BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 08:33 PM

Sonofabeehive fleaflickin' Martha Focker

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: darkriver
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 08:44 PM

New hip one making the Internet rounds:

Snakes on a plane!

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 08:56 PM

Diddlyratbarf!

Fiddlededee!

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: Did you think dandelions were pretty when you were four? What changed your mind? :||

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 10:53 PM

Horse puckey!

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:01 PM

somehow, I've just lost my appetite for munching

monkey nuts!

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Janie
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:04 PM

Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:14 PM

Consarn flibberty jibbet!

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: GUEST,skivee
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 01:34 AM

"Goody-Goddamn"

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Michael
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 07:38 AM

Whilst moving heavy objects;

"These fuckers are cunts!"

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Raptor
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:30 AM

Why is the "C" word all of a sudden ok to write here?

Where are the Pious complainers?

This usualy offends people.

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: GUEST,sweary Simon
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:39 AM

"all of a sudden" ???!!!

its the 21st Century for fucks sake!


its taken at least over a hundred effin years to progress this far
with healthily irreverent public swearing

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: GUEST,cuntbreath
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:41 AM

to be cuntinued....

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Jeri
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:59 AM

The pious complainers aren't complaining, probably because there isn't any profanity in the thread title to get the whole of Mudcat blocked by their workplace smut censors. It's also not in people's faces if they have to read the thread to see the bad words.

'Cunt' is just a word. I don't care much for it, but I get more huffy about 'nukular' and 'irregardless', and I'm extremely tempted to do something about the mis-spelling in the thread title. Profanity exists to offend people. If it does offend, then it's doing exactly what it's supposed to.

Anybody remember the old M*A*S*H* TV show and the endless substitutions for 'bullshit' Col. Potter came up with? I think that's where 'horse pucky' came from, but it might have existed before the show.

I like the things you don't give, like a rat's ass, a fart in a high wind, a hamster's heinie, a good goddam, etc.

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 06:59 PM

There's always Bullwinkle's classic, "Jumpin' G. Horsefat!"

Stephen Lee

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: GUEST,Skivee
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM

I heard of a woman who once exclaimed,"Oh Shit! I almost stepped in that dog crap!"

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:45 PM

This.

and this.

Oh, and this too.

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: GUEST,Ingrid Frances Stark
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 05:00 AM

Jesus frog on a pogo stick!

Christ on a bicycle!

Jeepers creepers!

Oh, my stars and garters!

You said your what hurts?

Ingrid

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Charley Noble
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:36 AM

Mercy Maud!

Leapin' Lizards!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Michael
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 01:08 PM

There was as a nice one on 'Shameless'last night;
'Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining'

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:22 PM

"Well, cover me in eggs and flour and bake me for 14 minutes."

--the dude from "House," whilst still acting like a Brit in Blackadder Goes Forth

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:38 PM

Piffleberries (my grandmother, who denied herself the satisfaction of real cuss words)

Jesus Christ on a bicycle (timid, sheltered, college friend of mine. I always wondered if he rode on a women's frame, to allow for those robes)

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: emjay
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:51 PM

Do you really think your grandmother suffered from denying herself the use of real cuss words? Mine seemed to get enormouse satisfaction from her "oh, fudge" and "oh, sugar."
Our esteemed, gag, lone congressman* is famous for his unusual vocabulary and is rumored to have called something "Bladderdash."

Emjay

*Don Young, R, Alaska

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:58 PM

What about those cartoon and comic book characters?

Great Scott!
Good Grief!
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
Glorioski!
Holy improper advances, Batman!


Where the hell do those come from and what do they mean?

Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations !
From: Snuffy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 09:01 AM

Sapristi!
Ishkabibble!
Sufferin' Succotash!