Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:15 PM For (s)he's got a dong as well as a fanny Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: GUEST,Martin gibson Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:24 PM metre? Mine was the jazz version. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: number 6 Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:26 PM oh yeah .. the bebop version says Bill le barnacle sailor man. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:20 PM Jazz, you preevert! I always sing shanties! |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:28 PM I'll up with ya skirt and insert me hanny If you do squirt, I'll think God damn me I'll do it again, and think it canny Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor. Apologies to those of a nervous disposition. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:31 PM Metre! I'm lucky if I can manage 6 inches mate! |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Mo the caller Date: 06 Dec 05 - 05:12 PM I see that this thread has been censored by Joe If all this is left then what had to go? But maybe I really don't want to know Said sensitive Mo the caller. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Rapparee Date: 06 Dec 05 - 05:57 PM Ah yes, the Packers and Bears Have played with each other for years |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Micca Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:11 PM Dressed like Gladiators or pickers of 'taters promoted by someones near beers |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 07 Dec 05 - 05:54 PM Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: GUEST,tone deaf leopard Date: 07 Dec 05 - 06:33 PM Get on with the singinOf sea shanty songs Have less of this talk about fannies and dongs And pack off the bears somewhere, wearing thongs Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Folkiedave Date: 07 Dec 05 - 06:57 PM A thong is a thing that a salior doth fancy, |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Girl Friday Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:05 PM Ethspethly if worn by a maiden called Nanthy |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Severn Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:38 PM Who thith time of night tends to get a bit anthy Sez Bareknuckle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Severn Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:41 PM I am named after Barn-a-cleeze Sez Barnacle Bill the Sailor He is the Greek God Of The Seas Sez Barnacle bill The sailor..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Dead Horse Date: 07 Dec 05 - 08:40 PM It seems all these catters are running amuck So girding his loins and pulling out his pluck He yelled at them all "I dont give a damn!" Sez Barnacle Bill the Sailor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Girl Friday Date: 11 Dec 05 - 07:48 PM Who is this that claims he's Greek God of the Sea? You water know that that God is me Said Poseidon with trouser leg up to his knee Not Barnacle-ese the sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: GUEST,Bill Date: 11 Dec 05 - 07:53 PM I reject all the tales, Of travelling and sails. I hate all this crap, I'm a right clever chap. Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual doubleround From: Severn Date: 11 Dec 05 - 10:23 PM Let's try another one, as well..... ...Yes, and how many ears must the cannibals fry Before they taste forever bland? The answer my friend is..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: open mike Date: 12 Dec 05 - 12:03 PM blowin' in the wind said barnacle bill the sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Girl Friday Date: 12 Dec 05 - 08:39 PM Severn said "Let's try another one as well". This surely means that he wants us to start a new song open mike. If those cannibals ate at the Orsett Cock They would have enjoy-ed the sprouts. Although their ears were forever bland We would have been left in no doubt That the odour my friend Would be carried on the wind The odour would be carried on the wind. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: frogprince Date: 12 Dec 05 - 08:49 PM How many threads can a mudcatter read, Till he dies from la -ack of sleep... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Flash Company Date: 13 Dec 05 - 04:42 AM How many posts can you get from a troll, Before we all start to weep? FC |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: GUEST,Me again Date: 13 Dec 05 - 11:58 AM How many beans in a baked bean can? How many beeans in a can? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, Said Barnacle Bill the sailor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Severn Date: 13 Dec 05 - 09:43 PM Let the same song ring out still Sez Barnacle Bill The Sailor I did not mean the thread to kill Sez Barnacle Bill The Sailor Forgive me folks if I have sinned You can yell at me til yer blue in the wind I'll take it back where we beginned Wid Barnacle Bill The Sailor.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 14 Dec 05 - 04:53 AM We're sailing along this wonderful thread, |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: David C. Carter Date: 14 Dec 05 - 05:40 AM Shiver me timbers,full steam ahead, |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Janie Date: 14 Dec 05 - 06:48 PM me thinks there are times we are sick in the head other times there be when I know we're brain-dead |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Severn Date: 14 Dec 05 - 07:08 PM But when you're at sea, you've got no street cred Sez Barnacle Bill The sailor So back to camping out I went Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor Was arrested for "A-Salt-Within-Tent!" Cried Barnacle Bill The Sailor..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Bunnahabhain Date: 14 Dec 05 - 08:17 PM The Policemen they caught me, they took away my liberty, Sang old Bill as he sailed the sea, But I upped and I jumped in, and swam down the billabong, Barnacle Bill the-e sailor cried. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM He met a young swagman, who camped by the Billabong, Under the shade of the koolabar tree. "What have you there in your bush tucker bag?" Asked Barnacle Bill the sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Micca Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:52 AM what I have in my tucker is Chicken a lá King with a nice Chardonnay to serve it just so and to round it all off for desert if you'll sing I have ,in the coolbag, Black Forest Gateaux Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: David C. Carter Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:58 AM Just a bag full of boomerangs,been off a-hunting I'm sitting here cooking up a hot 'roo stew |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: David C. Carter Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:11 AM Gonna stick it in the ice box,save it for tomorrow Cause I missed Micca's posting,Oh my God,BOO HOO. CHARDONNAY DAVID. CHEERS. |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Mo the caller Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:15 AM We'll help you eat it, then we'll wash the dishes Then we'll go waltzing a-waltzing with yew |
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround From: Georgiansilver Date: 15 Dec 05 - 12:27 PM Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor |