BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 12:45 PM

Well about time you got here, WTF were you all this time huh?

WB wise man of Ohio.

JM

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 12:47 PM

If digital audiobooks can help pass the time for Pat, somebuddy pls PM me with interests and address, and I will run up an MP3 CD ASAP. (I may even still have a spare player and earbuds, if he lacks one.)

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Jeri
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 01:10 PM

Do comics come in audio form?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 01:18 PM

big stupid smile on my face and silly threat of leaking eyeball juice.... and I have not even met this man.

just moved to such.... relief

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 01:18 PM

Enough of this Poor Spaw crap. The one who really deserves the sympathy and cards (probably not Boberts) is Karen. That idiot husband of hers ignored a cold knowing where it could go (Damn it, Spaw! I am really pissed at this one)leaving her holding the bag full of doctor.s meetings, snotty nurses and dirty laundry. I am going to find the most horrible piece of hideobilia and sent it to this saint of a lady. Spaw is getting the mean little nuns to watch over him with a big ruler.

Poor Tris and Michael get caught up in this BS too. It must scare them to death.

You damn fool - if you do so much as sneeze, you see a doctor! Got it?

Much love,
Auntie SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 02:01 PM

Spawdarlin'...think beyond six weeks and don't push it, okay? You know what I've just been through the past five months. NOT that you have to take that long and you probably have a jump start on where I started since they didn't incarcerate me and ya had yer own thread, BUT DON'T PUSH IT!! If it takes longer, it takes longer and use yer O2, if they were smart enough to prescribe it, okay? And, do NOT worry about posting here. it's enough to know you are home.:-)

luvyabuncheskatstillshakybutgettingbetter

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: gnu
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 02:28 PM

Easy, SINS... there will be lots of time to kick him in the nuts in about six weeks. If you stress him out, it may take longer and the lineup will grow longer too. I hate standing in line... of course, ladies first... >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 02:55 PM

Just got off the phone with himself. He's doing pretty good until he tries to do anything; then it's wipeout time. We're going to have to be happy with the one or two postings he's been able to do, for a while, folks. They've got some rearranging to do at home for convalescing and he's got to take it slow and steady. Lucky for him, he doesn't have to be on supplemental O2! The dog, bird, and cats are happy he's home, as are the kids and KarenSpaw, of course. The bird was REALLY loudly proclaiming her/his joy!:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 03:05 PM

Harumph!
May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant carress you with his toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose (maybe not)
May the Bird of Paradies fly up your nose.

Glad you're home, Spaw. Take it easy...

SINS the Grump

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Amos
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 03:51 PM

Pat:

Don't worry about the short-lung capacity. Move slow, sleep a lot, do small things and walk a little now and then. It WILL build back up to normal. Well, not that anything about you could be called that, but you know what I mean... That's the way peeneumonia rolls, dude--the recovery is a long gradient but just take it one step after another, you dumb shit. Boy, am I glad you came out of there dick first.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: bbc
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 03:57 PM

So nice to "see" you again, dear! Take it easy, ok?

love,

Barbara

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 04:00 PM

...what the rest of 'em said...and NO Kung-Fu practice or water-skiing for awhile...ok?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Neil D
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 04:22 PM

WELCOME BACK SPAW!! Patience is your best friend right now, so take it slow and easy. Glad your out of the hospital and back home :)

                                  Neil and Christina

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Janie
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 04:46 PM

Welcome home!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 05:34 PM

Glad to see you up and about.

Blessings
Rhiannon and Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: maeve
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 06:12 PM

May the Bird of Parodies fly past your nose.
May he shed his feathers all over your toes.
May the elephant carry your beer and your clothes.
May your Karen have roses wherever she goes.

Welcome home, Spaw.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 06:59 PM

Huh?

Has he been sick(er) or somethin'?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 07:30 PM

this thread is a Good Read!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 08:38 AM

Spoke with Spaw last night. He sounds good but gets tired easily. He's been promised lobster when the doctor says he can have it - after he loses 20#. Hmmmm. Karen and the boys can have it whenever they want...

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 11:04 AM

Well, there's an incentive to lose some weight!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 01:17 PM

AWright! This is good news.

Spaw, here's what you do to regain your energy. Go to the Crazy Horse Monument webcam. Whenever I'm feeling a bit low on energy I just log on to that site and watch it for about five minutes. Five minutes is all I can take. I get so charged up that I have to run around the block about five times after that just to calm down! And it's a big block here. We're talking about a 3 mile run. Whew!

Yessir, that will do it. Go there now.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: olddude
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 06:56 PM

I just talked to him. He sound pretty darn good, he gets tired but he is doing everything right and taking it easy... Pretty much sounds like the old Spaw ...

Wonderful !!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 01:03 PM

Just found this thread- Spaw, you know we just can't do without you! Listen to all these good folks advice, especially to your sainted wife, and get better, ok? Or next time I'm driving by, a mere 200 miles or so away I promise to come teach you a lesson you'll not forget!
Love you, dear friend!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 01:31 PM

Yay, home, and on talk-like-a-pirate-day, too! Aar!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Fortunato
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:40 AM

Haven't heard any news, how's the Shooting Star of the Midwest doing?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:43 AM

Shooting !! Is that a typo?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:06 AM

Welcome back.

How can we miss you if you won't go away?

Russ (Permanent GUEST)

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:17 AM

Take your recovery as slow and easy as needs be, while working at it the best you can.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:21 AM

I'm doing just that Severn!

I'm feeling good and a little stronger daily but I can't elieve how tired/weak I am even still. But it is improving and I'm doing all my breathing things and taking the meds so...........

Thanks again to all of you for all the kind words and funny words of support.......always means a lot.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:27 AM

Keep taking the medss my friend.
And for fucks sake KEEP DOING THE BREATHING THING.

Keep well Spaw.

JM

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Micca
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 11:55 AM

Yeah, Spaw, as John said keep doing the Breathing thing!! Hospitals seem BIG on that! Dont know why, its just a habit that we could cure ourselves of with a little effort!

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 12:24 PM

Have you tried those balancing healing stones on your head like the New Age cat? I think it would make a big difference.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 12:41 PM

Carry On Healing. Hmmm - perhaps there should be a film about that ...

Blessings
Rhiannon

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 12:56 PM

A gneiss suggestion, LH. A larger stone could be used to try for a boulder solution. Though healing stones should not merely be taken for granite, the use of more than one at a time can make it an either ore situation, possibly requiring as much as a couple of quartz, at least.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 01:03 PM

ZM,

If your body's reached the point of being considered "Carry On", then you're well beyond healing, and pretty much buzzard brunch or vulture vittles.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 01:11 PM

Severn....it all sounds like schist to me...which would suit 'Spaw just fine...

(yeah....DO do that breathing thing, Pat...it works wonders)

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 02:46 PM

Spaw has always had a thing for stones. I asked him why and he said "That's just the way I roll". I found the answer strangely attractive--it occurred to me that a rolling stone gathers Amoss.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 03:24 PM

So, if Spaw rolls his stones.... ?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 03:39 PM

Then they gather no moss and I have personally never cared for green, fuzzy, nuts............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 03:54 PM

How many of those have you seen?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:15 PM

You mean outside the picture you posted of yours?

And speaking of pictures.....Upon close inspection, the New Age Feline isn't balancing rocks. Those ring-things are petrified piles of kitty-poo! No wonder the cat looks the way he does........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:32 PM

Yeah, outside of that one. Naturally.

Look, man, being in deep denial is no way to fight illness and regain your energy. Trust me on this. You need to get into some New Age style healing techniques ASAP. Stones, crystals, visualization, affirmations, bathing in Yak milk, aroma therapy, that sort of thing...

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:51 PM

Aroma therapy? Are you shittin?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 04:56 PM

That is THE number one priority in this case.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 05:03 PM

Aroma therapy? For Spaw? Jaysus man.... that could be dangerous.

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Severn
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:26 PM

"Aroma-in', Aroma-in'
Since aroma-in's been my ru-i-in....."

"Odor in de co't! De jury's still out on dis one! We cain't air in judgement heah!"

But, when in aroma, do as the aromans, I guess, and become a Man Of De-stink-shun with a de-stinked advantage (at least over those downwind). Your time is of the essence.





I'm just not sure I'd trust him near an aroma-in' candle....

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 09:46 PM

Ever seen the results of a BIG methane explosion?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 05:07 AM

Save gas.


FART IN A BOTTLE

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 08:17 AM

Sigh...
Feeling better Spaw?

Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 08:27 AM

Give him a feel, and find out lassie :)