BS: Secrets of Witchcraft

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Micca
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 12:40 PM

Sins, They are ONLY Pretend "witches" thats why they dont get a mention, curiously enough the (somewhat derogatory) name among some UK witches for "pretend" witches is also derived from another TV show. This name is applied phoneys and to the very earnest young people who learn their "craft" from TV shows like "Charmed" and from equally fantasy laden books etc rather than have the discipline and dedication to train properly for the required time is "Buffys" as in "Buffy the Fluffy Bunny Pagan".

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: MMario
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 12:53 PM

What? Micca, you mean the movie ***lied*** when they told us Samantha and Endora were real?

Sins- Glinda was a Good Sorceress (though due to the movies often referred to as the good witch)- and lived in the Quadling country - which is north (down) on the map of Oz.

And while pretty sickeningly sweet in the books, nowhere near as sacherine as the movie version.

The witch Mombi that bespelled Ozma into the boy Tip lived in the Gillikin country (South, significant coolour purple)

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 08:28 AM

Well I think it sounds exciting - drinking from goblets, dancing round altars of blood - stark naked, signs of the pentagram, and circles where the devil can't get you, and horned deities.....


how come I never get to folk clubs like that....? just some old twat singing bloody folksongs.....heres one off Bob Dylan's first album....complete bollocks, if you ask me.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 11:56 AM

wee drummer,
Stay away from folk clubs. They are collapsing (see the appropriate thread) and you could get hurt. Follow the link to the Witches Meet and Greet in my previous post and you are sure to find a genuine coven complete with naked womaen and cups of blood. Unfortunately (or maybe not) most will be under the age of thirteen and talk in silly rhymes. Most will also be brewing potions to combat acne and the blond down the street.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: Tinker
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 09:33 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 12:11 AM

Jeepers and Jehosophat! That website is something else! Did you read their "earnings disclaimer" page?! It's sites like that wot give us all a bad name.**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: frogprince
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 12:18 AM

Ye Gads, the pagan's answer to Pat Robertson! and somebody out there will actually fall for it.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 05:53 PM

87% of poltergist activity occurs around adult women? HHHMMMMMM.

Let's have a contest to see who can document the most misspellings and grammatical errors.

I'll see if I can get the book on eBay for half price, if anyone wants it.

Subject: RE: BS: Secrets of Witchcraft
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 05:57 PM

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