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Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin' Money (I'd Blow...

Mrrzy 21 Sep 07 - 09:17 AM
Peace 21 Sep 07 - 09:58 AM
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Subject: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin Money, I'd Blow...
From: Mrrzy
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 09:17 AM

If My Nose Was Runnin' Money, I'd Blow It All On You...
(contains the line if my nose was running money - but it's (s)not)
Very southern, hard for me to get the lyrics, can you help? All I found on the Internet was the video of the dude singing it, which is worth listening to as is his pre-ambling.


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Subject: Lyr Add: IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN' MONEY
From: Peace
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 09:58 AM

IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNING MONEY

Mike Snider

You say that I don't love you. You say my love is untrue.
Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd prove my love to you.
I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two.
If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you.

If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop.
If my nose was running money but honey it's snot.

If my nose was running money, Let me tell you what I'd do.
I'd buy you a John Deere tractor and we'd get rid of that old gray mule.
I'd carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes.
And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do.

If my nose was running money, We could have anything we please.
The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze.
Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green.

It's a booger of a problem that I got.
I wish my nose was running money but it's snot
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin Money, I'd Blow...
From: Peace
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 09:59 AM

It's on YOUTUBE.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin Money, I'd Blow...
From: Peace
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 10:22 AM

Sorry. You already saw the video. Je m'excuse.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin Money, I'd Blow...
From: Beer
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 10:47 AM

Maybe Mrrzy has heard it before but I hadn't. Thanks for a great laugh.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin Money, I'd Blow...
From: Peace
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 03:13 PM

Refresh


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin Money, I'd Blow...
From: Mrrzy
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 12:09 PM

Yes, it's a howl. I loved the list of other songs - that should exist, if they don't! My late ex used to warble How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away, but I thought he made it up...


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin Money, I'd Blow...
From: W y s i w y G !
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 12:55 PM

It's just like having Dick and Susan in my living room!

~S~


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin Money, I'd Blow...
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 04:57 PM

Aaron Wilber. Why haven't I heard about this guy before?

(I think I'm gonna be stealin' some of his stuff.)

Pretty similar to a very short song I heard back in the late 1950s:

"If I had a nose full of nickels,
I would sneeze them all ATCHOO!!"

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin Money, I'd Blow...
From: GUEST,Gene
Date: 24 Sep 07 - 02:19 AM

I believe that Mike Snider, of Gleason, Tennessee - and star of Nashville Now, HEE HAW & The Grand Ole Opry was the first to popularize that little ditty ... Mike is an accomplished musician on the Banjo, Fiddle and Mandolin...and leader of a Great String
Band...and is also a TEE-Riffic story teller....some of his other classics are listed below..

01.   CHICKEN NECKS AND WINGS
02.   WAITING ON ED MAHAN
03.   SATELLITE T.V. BLUES
04.   IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNING MONEY
05.   PUTTING ON THE DOG
06.   BORN TO SHOP
07.   SNUFF DIPPER
08.   DOMMINECKER CHICKEN
09.   NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
10.   THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin' Money, I'd Blow...
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 10:00 PM

Allmusic.com says IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN' MONEY was written by Michael Carr and Michael Hammond. Aaron Wilburn recorded it on his album "Southern Culture" (2003). Wilburn is the guy in the YouTube video.

KET (Kentucky Educational Television ) names the song as IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNING MONEY, I'D BLOW IT ALL ON YOU and attributes it to Mike Carr and Mike Hammond, otherwise known as Lardo and Burley Moron, The Moron Brothers.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If My Nose Was Runnin' Money, I'd Blow...
From: GUEST,djk
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 11:18 AM

i like that song and when do you'll think you all can come out here in kentucky to play for use


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