Lyr Req: We Don't Need a Wal-Mart

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: We don't need a WalMart
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 12:16 AM

Not only does WalMart have cheap catfood, their housebrand is the only kind my cats will eat! I think they put some kind of kitty dope in it to get the little furballs addicted. Then they know you have no choice but to come back at least once a month to buy more catfood.

In fact, we ran out of WM catfood about a week ago. Our four cats have only been grudgingly nibbling at the stuff I got from the Mom and Pop store down the road. All four of them are in the same room of the house as I am typing this. This is a very uncommon occurence as each of them hates at least one of the other three. When sworn enemies appear to get along peacefully, something conspiratorial must be going on. I think I should go to WalMart in the morning and get another 25 pounds of cat dope food before they get it in their heads to form a little kitty lynch mob.