BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 11:56 AM

*sigh*

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 01:27 PM

I once got, 'What the fuck possessed you to fuck about with that fucking lighter, you fuckwit?'
There's a story behind that, but i'm, not going to tell you it...

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Mooh
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 02:30 PM

Careful there Cluin, a guest said it was so, so it must be true! Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 04:48 AM

I am the messiah now FUCK OFF.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 03:44 PM

Mooh, shouldn't that be a "@#$%-ing guest"?

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 04:29 PM

This is, like, a subject I can totally like relate to, eh? Flippin' A!!!

The flippin' F word is, like, the perfect words fro most situations in life.

Eggsameples:

FLIP OFF, YOU FLIPPIN' LOSER!!!

FLIP YOU!

YOU FLIP-FACED WHOERE!

WHO FLIPPIN' CARES??? NOT ME!!!

FLIP MEEEEEE!!!!! (good for when things don't flippin' work out too well...)

YOUR FLIPPED!!!

WHO GIVES A FLYIN FLIP???

YOU CAN FLIPPIN' WELL FLIP YOURSELF SIDEWAYS YOU FLIPPIN' FLIPHEAD!!!

TAKE A FLYIN' FLIP AT A ROLLING DONUT!!!

It is the perfect flippin' word for all exstreem ocassions, eh? Flippin' right!

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 05:20 PM

Go flip a pancake.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Peace
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 06:18 PM

With or without maple syrup? That could make a difference. And whipped cream.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 10:23 AM

Me sister Mary's very fond of sodomy
Into her arse, I tips me `appy load
She lives wit' a syphy bloke, wot keeps a bloody knocking shop
Down in the White-fucking-Chapel-bleeding-Road

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 05:31 AM

" drink, feck, arse "

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: davidmeredith
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 06:09 AM

It can be used as a noun,verb,adjective,modifier,intesifier,adverb,adjective,etc.For example:
"This fucking fucker's fucking well fucking fucked."

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 07:17 AM

I like fuck best when it's used as a a conjunction. You know?... To join up two parts?

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Maija
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 11:45 AM

Fuck fucking.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:20 PM

It's a handy little word, ain't it? But I like fuck best when I'm doin' it! Sayin' it ain't quite as fun.

Here's some of my favorite fucks: (verbal expressions, that is)

"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on." (Western-style cowboy)

"Get tae fuck!" (Piss off, I presume?)

"Fuckin' A ditty-bag!" (U.S. Navy sailor expression meaning: "Damn right!")

Abso-fuckin-lutely (Defined on the http://www.urbandictionary.com website as an expression confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.)

P.F.M. (Pure fuckin' magic, as my Scots pals used to say)

"Well, fuck me pink!" (eureka!)

"Get the f--k oudda he-ah!" (New York for, "you're kidding me!")

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:44 PM

It's the all-around perfect one-word-for-all.It's non-denominational,non-racist,multi-lingual and multi-national. It's blue-collar,white-collar....no-collar....any-caller....
Fits any & every situation....


forgive me ,...I @%&*ing digress.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:46 PM

My personal fav...."Well,Fuck Me Runnin'!"

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:50 PM

I LOVE the 'F' word! It's universal! It can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective... any kind you f***ing want!

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: grumpy al
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 02:35 PM

here'one I had thrown at me after pissing sombody off.

" why don't you take a running fuck at a rolling dough nut?"