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St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Amos Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:12 PM Escamillo, El Patron! Que rico, rico rico!!! Un embrazo ENORMO para ti!!! MM, I dunno -- I heard a story once about the Hepburn set getting hepped to the question "Who do you think you are!" and making people answer it, and laughing their asses off at the answers that came out -- big stars walking around imaging themselves to be yet other big stars... So you can be Bill Gates or Harley Davidson his own self, if you want!!! How about Twiggy ?? You could be Thomas Aquinas or Thomas Edison...take yer pick, big guy. (tunes up old Martin> Oh, see! The fleet footed hosts of men! They come with faces wan. From farmer's hut, and fisher's cot Far beyond the banks of Bann They come with a vengeance in their eyes! Too late, too late are they For young Roddy McCorley goes to die On the Bridge of Tooms today... (Slugs down first pint of horrid brown stuff). |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:17 PM YES! C'mon in Ceit! Oops, sorry! Um...anyone got a towel? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:20 PM Welcome ceits.....I've been following your "progress" on the other thread and I'm glad you've decided to stay. There's plenty of good friendship and good music here and we're glad to have you at the 'Cat. As you notice with Andres (escamillo) we are very supportive of our own! Some of Andres and Alice's threads on the singing voice have been quite wonderful and they are both active participants in the fun had here too. Join up and you drop the guest tag and also have a personal page and other things...have a good time and ask anything you wish. Believe me there are lots of people to help you out. Search some old threads and add to new ones. Have that drink on Mario too (he's a tightwad and rarely buys). Welcome. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Alice Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:22 PM Andrés congratulations!! Well done! But then we know you are a seriously good singer so I'm not surprised they want you! alice |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: GUEST,ceitagh Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:23 PM Seems safe enough. Thanks for the welcome MMario! But umm.... Hey Meebo!!! Look, i've braved the tavern- proud of me? |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: MMario Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:25 PM I heard that 'spaw! oh CLEIGH! Have some more cabbage there, boy? and how about some of this bean dip? That's right, all you want. But make sure you sleep on 'spaw's pillow tonight. Okay? Good 'possum. "I was born of Geordie parents, one day when I was young!"
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:28 PM Yes I am, VERY proud indeed! As for myself...HEY who threw my clothes in the jello pit?! Just watch out for that Praise, she has a knack for losing her knickers and assaulting innocent customers! Yeeeeeeeee it's cold in here! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: MMario Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:30 PM 'sokay ceitagh. This is a virtual tavern. The round is whatever you want. I'm usually doing quadruple expresso mocha with extra caffiene....on ice.
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:35 PM Mario go ahead and feed him up. I can keep Cleigh off the pillow, but you'd think Meebo would stay away from his rump with those matches....Boy looks singed pretty bad.......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: thosp Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:38 PM i usually don't drop into the tavern -- i guess it's never been my scene -- and i'm certainly not the most verbose of persons ( possible understatement ) but i just had to stop in to wish one and all HAPPY ST.PADDYS' DAY peace Y thosp |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: GUEST,ceitagh Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:40 PM oh my....methinks this is not for the faint of heart. I think i'll go over....here....away from the jello pit. What is there to drink around here? |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: GUEST,ceitagh Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:42 PM I think i'll just have a Mike's hard and sit here...in the corner...playing my whistle...Mary Mac's Wedding, 'cause i like it... ceit |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: MMario Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:43 PM you name it, we got it. If you can't afford it, just charge it to bert. if you can afford it, send the check to Max at the MudCat. *grin* say - how do you know Mbo? |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Escamillo Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:44 PM Donighd I may be a goodh singah bud nod serious ad all. Where's dat fourthd bint ? You are sho good friedds - Esgabillo |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: GUEST,ceitagh Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:49 PM It's on Bert's tab then... Umm....i sorta looked Mbo up on icq 'cause i thot ot would be handy to have an ally before i started posting, Why Mbo? well, i figured there couldn't be *that* many Mbo's online!! I was right! ceit |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:50 PM Well, if you ain't into the liquor like me, you can get all kinds o stuff! Hey, who's tending bar tonight? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: alison Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:53 PM Hi Ceitagh, glad you found your way in....... have another pint of whatever that is from me...... congratulations andre..... what happened to the singing?? "As I was going over......." |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: GUEST Date: 16 Mar 00 - 10:59 PM Thanks for the welcome Alison! What shall we sing? Ceit |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:00 PM There are many imposters, but there is only one Mbo! Ask Spaw! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: GUEST,ceitagh Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:03 PM
Yep. Mbo is unique (thank God!) ok, ok, just kidding...
Sadly, it seems i must go. My prescence is required elsewhere. but i'll be back!!! |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Dave Swan Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:08 PM 'spaw, it's time ol' Cleigh graduated to the big time. No more screwing around in the pub lighting little ones with Meebo and giggling like a Girl Scout. I've broken out the gorilla suit, the fishnets and the Zippo. Jam Cleigh under my free arm. The boy's climbing the ladder with me, but when all's been lit and we take that dive into the helmet full of jello, he'll come out a man. Clear!!!!! E.S. |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Amos Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:11 PM Her hair it shone like Gordie's byer You'd think she was hanged from a chain And her eyes hung down to the Shannon's shore Tho' never I saw her, once again....well....somnething like that...
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:18 PM .......ohmygawd....CLEIGH!!!! Don't do it little guy!!!.......El Swanno's a pro, its different......aw geez............I can't bear to watch!!!!...........oy..................... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: alison Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:18 PM time for a good cry
"over in Killarney, many year's ago
all together now..... with copious swaying.....
"toor-a-loor-a-loor-a............
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: harpgirl Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:35 PM ...did someone say LIME JELLO!!!!..(swan dives naked into the pit, singing!) "I'll tell me ma when I get home The boys won't leave the girls alone! They pull my hair and steal my comb But that's alright when I get home She is handsome, she is pretty She is the belle of Belfast City.... She is courting, one two, three, Please won't you tell me who is she... " |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: alison Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:40 PM IT"S ME!!!!!!! (leaps in equally naked beside Harpy....) "time to defend our unbroken record as champions, eh Harpy??? OK boys.... who's man enough to give it a go????"
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: alison Date: 16 Mar 00 - 11:43 PM (last time we whupped big Mick and Art Thieme.... just for any newbies who weren't around then...) |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: harpgirl Date: 17 Mar 00 - 12:08 AM ...okay 'mates...who dares to challenge this slippery tag team????? |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Amos Date: 17 Mar 00 - 12:21 AM You Wastern lasses are quite a temptation, sloshing around in the jello pit! If it weren't much later here 'd have at you for a --- well, just for a new experience. But if Art couldn't handle you....I dunno. Maybe you should explain the rules. Mbo!!! Now's yer chance mate! Twins!!! Goodnight, ladies, ladies, ladies, sweet ladies, goodnight.... (The faint sound of the deepthroated 1947 Indian again rolls sweetly over the night hills and far away, and fades into the distance....) |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 17 Mar 00 - 12:23 AM I'll give it a go! Hauling around a 40lb backpack all day for the last 3 years has given me some strong shoulders! I'll tage team ye! Now who's gonna partner with me? --Mbo (oh, and if you happen to have a runaway cart you need propped up, I'm you man)
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: alison Date: 17 Mar 00 - 12:24 AM If you're Irish, come into the Jello there's a welcome there for you and if your name is Catspaw, Mick or Pat climb down here in the green stuff and we'll get you on the mat
looks like we're going to stay undefeated Harpy!! |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Mbo Date: 17 Mar 00 - 12:41 AM COME ONNNN! Amos? Mario? C'mon, I NEED a partner! Ye can't set two against one! It just ain't fair I tell 'ee! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Biskit Date: 17 Mar 00 - 12:53 AM The dark haired gent slowly saunters over to the bar carrin' a git-tar case thats seen some miles `scuse me m'am, ah jest blew into town from Newton Kansas, an a fella down the road a peice tol' me a fella could get a little side meat an cabbage roun' heah, Molly Malone notices the green jello hangin' from the brim of his hat,........Ya'll aint from aroun' here are ya! The stranger gives her that easy smile,says;nope but I'd be abliged If yud pass that brown paper wrapped thang wi' the UPS stickers all over it looks like it'd make a comfy stool, I'll jist whoop out my git-fiddle hear and croon ya a couple....by the way who's that Me blow fella I kepta hearin' `bout. |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Mar 00 - 01:00 AM (Praise, sleeping contentedly under the table, her wee Pennsyltucky pistol lovingly tucked like a pillow under her fluffy locks, opens one sleepy eye, and catches a glob of ricocheting jello in the corner of it. She mumbles something in Portagee, rubs her eye, and turns over to sleep on, entirely undisturbed and at peace at last among friends. For once a girl has publicly lost her knickers, and found them flown proud, what matters else but dreams?) |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 17 Mar 00 - 01:07 AM Mbo, where is Cleigh when you need him, huh? I don't think we need co ed tag teams here, might be a little much for the PreacherMan Hardiman to handle, bu I'll sure 2nd ya! Praise, honey, ya'll just go on and do what you need to do; I'll supply the pillows and Tylenol! But in the future, remember that Tylenol BEFORE indulging helps more! Spaw, you lay offn that boy, he ain't been lightin all of them!You might ask your friend the Potato Farmer what he has been doing with that Zippo! And, since nobody told me I had to play Irish Washer Woman, I AIN'T GONNA! I'm gonna play this sappy song called "SHALL MY SOUL PASS THROUGH IRELAND".............in Bb, so capo up good buddies! |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Mar 00 - 01:11 AM (Praise hears the sweet tones of bes' bud Sorcha in the dims of her dreams, and without waking holds the wee Pennsyltucky pistol up for Sorcha to take and stow safely down in the floor safe behind the bar.) |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 17 Mar 00 - 01:16 AM Sluber on sweet Praise, slumber on. I'll run interference with the Green Jello, at least til tomorrow! Bu verily I say unto thee, Valerian works very well! And for some folks who really need help" |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 17 Mar 00 - 01:18 AM And the knickers wrapped their lace around the flagpole... |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Mar 00 - 01:22 AM (Slubering softlyer now relieved of the iron...) |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Biskit Date: 17 Mar 00 - 01:34 AM Praise...hey PRRAaaise wake up sweetie I got yur knickers back fur ya Oh good GAAWwd! ahts a jin-u wine penssiltucky pistil!ya don't see many'a dem anymore. now where was I oh yeah! whars thet Knee bowl feller, I need a strong Bass line on this next little ditty. oh Bearyyy me naught on th' lone prarieeee..... |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 17 Mar 00 - 01:35 AM Woo, that Pistol Packin Mama! Hey, any good scotspersons out there? I am now the (proud?) hopefully temporary owner of a Border Collie/German Shepherd Cross puppy, only about 6 wks old. This (stoopid?) woman let her B C get bred by a Shepherd, and then gave away the puppies too soon. A boy I know took one of them, and was taking it to work with him to look after her, but his boss said that had to stop, so as we speak, I have a crying baby in my lap that really needs to be with her mama. Plan to take her to the Society AM, because I cannot have 3 dogs, and cannot deal with a Border Collie bitch!! Been here 2 hrs, and already running everybodys railroad! (I would pay shipping, if you really want her!) |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Mar 00 - 01:54 AM A Voice issues forth, striking Biskit right where he lives: P/U/T/ /T/H/O/S/E/ /K/N/I/C/K/E/R/S/ /B/A/C/K/ /O/N/ /T/H/E/ /F/L/A/G/P/O/L/E/ /A/N/D/ /F/L/Y/ /'/E/M/ /P/R/O/U/D/!/ |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Biskit Date: 17 Mar 00 - 02:02 AM Wheeeooooeee,YAAWWWwwwwwn you guys know what time it is? I think I'd better turn in let me put the ol'eyebenez away....oh Man! I hope thats jello praise.. praise honey gi'me a li'l o that sleepin'bag wha! whutind' hell was that a durned muskrat just runned across my neck, holie s@#t far it's a good thing IimmDrunnnnnn.........KSNooore |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 17 Mar 00 - 02:14 AM BISKIT, YOU STEALIN MY BUD'S KNICKERS OFF'N THE FLAG POLE? MAN, O MAN, WE GOIN GET YOU GOOD BUD!Put 'em back and nuttin said! Cause the lady wrapped her knickers round the flag pole! |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Mar 00 - 02:30 AM Praise rises up in power and ejects Biskit from her sleeping bag with tremendous force, her throat wide open in a roar seldom heard on the earth. DON'T EVER F**K WITH ME WHEN I'M ASLEEP, AGAIN!!!!! AND THOSE KNICKERS WAS POSTED BY MY STAUNCH ALLY, AMOS!!! I'M NOT KIDDING FOLKS! |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 17 Mar 00 - 02:40 AM In a very small voice--sorcha says, "I think we better leave them there for posterity", and Biskit, no offense intended, but always check with the woman in charge before trying anything! (*BG*) |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Mar 00 - 02:54 AM Praise gets up again wearily. "Well that was nice while it lasted," she says sarcastically, rolling up the bedroll. "I know all Biskit needs is a good thorough FUGging but I'm just too tired to do it, he'll have to go FUG himself." She and Sorcha cackle wildly as Praise leaves. And says over her shoulder, "Maybe Mbo will set the undies flyin' proud once more, since my other staunch ally is asleep and Hardiman too. Whatever!! FUG you vey much, all!" |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Sorcha Date: 17 Mar 00 - 03:09 AM Say good nite Gracie, Good nite, Gracie |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: Escamillo Date: 17 Mar 00 - 03:20 AM BERP sorry -ssshhhhh |
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Subject: RE: St Pat's Day in the Mudcat Tavern From: InOBU Date: 17 Mar 00 - 07:52 AM CUNIS! A BIT A WHIST...! HUSH NOW and fill yer glasses... Let us pause and raise our glasses to remember those who died bearing Irelands cross in Ireland and many lands. And this year, especially the SAN PATRICIO BRIGADE of Mexico MURDERED BY THE US ARMY! All the best Larry |
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