Lyr ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac

Subject: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: Sean MacRuaraidh
Date: 30 Mar 99 - 09:33 AM

I've searched but not found ...

My name is Jack I'm a necrophiliac

I get frustrated, When I see them get cremated.

I get irate, when I see them in the grate.

It makes me chunder, when I see them six foot under.

It made me mad when they buried my old dad.

... When I hear the pelvis crack.

??? rest of song please

Sean MacR.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 12:06 AM

i get a horn, when i see a still born.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 10:00 AM

I used to be a necrophiliac.............till some cunt split on me.

eric

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: Michael
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 10:29 AM

I tried it.:- dead boring>

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,stevo!
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 07:37 PM

When I see a cemetary gate, I whip it out and masturbate

Subject: ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 10:06 PM

My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac

My name is Jack, (deddle, deddle ack)
I'm a necrophiliac (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)
I fuck dead women    (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)
And I fill them full of semen (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)

I get frustrated
When they get cremated.
Because try as you must,
You can't fuck dust.

Each time I enter the mausoleum gate
I get the urge to fornicate.
My name is Bill
I like to fuck'em when their still
I whack off in
An occupied coffin.

I love wrinkly women
Who are over sixty-five
Es-spec-ial-ly
If they died when twenty-five.

Each time I pass the cemetery gate
I get the urge to copulate.

My name is Mitch
And I dig a wealthy bitch
Not because she's really rich
But in a six-foot ditch.

Like most men I am not
I don't prefer my women hot
I may be bold --
But I prefer my women cold.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,Gaz
Date: 14 May 09 - 12:51 PM

When i see a stiff
i just... have to have a whiff

COZ MY NAME IS JACK NANANANANA
AND IM A NERCOPHILLIAC NANANANANANAN

When i see a corpse...
i have a feel of course

COZ MY NAME IS JACK NANANANANA
AND IM A NERCOPHILLIAC NANANANANANAN

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 27 May 09 - 10:37 AM

My NAME IS JACK (Repeat) AND IM A NECROPHILIAC (Repeat)

I Fuck Dead Women (Repeat) Cos thats where its at (Repeat)

I get frustrated When women get cremated (Repeat)

Buriel is a must (Repeat) Cos ya cant fuck dust (Repeat)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 27 May 09 - 11:04 AM

Oh.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 08:35 AM

my name is gus, i'm incestuous
i fuck my mother and bugger my brother
and when they die, i will not cry
because like jack, i'm a necrophiliac

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 11:09 AM

I was also worried about my multiple perversions. I went to the doctor and owned up to flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality.

    He said I was flogging a dead horse.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,The good doctor
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 09:49 AM

my name is jack im a necrophiliac
when i wanna get laid i grab my spade
i get frustrated when they get cremated
i get all fussed cause you can't fuck dust.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: open mike
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 10:48 AM

sounds like something
this guy might sing..
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Reverend-Billy-C-Wirtz/75327249111
http://www.myspace.com/rbcw

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,Your mate
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 02:26 AM

My name is Kyle
And I'm a pedophile,
I fuck young bitches,
till they get stitches

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: kendall
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 04:51 AM

Why in the hell would anyone want that? It's sick and disgusting.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: mousethief
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 02:14 AM

Amen kendall

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 10 - 11:21 AM

all wrong it goes

my name is jack im a Necrophiliac
da na ne ne ne clap clap clap clap

i get my kicks from fucking dead chicks
da na ne ne ne clap clap clap clap

i get frustrated when they're cremated

coz fuck is a must and you cant fuck dust
da na ne ne ne clap clap clap clap

enjoy XD

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 21 Sep 10 - 03:22 AM

Grow Up.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,Esquimo Leviticus
Date: 14 Oct 10 - 02:23 AM

My name is Jack I'm a necrophiliac
I shag dead women and I do it for a livin'

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: kendall
Date: 14 Oct 10 - 07:35 PM

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 05:29 AM

This song, quite obviously, has a broad number of versions.

The version I learned years ago went through Jack and his Necrophilia, Gus and his incest, Kyle being a paedophile, Mike who was a hermaphrodite, Chris who was a Masochist, and then a variety of other people generally ending up being about other groups within the university settings, rival colleges/fraternaties... etc etc.

Subject: ADD Version: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 05:42 AM

I think the version I learned went like this:

My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac

My name is Jack,
I'm a necrophiliac.
I fuck dead women
And I fill them full of semen.
When I get frustrated
they get cremated.
Because try as I must,
You can't fuck dust.

My name is Gus,
I'm Incestuous.
I screwed my mother
and buggered my brother.
If they should die,
I would not cry
'cos just like Jack,
Im a necrophiliac.

My name is Kyle
Im a Paedophile
I screw young bitches
till they need stitches,
I choke and cough
when me mother tells us off
'cos just like Gus
Im incestuous.

My name is Mike
Im an 'ermaphrodite (hermaphrodyke?)
I (dont remember this bit)
But I get sore,
because I'm just four
because just like Kyle
I'm a paedophile.

My name is Chris
Im a masochist.
I pierced my dick
with a thin ice pick
if it werent so blunt
i'd have shoved it in me cunt
'cos just like Mike
Im an hermaphrodite.

My name is Lyle,
Im a dendrophile
(and i cannot remember this bit, something about splinters in the dick)
because just like Chris,
Im a masochist.

Then we tended to get into other colleges who like cock rings, or other such perversions. I Would just like to add a post script here, I was not so keen on the song personally. it was just that it was sung every time the boys were on the bus... and after you have heard it for years on end, you dont forget it (mostly)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: LadyJean
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 11:47 PM

I know a lot of rude songs that are incredibly funny. This isn't one of them.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: puck
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 10:12 AM

well said LadyJean!
P

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,Even Rhyme
Date: 01 Feb 11 - 09:16 AM

Just a another take on the first part that we used to sing in the ol' marching days, with corrections for the Rhythm

My name is Jack
And I'm a necrophiliac,
I fuck dead women
And I fill them full of Semen.

But I really get frustrated
When they get cremated,
'Cause it really isn't just
'Cause you can't fuck dust.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 11 - 01:34 PM

My name is jack (repeat)
I'm a necrophiliac (repeat)
I fuck dead women (repeat)
To make a living (repeat)
I get frustrated (repeat)
When they get cemated (repeat)
Because try as I must (repeat)
I can't fuck dust (repeat)


My name is paul (repeat)
I'm a homosexual (repeat)
I like fucking bum (repeat)
It makes me cum (repeat)
I get frustrated (repeat)
When they get constipated (repeat)
Because try as I might (repeat)
I can't fuck shite (repeat)


My name is gus (repeat)
I'm incestrious (repeat)
I fuck my mother (repeat)
I fuck my brother (repeat)
I get frustrated (repeat)
When their not related (repeat)
Because try as I can't (repeat)
She's not my aunt (repeat)


Hope you like it guys and girls!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,Jim
Date: 30 Mar 11 - 09:40 PM

CHECK THIS LINK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KHXqZL_rGI

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,LOL
Date: 18 Apr 11 - 07:16 AM

My name is Brent
I don't need consent
With a shout of suprise
I'm between her thighs

And she screams with pain
when i lock the chain
cos just like chris
im a sado masachist

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,Armstrong :)
Date: 16 May 11 - 05:44 PM

My name is jack (repeat)
I'm a necrophiliac (repeat)
I go gave digging (repeat)
And I shag dead women (repeat)
I get frustrated when there cremated(repeat)
I can't shag dust but try I must(repeat)
My name is Gus(repeat)
And I'm industrious(repeat)
I fuck my mother(repeat)
And then my brother(repeat)
And when they die(repeat)
I will not cry(repeat)
Cos just like jack(repeat)
I'm a necrophiliac(repeat)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,CJR
Date: 15 Jun 11 - 05:52 AM

My name is jack (repeat)
I'm a necrophiliac (repeat)
I go down to the grave (repeat)
With me bucket and spade (repeat)
I dig them up (repeat)
And give them a fuck (repeat)
I get frustrated (repeat)
When they get cemated (repeat)
Because try as I must (repeat)
I can't fuck dust (repeat)

:)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 10:36 PM

another verse

When she's gone and long forgotten
I'll dig her up and fuck her rotten

so any dirty verses man ... awesome

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 01 May 13 - 10:26 AM

The version I knew had a heap of different versions and was sung to the chicken dance, even had a chorus that I can't quite remember, started with "why do they make our joys illegal"

but yeah, here is what I know

My name is Jack,
I'm a necrophilliac
Na Na Na Na *clap clap clap clap*
I get my kicks off fucking dead chicks
Na NA Na Na NA *clap clap clap clap*
I get frustrared when they're cremated.
'Cause a fuck is a must and you can't fuck dust.
Na Na Na NA NA *clap clap clap clap*

My name is Kyle
I'm a pedophile
Na Na NA na *clap clap clap clap*
I get my hots off fucking young tots
Na NA Na Na NA *clap clap clap clap*
Oh it's so mean, when they turn thirteen,
'Cause they get some hair and it grows down there.
Na Na Na NA NA *clap clap clap clap*

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Sep 13 - 06:24 PM

My name is jack
And I'm a necrophilliac
I get real hard
When I pass the grave yard

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,MTB
Date: 11 Jan 14 - 05:54 AM

L came across this one in the 1970
a few extra lines

it may be uncanny

but I like a clammy fanny
some think it obscene but I like em green

and this is the most gross

I disembowel them with a stick and wrap their entrails round my prick

I get a hard when Im in a grave yard

etc etc

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST,the original author Rob Gibbs
Date: 30 Mar 19 - 08:45 PM

I love fucking stiffs when the fanny really whiffs,
And the wriggles and the squirms when the fanny's full of worms,

When a woman has drowned, the fuck is really sound,
'cos when you start mounting, she squirts like a fountain.

I get frustrated when a women gets cremated,
when you fondle her tits they fall to bits

I go round graves with a bucket and spade,
to dig someone up to have another fuck

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: Mrrzy
Date: 31 Mar 19 - 12:36 AM

I read the thread title and automatically thought, Hi, Jack!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Apr 22 - 01:40 PM

Oh I'm the necrophile and everybody says I'm vile, but I'm just keeping love alive. You'll always find me at my ease in graveyards, churches, cemeteries. I'm just keeping love alive
Now I come alive every night in the city matropolis, but the trouble is. The vicar doesn't like it, he says come back. There's something nasty in that sack. Yes I'm the necrophiliac, yes I'm the necrophile!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
From: Mrrzy
Date: 15 Apr 22 - 02:06 AM

"I particularly remember a heart-warming novel [...] bout a young necrophiliac who finally achieved his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner."

(A few laughs)

"The rest of you can look it up when you get home."

(Loud laughter)