Lyr Add: Lonely Hearts Club (El. Rigby addons)

Subject: Lyr Add: Lonely Hearts Club (El. Rigby addons)
From: GUEST,Brad Sondahl
Date: 27 May 07 - 09:46 AM

I woke up thinking about how lonely and sad personal ads are, and started fitting some losing ad concepts into the lyric framework of Eleanor Rigby, which is kind of haiku-like in its structure...
Feel free to add your own verses... Brad at sondahl.com

Judy Sikorski, writing a want ad that no one will read,
Where will it lead? Lives with her parents,
Aged 29 with kids two or three,
Hard to be free...

All the lonely hearts clubs are waiting for her call.
All the lonely hearts clubs, she'll have to join them all.

Writes up a long list, things she must have in her man,
This is her plan:
You a Greek god, don't think obsessions are odd,
You must love children,

Ref.

Not into head games, a bit overweight but I bet so are you,
Love is not screwing
I'm a light smoker, don't do drugs now but I've tried quite a few,
None were worth doing.

Ref.

Aquarian Christian loves to go shop at the mall,
Not very tall,
A few drinks at sunset, then we can watch the tv
Call me I'm free

Larry Lewinski, hasn't a job so he lives in a tree,
The rent is free,
Writes on his laptop, when he's not playing a roleplaying game,
Mostly insane.