,rubbish,they,taste,of,plastic
and,the,sauce,is,too,runny
and,soaks,right,into,the,toast.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:06 AM

I love you John and I want to have your babies.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:23 AM

Last chance to see the infamouse Punch the Horse for a few weeks.Playing at the "Foresters" in Beverley tonight(start0 Come early to avoid dissapointment.My spies tell me we are in for a packed night.
Charabang loads coming from Hull and district.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:26 AM

Mick-I,havent,got,any,babies
if,i,did,you,woulld,be,welcome,to,them
babies,are,rubbish,they,cry,all,the,time
and,they,are,boring.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:29 AM

youi,can,have,some,Aldi,baked-beings,instead
but,they,are,crap,9realy,runny,and,taste,of,plastic0
aldi,is,rubbish,i,wil,go,to,asda,next,time.john

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 04:55 AM

I have checked my diary and, yes, I believe I'll be able to make it to the Foresters tonight. Looking forward to it, its a nice atmosphere in there when there's a few in.

KJ, can u pm me directions to your shindig on Friday? Never been to your house. Myself and Mrs DeMister may well put in an appearance, if thats ok?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 05:34 AM

I AM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fooking stupid bastards who work for local gov are shits!
Here's the tale.. I am on long term sick (stress related) and get an income of £64.35 per week (woopie) my rent on my flat is £74.59 per week they were paying it for me so that was nice and I was getting along ok. Now they've decided that they are paying me too much and have reduced my housing benefit by £21.22 per week leaving me with £43.13 to live on!!!!!!!! (sorry to go on about this here but it is music related in that I will no longer be able to afford to go to sessions)

So tonight may well be the last PTH gig I go to for a while.

Know anyboby who will pay me for my body?

Local Gov bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 05:56 AM

John-Contact,DRAS.
Get,an,appeal,in,at,Kenworthy,House,ASAP
and,if,you,have,one,get,your,
CPN/Keyworker,on,the,case.

There,is,a,minimum,amount,that,you,should,get,to,live,on
i,m,not,sure,exactly,but,im,almost,certain,its,around
£55.a,week
Also,contact,Sharon-Harvey
(she,is,a,laywer,that,specialises,in,benefit,problems)
I,dont,have,her,number,to,hand,
but,she,can,be,contacted,through,Max-Gold
it,wont,cost,you,anything,to,see,her,its,free.
get,on,to,them,today,the,sooner,the,better.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:03 AM

Top advice, jOhn.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:05 AM

And Lars, No.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:11 AM

Cheers jOhn

I've launched an appeal (did it straight away) phoned the buggers up and gave them hell. Emailed them straight after with the details of my appeal. Do you know what they said.... They can't do anything because decisions are made by an independant assessor who has visited the property and made calculations based on the size of the flat and the area it is in! No bastard has ever visited this flat thats for sure! However they will look at my appeal and consider it within the next 6 weeks, meanwhile I can apply for Income support. These people clearly have no idea about how additional stress like this can set a persons recovery back by months! Fooking bastards!

Anyway Sorry to go on about this here but I just had to sound off!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:13 AM

Deanie; no what?
Lars

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:16 AM

John-Max-Gold=01482-224900
I,can,definetley,reccomend,both,Max,and,Sharon.
Max,represented,me,the,last,time,the,Council-Tax,bastards
tried,to,lock,me,up.
I,used,to,claim,dole,during,the,summer,as,the,work,I,do,is,seasonal.
but,as,I,also,do,short-contract,work
i,decided,it,just,isn't,worth,the,hassle!
I,no,longer,claim,any,state,benefits,
but,know,from,experience,that,the,housing-benefit,people
are,absolutely,blody,useless,and,work,at,a,snails,pace.

Until,you,get,the,situation,sorted,it,is,worth,contacting,
all,companys,you,owe,money,to[loans,credit,cards,etc]
explain,the,problem,to,them,and,ask,them,tofreeze,the,interest
and,offer,them,couple,of,quid,a,week,etc.
good,luck.john

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:18 AM

I don't know anybody who will pay for your body.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM

Once again thanks for the advice jOhn - I've done that. I'm waiting on a reply from the bugers at East riding.

Deanie dammn!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:31 AM

Yep,sounds,familiar,John!
it,looks,like,they,are,trying,to,say,your,rent,is
exissivley,expensive.
They,tried,this,with,me,a,few,years,ago,
luckily,one,of,my,mates,is,a,Chartered-Surveyor!
it,still,took,me,about,3,months,to,get,it,sorted,though.
Your,rent,does,not,sound,exessive,[going,rate,is,about
£300pcm]
it,will,almost,,certainly,get,sorted,out,and,you,will,eventually
get,all,the,money,you,are,owed.
its,just,all,the,buearocracy,and,bullshit,that,you,dont,need
ie,having,to,claim,income,support,to,make,your,money,up,to
the,£55,or,whatever,it,is,nowadays.

Anyway,surely,all,this,bullshit,must,cost,them,a,lot,extra
to,administer,the,benefits?
If,these,bastards,got,their,acts,together,they,could,pay,
everybody,on,benefit,a,few,pound,extra.

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 10:43 AM

Roll on tonight....

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:09 AM

Well that was a canny gig!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:36 AM

Thanks John. I had a nice evening, though was a tad inebriated when I got home! Did I behave?

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:39 AM

Impecably my good man I was proud of you. And summit else I would just like to say you are an exceptional guitarist. I mean I've known for a while that you are good but listening to you last night - the stuff you were playing when Nikki and I arrived and the stuff you did in the interval....man that was good!

Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:42 AM

wow.....thanks dude x