Punch the Horse October Fest

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 09:33 AM

Seems like I don't need to, Pete- smallpliers already went!

(Busy packing, me.)

(But no travel alarm clock..... Raggy????!!!!)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 10:36 AM

small piper. stop it! you are making my screen go silly!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 12:59 PM

hell ted you wanted to know

what HTML was hehehehehehehehe!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Les from Hull
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 02:10 PM

Interesting prog on BBC2 soon - how they got the Luftwaffe to stop bombing Hull and turn their attention on North Lincolnshire!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 03:40 AM

Sounds like an inspired decision, Les...!!! (although, I have to say that I was born in Lincolnshire....concieved in the back of a Ford Van on the edge of RAF Waddington airfield surrounded by Vulcan Bombers. Who said romance was dead.....?)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:51 AM

sophia, are you out there? can you show me how to use HTML? I want to use it to call in an air strike on small pipers house!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:59 AM

You need to see an earlier thread, Ted, where Aunty Noreen instructed us all in the joys of HTML. Think it was either the PTH July or August thread. Somebody sort a blue clicky for him? I haven't got time (read can't be arsed)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 05:10 AM

9's, html, blue clicky's now. the royal mail was a lot easier than this! anyway, where's my air strike?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 05:25 AM

Gone Fision

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Noreen
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 06:09 AM

'Twas the June thread, O Deano (who sang that one?), and jOhn provoked the lesson by asking:

Heloo,hoew,doi,you,make,them,big,letters,like,that?

Lesson 1 begins

here

(Can't remember if we covered the 'center' command (speeled the American way.)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Noreen
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 06:15 AM

Hey! :0)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 07:35 AM

:-)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:00 AM

oh god, dad, what have you started again...!!!! If ya wanna do lots of fancy stuff dad then click on where it says 'here' in blue from noreen......enjoy..!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:08 AM

thanks tot's! it's BRAKE NIPPLE by the way, not BREAK NIPPLE!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:11 AM

Raggy, never heard of the book you mentioned but we're doin about hitler n other germany type stuff, like that kaiser William 2nd was childish, paranoid and there is evidence to surgest that he was mentally unstable! sounds just about right really considering he dressed one of his generals up in a balleriner's tu-tu and asked him to dance in it for him...the poor general died of a heart attack half way through!!! see, i do pay attention some times...

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:14 AM

ted 4 beards 0

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:24 AM

OI YOU LOT, IS THIS RED?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:28 AM

clap clap clap well done el ted

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:58 AM

hEloo, did anybody been to Hull Fare yet?, 9Its the biggest Fare in Hull !

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 11:47 AM

Nope. In your immortal words, jOhn, it's a big 9rip off.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 11:54 AM

Yes, jOhn, I wanted to commend you for literally putting your money where your mouth is, and extracting your own teeth. Dentists are a bigger rip off than Hull9 Fair.

9

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 02:43 PM

I have a thigh-painting booth at the Hull9 Fair this year, so if you are female, fit and want pea-green legs, come and spend a fiver and become a trend-setter. (Dirty Ron could only supply green paint at such short notice).

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 07:27 PM

Well I heard you could get your hand red at Hull9 Fair.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 04:24 AM

I can't recommend the cat food burgers highly enough.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 05:16 AM

my cat won't eat burgers.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 12:19 PM

I like cat food - dont like burgers.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 12:32 PM

Check this out

www.shaneweedee.com/swcatswhoeat.htm

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 01:45 PM

OOOps!!!!! I mean this:

a href="http://www.sharieweedee.com/swcatswhoeat.htm">http://www.sharieweedee.com/swcatswhoeat.htm

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 02:26 PM

look here

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 02:41 PM

or what about this deany boy!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 02:56 PM

You will never eat at mcdonalds again

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: GUEST,thumper
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 06:50 PM

Our dog would me most dissappionted there is no cat in the recipes.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 11:47 AM

Or even be disappointed

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 12:13 PM

Oss, you big lummox. You leave Stuart and his own curious brand of spelling alone. His maiden post from Barton-Without-Hyphens, a bit hesitant, but a real beauty. Hi mate.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 01:45 PM

Hi Thumper, glad to see you are joining in the mayhem that are PTH threads! On the theme of rabbits another vomit making website

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 01:53 PM

When a bunny dies it means you are pregnant.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: GUEST,thumper
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 04:15 PM

I don't know KJ but the rabbit from across the road disappeared when dog on walk. We will find out.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: GUEST,thumper
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 06:51 PM

I have the answer to the question KJ. And it is no. But the dog enjoyed the rabbit.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 10:30 PM

Heloo, does anybody want there teth taking out?
i charge youi a good rate. [i give you a mudcat diss count as well],
i not got much experuience yet, so just give me a couple of quids, or by me a bear or something.,
i never wanted to be a dentist, but if i can make a few quid then why not?
its easy enough, i cant do no proper dentist jobs like fillings etc, but i can take your teeth oiut for a couple of quid if you like.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 10:35 PM

ps , thats a couple of quid for each teeth you want taking out, not alltogetehrer.
i goy a big comfy chair you can sit in as well, and i can playing some nice folkie music , while i take youre teeth out, if you lije, just let me know.john
save you money, them dentists is a big rip off.
NB, i am not a pro[per qualifried dentisrt, so i charge you a bit less, give you a good price, just let me knoew.jihn

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 18 Oct 03 - 06:02 AM

jOhn, What do you charge for removing false teeths? CT

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Oct 03 - 06:33 AM

That was Colin Thompson

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Oct 03 - 12:02 PM

After that Last link Osson, i am NEVER eatin Mc Donalds again.
Knowing what is feed to those cows makes my stomack churn.
And the people who feed all that shit those cows are sick bastards.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Oct 03 - 04:37 AM

Oaklet, dont call me big!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet fire,for further research:



How about this

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 19 Oct 03 - 04:39 AM

and dont call me a lummox!!!!!!!!!!!!

LastGuest post was me.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: ossonflags
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 01:51 AM

Loved the site karen.I cant believe Americans still say "Neat"

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: ossonflags
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 01:59 AM

I am just of to do a binkiwhiz in my neat ideas cube.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 04:06 AM

What a great thread this is.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 04:19 AM

199

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 04:20 AM

200!!!!! WEHEY! What's the prize?