Subject: BS: The end of Hull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 03 Dec 04 - 08:49 AM In the year 2006 most of Hull will be under water due to coastal erosion and rising sea levels. As Spurn Head is breached the natural protection of Holderness will have been removed and the North sea will quickly make inroads, swamping all in it's path. Whole communities will be lost to the sea. There is no need to be alarmed yet. Enjoy Christmas and all of the panic buying that goes with it. Remember the shops will be shut for two days, and in many cases only one. Many people in the world are starving or being wiped out by natural disasters. Terrorism is a world wide threat and many world leaders have blinkered vision and greed. The environment is rapidly changing and every day species of animal, fish, birds and insects become extinct. I know it's still early December but Merry Christmas to all. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,rat Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:00 AM Good show, I was getting worried with the abundance of happiness in my life |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: grumpy al Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:03 AM Ain't nature wonderful? |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Sttaw Legend Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:04 AM Many courting couples go to Sperm Point |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Paco Rabanne Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:05 AM Correct young Dereck! I lived on Spurn Point for 10years and was well away of what is going to happen sooner rather than later. Most Hullites don't seem to be aware of the fact that most of this lovely town is BELOW sea level. mucky, mucky Bra'tford, the true path! |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:08 AM Spurn Point has come and gone many times, sadly Hull is still there |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,Margaret Thatcher Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:10 AM Hull ? lovely ? surely an oxymoron. It's full of northerners and stinks of fish. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Paco Rabanne Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:14 AM True Raggy, BUT the sea levels are a bloody sight higher now, ie several feet at high tide. When I was a kid in Withernsea, the sea rarely reached the promenade wall at high tide, now it's half way up it, rise of at least 10foot. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Bill D Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:21 AM Hull is doomed, but some will survive |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Cluin Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:36 AM Is it a cold day in Hull today? `Cause it's freezing here. Got almost a foot of snow in the last 24 hours. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Pete Jennings Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:40 AM A foot of snow?!! You should move to Hull! |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Cluin Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:45 AM To Hull with that! |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 03 Dec 04 - 09:54 AM Maggy love, the fish have been extinct for some years now and Hull almost smells normal. Bill can I have a ride in your helicopter please? |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Bassic Date: 03 Dec 04 - 10:03 AM Nice Pictures Bill! You can see "Les from Hull`s" house in both of them! I think I might move back to Hessle though......quite fancy a sea side property!! |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: MMario Date: 03 Dec 04 - 10:41 AM so what is keeping the sea from pouring into the below-sea-level-portions *NOW*? I don't see any dams or locks indicated on the Humber or Hull? |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Bassic Date: 03 Dec 04 - 10:53 AM This takes care of the flood risk on the River Hull. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 03 Dec 04 - 10:54 AM Absolutely nothing. The spring tides of 2006 will spell the end of life as we know it. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 03 Dec 04 - 11:10 AM Why not cancel Spring for the next 5 years as a preventative measure? If it does flood, what happens to the aquarium and its inhabitants? |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,rat Date: 03 Dec 04 - 11:11 AM They get unwanted neighbours |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 03 Dec 04 - 11:16 AM Dearest Rat we all have unwanted neighbours although I must admit to watching it most nights. What loverly girlies. I wonder if Kyley Minge will make a long awaited return? |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 03 Dec 04 - 11:19 AM "Kyley Minge" Deliberate or Freudian slip? My money's on deliberate. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 03 Dec 04 - 11:24 AM How much money have you got? Remember this is a serious thread. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 03 Dec 04 - 11:30 AM Does this mean jOhn9 will have to change his name to "Sir jOhn from Glub-Glub-Help!-I'm-Fookin'-Drownin'!!!" |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 03 Dec 04 - 11:40 AM No Ted, you're just crawling on your hands and knees home from the pub, it just looks higher and if your supposition was correct half of Lincolnshire, Norfolk and Suffolk would be a boating lake |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 03 Dec 04 - 11:42 AM I have serious money HPB, You should see the look on the Queen's face. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Paco Rabanne Date: 03 Dec 04 - 11:49 AM Oi Nick, With that moustache if you crawled on your hands and knees, you could get a job in Hull as a road sweeper!! |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 03 Dec 04 - 12:00 PM When do you want your next Guitar lesson, talking to me like like will not make me feel lovable towards you and you may have to wait for the lesson about cord formations |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Bill D Date: 03 Dec 04 - 01:02 PM here's the full page of 'helicopter' views |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:33 AM Damn, my feet are getting wet. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 11 Dec 04 - 09:57 PM I'm going to build a big boat, and put loads of hamsters in it, so that wehn the floods receed there will still be hamsters in Hull. If I make it big enough, there should be space for a few people, to help me feed the hamsters etc, you should know about hamsters, and not fart to much [in small space, if all farting it will ruin the air], you should like flok music as well, just write your name here if you intrested, [also= no non smokers, and no vegitarians allowed]. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 12 Dec 04 - 06:49 PM The hampsters will die fron 2nd hand smoke. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Georgiansilver Date: 12 Dec 04 - 07:38 PM Hull will never die as long as sir jOhn lives! |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: SINSULL Date: 12 Dec 04 - 07:47 PM Aren't hamsters vegetarians? |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Georgiansilver Date: 12 Dec 04 - 07:49 PM Hamsters eat Knights of the realm..... |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Sweetfia Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:22 AM No jOhn like to feed all his hamsters with small pieces of cod, that's why there isn't many of them left...much to cod fiddler's dismay. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 13 Dec 04 - 04:16 PM I've seen the Hampsters a couple of times and they play some mean blues. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Sttaw Legend Date: 13 Dec 04 - 05:15 PM 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves." "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the North Pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with four pigs, and you know that looked stupid! |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: PoppaGator Date: 13 Dec 04 - 05:40 PM New Orleans is also below sea level -- eight feet, on the average. I had no idea we had so much in common with Hull. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:41 AM Who's going to help me build a boat, for when the big flods come? |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Georgiansilver Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:42 AM There will never be any more big floods. Loads of small ones maybe. Best wishes, Mike. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Linda Kelly Date: 14 Dec 04 - 05:42 PM you can share our boat John-please bring curry. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: ThreeSheds Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:47 PM Its all sorted since the flood defences at Paull were breached The Enviromental Agency is to do a similar scheme on the south bank The idea is to create a saltmarsh flood plain Great news for lapwings andcurlews |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: tarheel Date: 15 Dec 04 - 05:39 AM well....they said the same thing about the outer banks in NORTH CAROLINA,USA...but after 3 hurricanes this year,they atre still there! |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: matai Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:31 AM You could build some gondolas and promote it as the new Venice |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:48 AM Hull already is the new Venice. Have you never heard of the Bridge of Thighs. Cellulite - the true path. |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Sweetfia Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:02 AM Cheeky sod! |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 15 Dec 04 - 08:30 AM Worry not Sweetfia, I am numbered amongst them. If we can't laugh at ourselves...... |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:09 AM There's nowt wrong with my bridge. Or me thighs for that matter. How's your Bridge Strawballs? |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: GUEST,.gargaoyle Date: 16 Dec 04 - 12:14 AM I just knew it would ultimately come to this, Hull would be disolved; and in precisely the fashion predicted by Nostradamus; "A child would be asked to the john and a finger would be asked to be pulled."
Sorry to lose all you kind folk, trust that our grieving will be greater than the flatulance for Herculaum.
Sincerely, |
Subject: RE: BS: The end of Hull From: Sweetfia Date: 16 Dec 04 - 04:32 AM Mingulay - True, very true! |