What color is your underwear?

Subject: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST,Fruit of My Mama's Loom
Date: 25 May 01 - 05:41 PM

What color is your underwear?

Not all of your underwear, the underwear you're wearing today.

Mine are navy blue, 100% cotton.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 05:50 PM

I think I'll let this one go by...

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 01 - 05:51 PM

that is easy...i don't wear any....

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Burke
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:01 PM

Who wants to know?

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:03 PM

More mindless shit. When is enough enough?

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: RichM
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:27 PM

Dear Guest: participation in this thread is entirely voluntary. If you don't like this particular flavor of mindless shit, start your own flavor on a new thread....And what color is YOUR underwear???

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:28 PM

More mindless shit. When is enough enough?

--GUEST Date: 25-May-01 - 06:03 PM

I would be willing to bet that the GUEST who started this thread did it specifically to get people like you stirred up. Looks like s/he succeeded.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:38 PM

Oh let's all quit worrying about it. Plenty of music going on, lots of great threads and lots of mindless drivel too...So if people don't understand the way things are around here by now, ain't no amount of bitching back and forth gonna' change nobody.....least of all Max, who could care less.

NOW........I'm with 'Gin.....I don't wear 'em.

Spaw

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:50 PM

TO RichM Please don't try to tell me what I should or shouldn't do. The continual degradation of quality here is the point I am trying to make.

To CarolC Ditto for you. It is precisely because the one who started it was trying to cause trouble that I responded. A name like Fruit of My Mama's Loom is a dead giveaway and is certainly no better than giving no name at all. I am far too stubborn to ever listen to what people like you tell me to do, so don't bother.

To Catspaw You are mostly right, but the mindless drivel is taking over. I hope you can see that.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: northfolk/al cholger
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:55 PM

Front or back???

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:59 PM

GUEST Date: 25-May-01 - 06:50 PM,

I think if you read my post again, you will see that I have not told you what to do. Nor would I dream of doing so.

White cotton. Always white cotton. (bikinis)

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: wdyat12
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:07 PM

Mine's white. Is that a bad thing?

wdyat12

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Hawker
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:36 PM

KNICKERS
Theres tangas and bikinis
Theres standards and briefs
Of cotton and Satin and lace
There's silk ones so sexy
Small beyond belief
They put an odd smile on your face
The thongs that are small
and sit in the gap
'Twixt cheeks to the left and the right
Look good under trousers
And to the opposite sex
But feel awful if they are too tight
For sports there are 'standards'
Which fit right around
From waistband right down to the thigh
The most comfortable knickers
You all must agree
But not as pleasing, I grant, to the eye!
I've red ones and blue ones, pink I have too
Black ones - and lilac and peach
I once had a set, each a different hue
With a day of the week wrote on each
Then theres those with the slogans
Like 'Sex God' or worse
And holes where a gusset should be
But still I wear my favourites again today
WHITE STANDARDS, my friend, always, for me!

Lucy

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:53 PM

boy carol you got me drooling at the thought....

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:01 PM

(heh heh heh)

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:25 PM

Ok.

*SHAMELESS MUDCAT CALENDAR PLUG* You might be able to see a colour is in the gaps between the panpipes... *END SHAMELESS MUDCAT CALENDAR PLUG*

But that's not underwear! Heh heh heh.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:36 PM

We already have mindless drivel in the halls of power and on the evening news, so surely we can have a little in Mudcat. Today my underwear, for example, is in a shocking color of day-glo green, with red and white stripes, alternating around little rainbow colored spectacle shaped raised and embossed decorations.

Gahhh! I can just see your eyes glazing over as you picture that...

Tomorrow it's back to plain old basic blue.

- LH

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST,joe
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:51 PM

red, white & blue; all rise.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 May 01 - 09:08 PM

I too am the fruit of my mama's womb.

Ebbie

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: RichM
Date: 25 May 01 - 09:13 PM

Guest, what I said was : you make a choice when you come here, as in "voluntary". When we choose to participate, we have no choice but to take the thread the way it evolves.
Me, you, everyone else.
To expect everyone to conform to a standard is silly--and most of us are musicians, which makes it *really* silly to suggest.
And my underwear is boring gray--but it is Fruit-of-the-loom!

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 May 01 - 09:29 PM

I think GUEST is suggesting that we should not allow silliness here! As if. Wasn't that a line on Monty Python's Flying Circus?

The proper British military officer would step in now and then, interrupting a very silly skit, and say:

"Right. That's silly. We don't allow silliness here." and the skit would be immediately halted, in a proper and official way, and the offending parties would be shivvied offstage at once with a wave of the officer's swagger stick.

We should contact that guy "Fool With A Plan" and see if he could step in and perform this vital role on Mudcat...for a fee of course...

- LH

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Firecat
Date: 25 May 01 - 09:30 PM

I've just checked and they're pink and white! Too much information there!

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST,Art da fart
Date: 25 May 01 - 09:37 PM

They're mostly white with a brown stripe in the back.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:50 PM

Red boxers, today.

Glad to see the 'Cat hasn't changed much or lost a bit of its spark while I was (mostly) absent. One Guest starts a silly thread; another Guest announces the Imminent Death of the Mudcat(tm). Always been thus, will always be thus. Sometimes it's like Usenet, only more clever.

Film at eleven,

Shad

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST,Karen
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:59 PM

I wearing "amethyst" from my gem-color collection. I think that's the fancy way of saying they're purple.:-)
Once at work this subject was brought up. A co-worker proudly announced his were "yellow in front and brown in back".

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: tonedeaf
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:24 AM

mine are chartreuse, but who really cares?

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: mousethief
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:38 AM

Surely that is none of your business.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Peg
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:07 AM

black.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: kendall
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:16 AM

Black panties...OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH one of my few weaknesses!

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Peg
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:18 AM

easy, there, kendall...time for some warm milk and whisky perhaps?

:)

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: DougR
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:33 AM

Yes, Hesperis, I did notice and yes it is provacotive! Anyone who has not yet purchased a calendar should do so for that month alone! I have a weakness for panpipes, thogh.

DougR

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:35 AM

I love it when someone remarks that BS topics will be the death of the Mudcat - Everytime someone says that I look at the thread list and see a TON of music related threads - certainly much more that the "total BS" type of stuff that seems to annoy people the most.

My only issue (and it is a tiny one) is that without the "BS" in the thread name I check out the thread in the hopes that it is about a weird song. I have a weakness for "novelty" songs and I am always looking for new ones. Without the "BS" it is a bit of a disappointment.

It is funny, people are often insisting that other people follow rules (or suggestions) that don't actually exist at the Mudcat and yet many people don't bother to have the common sense to follw what few rules (or suggestions) that DO exist.

My dream is that every stupid BS topic would evolve into a song (that used to happen more often around here).

pax yall

By the way - my post has a secret message that actually tell what my underwear color is - good luck finding it!

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Kernow John
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:43 AM

It's not so much the colour but the writing.
January, February, March etc.
KJ

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Banjer
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:49 AM

Chartruse, day-glo-green, black....what a colorful bunch we are!!! I just checked and all mine are white (or various shades thereof)...what a bland existence I must lead!!! Maybe that would light up my life...color coordinated drawers..!!! But then I would have the problem of deciding which color to wear on any particular day...it would take so much longer getting dressed each morning..'let's see, should I wear the blue and yellow, no they would clash with my green socks, maybe the red and green ones...???'

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: lady penelope
Date: 26 May 01 - 06:31 AM

" Smut! Give me smut and nothing but A dirty novel I can't shut Though it's uncut And unsubt-tle! " ( Tom Lehrer )

Always black darling.

TTFN M'lady P.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Mooh
Date: 26 May 01 - 07:34 AM

None at the moment as I'm still in my bathrobe, but later I'll be wearing black. Care to join me?

Mooh.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: kendall
Date: 26 May 01 - 08:34 AM

Peg, warm milk indeed! How old do you think I am? Sure there is snow on the roof, but, believe me, the fire is not out.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 26 May 01 - 10:17 AM

To quote Bart Simpson...

"There's nothing like an unfurnished basement"

;-)

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: dwditty
Date: 26 May 01 - 10:49 AM

Underwear?

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 26 May 01 - 11:45 AM

*singing*

"I could hide out under there
I just made you say underwear"

;-)

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: leprechaun
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:52 PM

Mine are grey today. I have some black silk boxers with red chili pepper design, but those are for special occasions. I've read two poems in this thread, several clever retorts, and plenty of humor. I think we have some high quality mindless shit around here.

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Hyla
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:12 PM

I am wearing blue briefs today in honor of finding out that I am an erotic blueberry (see thread on "what flavor are you?"). Mindless drivel, maybe, but now I know who I really am....

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Stevangelist
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:55 PM

Great big 'ol K-mart, 6 to a pack, BVD's. (with a natty blue stripe.)

May The Road Rise To Meet You,

Stevangelist

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: MarkS
Date: 26 May 01 - 05:31 PM

Doesn't it depend on how many days you have worn it?

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Peg
Date: 26 May 01 - 06:27 PM

Kendall, dear, I was not referring to your age, but the lateness of the hour when that was posted!!!

Mea culpa...

Peg

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Dorrie
Date: 26 May 01 - 07:14 PM

mine are blue leopard print never seen a blue leopard but never mind love dorrie xxx

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Philibuster
Date: 26 May 01 - 08:01 PM

Saffron. Wait a minute...

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: kendall
Date: 26 May 01 - 10:39 PM

Peg, how the hell is a guy supposed to sleep while thinking of you in black underware?

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Sorcha
Date: 26 May 01 - 10:42 PM

Why could it possibly matter?

Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: YOR
Date: 26 May 01 - 11:47 PM

Refine the question! Boxers or briefs?

Reminds me of a song: "I want to be your underwear" Bryan Adams. Truly a uncontrollable love song. Try to keep a straight face playing and singing that.

"Black silk with red chille peppers" I have a pair of boxers almost like that, black silk with red and green chille peppers wearing Santa hats.

Todays are white cotton boxers with two bunnies and the saying "Nice Buns". My wife has given me many crazy boxers.

Beam me up Scotty! Roy