Subject: One Liner From: pitheris Date: 27 May 07 - 01:16 PM My favorite traditional one-line is: Ain't it hard to stumble when you got no place to fall AFA more modern folk music, Greg Brown's: Singing rooty toot for the moon |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 May 07 - 02:07 PM Don't think twice, it's all right. G |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Jean(eanjay) Date: 27 May 07 - 02:18 PM All the world would be one religion and All living things would cease to die both from the song I live not where I love. |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Severn Date: 27 May 07 - 02:20 PM The Titanic, but it sunk. |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Bernard Date: 27 May 07 - 02:37 PM Thought he was a terrorist... |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Songster Bob Date: 27 May 07 - 06:57 PM Be it murder or treason, oh, what a great crime, to drown poor Naomi, and leave her behind. Bob |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Bugsy Date: 27 May 07 - 07:34 PM There's nothing new 'cept what's been forgotten. Patrick Moraz "THe Story Of I" CHeers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Liz the Squeak Date: 27 May 07 - 08:26 PM I'll tell you the tale of the good ship 'Araldite', stuck fast in Plymouth Sound... LTS (For those too young or too American to remember, Araldite was the strongest glue before superglue appeared. You had two tubes, one of adhesive and one of catalyst - you had to mix the two on a tin lid or something, apply it and press the two bits together before it all set rock hard. Great for mending flowerpots, bit too much for sticking people to toilet seats) |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: kerryguy7 Date: 27 May 07 - 09:18 PM ...aah what a pity to see such a fine strap'in lad cutting turf 'round Tralee! From : The Kerry Recruit |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Beer Date: 27 May 07 - 09:50 PM When we first landed on the Moon I still remember singing to myself the great tune by Hank Williams "I'll Never Get Out of this World Alive". Beer (adrien) |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Bob Bolton Date: 27 May 07 - 10:10 PM G'day LTS, Speak no ill of Araldite ... the greek Goddess of sticky situations! Regard(les)s, Bob |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: JennyO Date: 27 May 07 - 10:31 PM "Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when I'm perfect in every way........" My ex-husband used to go round singing it - really! Quite turned me off it for a while, but I think it's funny now. |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: akenaton Date: 28 May 07 - 02:45 AM Great car to drive!!......after a war. |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: akenaton Date: 28 May 07 - 02:59 AM BTW Is "too American" a euphemism?...I see its becoming widely used by one liner freaks....Ake |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Mark H. Date: 28 May 07 - 03:19 AM Ray Davies: "I'm glad I'm a man, and so's Lola." |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Les in Chorlton Date: 28 May 07 - 04:08 AM If their is one thing I wold like to know it is - Where I am going to die - because if I did I wouldn't go there. Or maybe that's more than one line? Once upon a time their were 2 rabbits, look how many their are now? |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: GUEST,buspassed Date: 28 May 07 - 05:55 AM 'Yer can't educate pork! My Dad {Hull 1950's] |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: GUEST,banjoman Date: 28 May 07 - 06:16 AM If my aunty had balls she'd be my uncle origin unknown |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: nutty Date: 28 May 07 - 06:20 AM Whats the life of a man any more than a leaf |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 28 May 07 - 06:42 PM "Be it murder or treason, oh, what a great crime, to drown poor Naomi, and leave her behind." ... just as well she was in one piece and not bust up ... |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Georgiansilver Date: 28 May 07 - 06:47 PM "And he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him bare or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame" |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Dan Schatz Date: 28 May 07 - 07:40 PM "I guess I gotta keep on keepin' on...." - Len Chandler Dan Schatz |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Effsee Date: 28 May 07 - 08:24 PM "The Law? Hell, the good guys don't need them and the bad guys don't heed them"....Bruce "Utah" Phillips. |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: JohnInKansas Date: 28 May 07 - 11:18 PM TO BE IS TO DOSocrates TO DO IS TO BESartre DO BE DO BE DOSinatra John |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Maryrrf Date: 29 May 07 - 12:08 AM When they're sweeping up bits of the night that got broken , and washing the moon away - Robb Johnson |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: alanabit Date: 29 May 07 - 01:42 AM "I'm gonna kill you mama and make you dead..." (From blues songs) (I thought it was bad enough just getting kiled...) |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Les in Chorlton Date: 29 May 07 - 02:43 AM When all is said and done, more is usually said than done! |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: Splott Man Date: 29 May 07 - 02:52 AM I'm yoiur friend until you use me, then be sure I won't be there. The Great Valerio bt Richard Thompson |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: GUEST,Y_Not Date: 29 May 07 - 07:44 AM A sign in the main bar of a pub years ago read, "When there's nothing to say, there's always some fool who'll say it". |
Subject: RE: One Liner From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego Date: 29 May 07 - 05:21 PM From a besotted balladeer at one of our local joints: "Dear Mom: Having a wonderful time - wish I was here..." |
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