BS: Sexual No Nos.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: greg stephens
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:51 AM

Spitting out in the ashtray.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: mandotim
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:57 AM

In response to the question (in the dark) 'what do you think of that then?', you should never say 'Put it under the pillow I'll smoke it later'.
Tim from Bit on the Side

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Ex-partner of selfish, inconsiderate, git
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 07:35 AM

Never say, when you are gently awoken some time after you have taken your pleasure but have failed to ensure that of your partner, "Don't fancy a shag right now, have a wank"

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Louie Roy
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 10:47 AM

Don't play with her headlights and get her carburator to leaking and then she reaches over and finds out you have a flat.Louie Roy

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: frogprince
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 11:16 AM

Of all the words of tongue or pen,
The saddest words are, "Is it in?"

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 12:06 PM

snoring

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Robert o' Dunkerron
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 12:36 PM

Dinna take yer bagpipes tae bed.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 01:41 PM

Unless they are your best feature.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Charley Noble
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:15 PM

Answering the phone.

Forgeting to put the cat out, or the dog, or the llama!

Tossing flammable lingerie onto the lighted chandelier overhead...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: kendall
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:22 PM

Calling out your own name at the climax.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: bobad
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM

Pyroflatulence.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Spot
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 05:43 PM

Hello everybody...
                Silicone tits......

                  Regards to all....Spot

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 06:40 PM

Alarm clock

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 06:53 PM

Answering the cell phone.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Peace
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 06:56 PM

But if it's a 1-900 number, ya have to, dontcha?

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Janine
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 04:33 AM

Thinking of England

Janine

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Yes yes
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 07:07 AM

No! No! No!

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:00 AM

On the buses.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:12 AM

Waking by a+n

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:34 AM

A personal favourite is the "Rodeo" position,
During "doggy-style" sex, deliberately call her by another girl's name (an ex-girlfriend usually works best), and see how long you can stay on.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 09:50 AM

Cramp

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: mooman
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 10:00 AM

96

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: MarkS
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 12:22 PM

Hum while you kiss her.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: bobad
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 01:29 PM

Yelling "Thar she blows" when you do.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 01:35 PM

Moby Dick

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 01:57 PM

anal with a donkey

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,petr
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 08:13 PM

when the baby's squeaky toy, or frog goes 'ribbit ribbit'
as it somehow got underneath..

or 'skin'farts

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Mr Red
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 10:10 AM

No133 confusing asma with hissing .................

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 11:58 AM

Bengay

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: bobad
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:03 PM

Tiger Balm.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:40 PM

Waking the children

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:41 PM

Waking the street

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:41 PM

Waking the town

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:41 PM

Waking your partner

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 01:01 PM

Saying " Thank goodness my fridge doesn't make that noise when I take my meat out"

G.

[I'll get my coat!]

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: sapper82
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 05:18 PM

Playing "hunt the condom" afterwards?

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 07:13 PM

printing out and reading this thread aloud as "foreplay warnings"

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: John J
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 07:19 PM

Good heavens, you lot are funny!

Thanks for the entertainment, keep it coming!

john

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: skarpi
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 08:05 PM

$%"#$%$"%"%$"&%&%&&"%"#%
Susssssss,
Women on " Topp " Ihaaaaaaa

no proplems :>))

not here anyway
All the best Skarpi Iceland.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 08:52 PM

Blumpkins, Blue Siroccoes, Donkey Punches, Hot Carls, Chocolate Ashcrofts and Cleveland Steamers.



Especially during Lent.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Peace
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 08:59 PM

"giok definitely uncouth crass jerk"

I disagree with you. He has great wit, good humour and he's a real nice guy. So, dear GUEST, go shag mud. That's an OK sexual thing. Lenny Bruce said so, anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 09:04 PM

And performing a Screaming Nun does not work well for foreplay.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 09:21 PM

Cuddling afterwards.... with the cat!

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 12:12 AM

A David Copperfield is pretty nasty too.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 03:19 AM

Never ASSUME ...










That the partner who eagerly joins you for premarital sex...
























Will necessarily have any interest at all in postmarital sex.


John

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST,Lee Edge
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 05:04 AM

Vick?

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: The Shambles
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 05:23 AM

Vick is OK

I agree that someone smelling of Vic - is something else.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 10:04 PM

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~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 08:36 AM

Never, never wipe your d**k on her new curtains.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Sexual No Nos.
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 08:51 AM

Never tell her her motherfather/sister/brother was better.