BS: Mornington Cresent

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 04:53 PM

Mr and Mrs Morning comes to morningtown and their daughter Gwen

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 05:55 PM

Ah the "New Seekers" of wisdom and truth "all bound for morningtown, many miles away"

Phot - "I've been a Wild Grover for many a year"

So what about a game of "Cheddar Gorge" before the BBC MC-H ers arrive?

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Guessed
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 06:13 PM

Religious in fighting going on at Cannon Spark (OK I'm using the Carruther's Correction but diagonals are in nidd and this was a parabolic construct)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: old git
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 08:32 PM

Mr and Mrs Ownextoomee
and their son Sid

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:05 AM

Mrs and Mrs Upagen and their greedy daughter Phyllis....

Mr and Mrs Dandeliver, and their highwayman son Stan.....

Dr and Mrs McAvity and their son Phil....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:30 AM

Pray silence please for that fine upstanding Irish Israeli family General and Mrs O'Dayan, and their daughter Annie.
Oi!!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:45 AM

Rabbi and Mrs Kangroodahn and their son Hymie.....

Signor Pelago and his son Archie.....

Mr and Mrs Bach and their son Albie....

Mr and Mrs Oldern and their son Arnie...

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:48 AM

Mrs and Mrs Evening and their twins, Sam and Janet......

I'll get me coat.


LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: lady penelope
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:00 AM

The thuribles are rising and this is all getting a bit devious so.......St.James' Park, extra points for spies and ducks.........


TTFN Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:02 AM

I think I speak for Americans everywhere when I say, with all sincerity..."HUH???"

Aloha,
Mark

(No, not the "Mr. & Mrs." jokes, the other stuff.)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:05 AM

Mark - there are quite a few Brits who are seeing your 'Huh' and raising you a 'what the fu.....?'

I would offer Cannon Street but it's Sunday.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Ed.
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:19 AM

Mark,

Click here

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:52 AM

As the corn is not yet as high as an elephant's eye, and following Fotheringay's ejaculation. I now invoke Pepys Principle.

Ecclefechan Central

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 06:17 AM

Just arriving, a morris side from Alaska, their sledge pulled by their three huskies, Da, Eringum, and Dooram.

Oh dear, they're having trouble getting them to move.

All together now   MUSH! Eringum, Dooram, Da

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 06:57 AM

Ed: Oh, that's different!

In that case, Park Street Under! (Colony exception, of course...)

Aloha,
Mark

(P.S. It's on the Red Line. Or was.)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 07:43 AM

Annie O'Dayan and Arnie Oldern could surely forge a relationship?

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 08:28 AM

There's a joke not worth steelin'
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Guessed
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 09:11 AM

Mark Cohen

visit http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy and look for the Message Board Mornington Crescent

BUT don't expect to post swearwords like URL or www on the message board it is moderated with anything but a moderate hand.

You are a bit late for the program but there may be a "you missed it but listen to this" blickie somewhere. When it is being broadcast there is one and I might just have an MP3 of one program if you really want it - PM me here. - I may be sometime returning though.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Col K
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 03:42 PM

East Lancs gambit is OK now,(After 8.30pm on a Sunday )
Therefore
Rose Grove.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Lanfranc
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 05:22 PM

I'm getting an ephemeral feeling (having just missed posting # 69)...

Aldwych

Playing the Rogers-Hammerstein variant..

Mr & Mrs Chantered-Evening and their son Sam-Juan.

Mr & Mrs Nutting-Lykadaym and their lovely daughter Therys

Mr & Mrs Neva-Walker-Lone and their son Jules

Mr & Mrs Weiss and their son Edel

I could go on, and on, and on, but won't

MIND THE GAP!!

Alan

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Phot
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 06:00 PM

Waterloo, via the Jubilee line,...But its not as good as the old Bakerloo!!

Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Guessed
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 07:04 PM

Make a gap - Stand well back and wave yer handkerchieves for the snivelling Mr Hughes but you can call him Hutch. Bless him.

and while we are on the subject of Hugh - here's Mr Janus.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: The Walrus
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 01:55 AM

Guessed,

Mr Janus?
I seem to remember the Goons (briefly) introduced another Hugh to their show, one Mr Jampton.

Now please welcome Mr & Mrs Croom-Ballads and their Kipling obsessed son Barry.

Walrus

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Stu
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 04:42 AM

Pinner.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 05:06 AM

The Clockwork Orange gambit.
Kinning Park.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Lanfranc
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 06:12 AM

Palmers Green

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: JudeL
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 06:49 AM

It being an exceptionally hot day : bakerloo

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM

Partick

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: GUEST,Mrs Trellis
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 07:48 AM

Dear Linda

Please tell us who Four Square really is.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 07:48 AM

The Times are all here.

There is Sam R. (he's easy)
And Ard Times (hope he'll come again no more)

Be careful, here's their renegade brother from the Rockies,
the wild mountain Time.
What a bunch!

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: HuwG
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 08:37 AM

Is Chancery Lane a valid move from Bakerloo ? (It is still a blindingly hot day).


And from Ireland, please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Keyroad-Todublin, and their daughter, Thora.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: nickp
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 09:44 AM

Mr and Mrs Wallcarpetting and their son Walter.....

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 09:53 AM

Mr and Mrs Circus and their banjo playing daughter Picker Dilly
Mr and Mrs Ston and their son Hugh
Mr and Mrs Mond and their son Rich
Mr and Mrs on-the Hill and their son Harry
also Mr and Mrs Hill and their stuck up daughter, Prim Rose

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 11:53 AM

Mr amd Mrs Heathway and their sons Dagwood and Hamilton, usually known as Dag an' Ham Heathway.

Mr & Mrs Islington and their beautiful daughter, Angel.

Mr & Mrs Dale and their son, Colin.

The Chicago gangster, Al Perton.

Mr & Mrs Vale and their son, Perry.

The Junction brothers, Will, Les, Den.

Mr & Mrs Salrise and their son, Ken.

Mr & Mrs More and their son, Stan.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 12:28 PM

Bring me the head and shoulders of Dolly sill.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 01:14 PM

Mr and Mrs Ham and their sons West, East and Lewis

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: lady penelope
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 01:47 PM

I have cast the stones and it is favourable for Wapping stairs. Port of London Authority Insistence rule.


Well, Mrs Trellis, it's all very mysterious, Foursquare didn't show up at the pub, did he?.............................Dadadadadadada, dadadadadaada.............................


TTFN Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Phot
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:13 PM

Invoking the quad esclator rule, Waterloo!

Well, you can't beat going deep on a hot day!!

Chris:>}

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:48 PM

well, Phot, someone has to jump in and say......

















Neasden

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Phot
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:52 PM

Close,....But no cigar!!

Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Lanfranc
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 07:06 PM

Canary Wharf

Samantha's feeling a little deflated, but her deflation cooled the air momentarily.

Mr & Mrs Havinga-Heatwave and their son, Weir

Pleading the Loving Spoonful amendment:

Mr & Mrs Meehan-Rainontheroof and their son, Ewan

Alan

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: JudeL
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 02:49 AM

Make way for Mr & Mrs Side's son Stan A.

and have some sympathy for the tinitus sufferer: Mr & Mrs Ringin's daughter Isobel

I believe the next few moves before making the Canary Wharf should have been to Bank around the Oxford Circus ( but only if you are above a certain height) and thus onto Turnham Green after which you may feel the need for Canada Water or perhaps Cyprus (yes matron a small glass will do nicely)

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: GUEST,gnomad (sans cookie)
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 03:06 AM

Bempton (Northbound only)

And at the risk of getting diverted to another game...

Theodolite

It's too early for work.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 04:46 AM

Sete Rios, it's the best station if you want to visit the zoo.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: HuwG
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 05:16 AM

Hmmm ... a zoo stop only introduces complications if the Repeat Exhibition rule applies, in which case I would have to arrange matters so that the next move but four would allow the participant to go to, for example, Berlin Tiergarten.

However, since this is not an Olympic year ... East Acton !




Please welcome also, Mr and Mrs Lee-OurRivers, and their son Owen.

And from the Fortune-Tellers' stall, Miss Ticklipstick.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:03 AM

Mr and Mrs Ascot, with their pet water otter, and some other geyser.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Edain
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 03:18 PM

HuwG, as a result of your move to East Acton you've not only polarised the Central line but you've also put me in knip, good move.

The only move I can feasibly take is Highgate

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: lady penelope
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 03:32 PM

Ah, but if you hang a left over Suicide bridge and invoke the Coroners ruling you can hit Crouch end in no time.

Nookie on the archers, where will it all end...............

TTFN Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Shelley C
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 04:11 PM

Mr and Mrs Slow-West and their dog, 'Hound'

Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Cresent
From: Micca
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 07:02 PM

100   MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!