Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 12:07 PM

He Chocolate hand roars WILLIE. Tingles van Robert,

Chocolate hand, Willie, a roars which is stopped to the fair.
For defender fiddle his.
Purchase some others truths.
But leaving wigs his fiddle.
Its eye of the gleam of the crack of sauté.
And chocolate hand, Willie roars.
We are me welcome rest.

Willie, come sell to his fiddle., sell its fine of sae of fiddle!
Willie, come sell his fiddle.
And a wine buys of the point!
If I fiddle Miss Sale.
The chain me would think only crazy era.
For moony a day ranting.
Fiddle and I have had Miss.

Such as the cam of I hook Allan.
Kike Cannily of kike I the summer.
Chocolate hand, Willie roars.
Sit in placa-board in yon went.
In yon enter to worry about.
And between companies of the Girl Guides.
Chocolaty handout, Willie roars.
We are me welcome rest.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 11:24 AM

English-Russian-English

THE KNOWN SONG OF PIG (Chlarke the van Of ness, notes F Of yuenri Of klichkmann)

' Twas evening during October, I acknowledge to me not was sober,
I was carting domestic load with manly the pride,
hen my feet began to stutter and I fell in gutter,
and pig arrived upward and lay down by my side.
After this, 4 to treasure there in gutter and my heart was to all -.PORXAET,
to lady, passing by, made chance to say: "you can say man it boozes by company, it is which he selects,"
after this pig they obtained upward and slowly after you were taken a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
"you can say man it boozes by company, it is which he selects,"
after this pig they obtained upward and slowly after you were taken a walk away.

After this, I heard tenderly mooing, it it was as pigeon cooing
as domestic vozvrashchayushch cow stopped into its its stride,
and eyes they were large and tender; its expression sentimental,
in proportion to it made a curtsey of low- and sat downward by my side.
I saw its eyelids to flutter after this, and break was lowered in gutter,
the owner of cow it was loud she said in proportion to: "leave to volume brute this moment, Sonja, or your milk will roll up on ya,"
after this cow obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
"leave to volume brute this moment, Sonja, or your milk will roll up on ya,"
after this cow obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.


After this, the moon began to shine in that old gutter 4 vozleubezhal inside,
dumayushch of the weakness of chelovecheskya the society,
when dog sat downward near me, and I thought it it arrived to chide me,
to it tenderly licked stubble on my side.
In gutter, fixed to vozleubezhat', 4 beginnings "sweet Adeline- ING,"
thus far the dog raised upward on its head it was loud in order to pursue;
Its mistress said after this, "after it and, Fido that the disgusting person can hold in control you,"
after this dog obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
Its mistress said after this, "after it and, Fido that the disgusting person can hold in control you,"
after this dog obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

Downward clatter arrived from the street, and tenderly pitter-.pitter-patter,
in proportion to the pair of goats along gutter broke into a run;
And it seemed that Billy it knew me, because he rapidly drew to me,
until his husband munched on the empty sardine can.
Then again my IMP of ul's fluttered, and my heart was soft as oil;
To goat Nanny, unto its mating part, he said:
"william expensive, your social state not vklyuayet people such as that is,"
after this goat it obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
"william expensive, your social state not vklyuayet people such as that is,"
after this goat it obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

After this, 4 beginnings to inside mutter and I raised upward from gutter,
after this I despondently went about my lonely road;
I was tired, sick and busted; 4 it was actually sufficiently it opostylet,
and I was vowed to sign pledge which very day.
For each humble, lowly to creature, large lesson it can learn ya
as learned one thus far I in position gutter;
In the tavern, make not tarry, when you obtain everything, you is which can lay,
only take up your load and you slowly go for a walk away.

By jaunt away, it goes for a walk away,
for the "horrors" there will be awful the price,
it is which necessary to pay,
in the tavern, it makes not tarry, when you obtain everything, you is which can lay,
only take up your load and you slowly go for a walk away.

CODA
Now posledn I thought that I I will end my to drink. 4 to ides to leave from viskia, beer and grog,
because not it will be comfort, but only aggravation,
you cannot even find friendship with hog.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked+ Thesaurus!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 07:50 AM

Here Santa Claus comes.

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
Vixen and suddenly bombarded and completely it Ran.
' On the bugle pull out.
Kookily ring ', the children of peas '.
Everything is homosexual and vividly.
Hang her socks and reason Santa Claus say you your prayers '.
Who it comes this evening!

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
It has bags filled with the play goods.
For the boys and devout shook again.
Clampers the Jingle of those bells sleigh.
OH- beautiful Antiserum.
So hop into the bed and cover your head.
' Treason Santa Claus, who he comes this evening!

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
It does not worry itself, if you are them richly or plonks.
He loves you exactly this Santa Claus.
Whom he knows that we are by all set Gods.
The entire model T is correct.
Thus you fill your hearts with jeering Christmas.
'Treason Santa Claus, who it comes this evening!

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
It arrives completely around, if bell plays outside clips.
Which morning is Christmas again?
Peace on the mass arrives at all.
It we follow exactly the light.
Prevented so owing to Pliability to the lord above.
This Santa Claus comes this evening!

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 06:40 AM

I myself was a difficult time finding
Said my mother Mary.
Turning to the words of wisdom
Permission
And my time in the dark
She is standing before me,
Turning to the words of wisdom
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

And good people, broken
Living in the rest of the world's consent
There will be an answer
Permission
Yereuljiman parted in the whois inquiry
They still have the opportunity to see a murder case
There will be an answer
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
Yes, there will be the answer
Permission
It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

When night cloudy
Use light or I,
Tomorrow's brilliance
Permission
I woke up to The Sound of Music
Said my mother Mary.
Turning to the words of wisdom
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
There will be an answer
Permission
It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 06:19 AM

Beside finally dances for me. Apple, Shuman.

You can dance.
Each dance and person.
Who gives you the eye?
Let him take you to be tight.
You can smile.
Each smiles for she grasps your hand person.
' Neath pale moonlight.
But do not have to forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm and you comes in is.
So darlin ', beside finally dances for me, mmmm.

Oh, I knew (oh, I know).
Music fine.
Likely light sparkling wine.
Obtains your pleasure.
The wrong extension and hard cock oils makes.
Smiles and sings.
But works as we are alone.
Do not give you heart any person.
But do not have to forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm and you comes in is.
So darlin ', beside finally dances for me, the mmmm.

Baby, you knew I love you not so.
Cannot you feel it when we contact.
My will never, never lets you go.
I love your oh, extremely.
You can dance (you to be able to dance).
Goes to and the continuation. '
Goes until the night.
And is the time goes.
If he asked if you are all alone.
Can he adopt you?
You to have to tell him no family?
The ' cause did not forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm you and comes in is.
So, darlin ', beside finally dances for me.

---- Is helpful the interlude ----.'

Cause not to forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm you and goes in is.
So, darlin ', beside finally dances for me, outside mmmm.
Finally dances for me.
And the mummy excessive smoke.
Beside finally dances for me, hmmmm.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 04:01 AM

GUDDOTAIMUZU all in the past and I went

GUDDOTAIMUZU all in the past and I went
All good time o'er
GUDDOTAIMUZU all in the past and I went
Little darling not the place does not need

Let's pray to God I was born
The childhood death, or when
Your enemy is not sparkling blue engine
Lie on your language, or to hear

Turtle doves, who is, and is not showing
Pine and flew the pine
His genuine love of mourning
I also grieve for my country

It is not, please refer to the train who is
He said "at least one week
I belong to his true love,
Never again

Turtle Dove, who's See,
Flynn 'Pine, Pine,
It is true love of her grief,
I like mine a memorial.

A tree does not know "But pectin 'nose,
Under the blue sky,
I am fully aware, "sesame" I met you,
How can you love, love the five failures.

My true love of speaking,
That is something I would like to talk about her case,
This is a call to leave wasting 'time
Running 'and some other NOKI KORIMASHITA round.

I return to his true love back to
Stay with me,
Friends think about the world's attention to the lawyer
Actually I have a friend

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 03:52 AM

Van Incoherence Fishermen

When the disciples are obliged famous incoherence
I have my country to deploy Masters in seven years
It quickly got to know it and artificially hearing Yorkshire
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

I ambushed a convoy of development
'Twas then to spy a bird guard, so you have to be careful did
Now the struggle and wrestling who's, I jump to the other boy
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

As soon as his bodyguards four or five discovery
Taking 'weather - another measure, just because we live beaver arrest
Harry, we are alive and my child has been through direct advertising agencies
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

We are shoulder to the next floor of my house
Jesus is our neighbour's house, and sold it to the Crown
He sold our crown, my children and I did not tell you where
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

The success of respect from the men every mountain incoherence
All of the successful fishermen to sell Harry hopes-
Unfortunately sell their monastery, every Guard is not a bird,
Ah, 'this the season for my joy flashing during the night ..

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 12:36 PM

16 tons. M. Earl Travel is.


Certain people said a person is manufactured the out putty.
A pitiful person is manufactured out muscle ' the n blood...
Muscle and the blood and the skin and the bone.
Is the weak brains and is strong behind.

Chorale Society.

You load 16 tons and shady to obtain?
Other day older ' deeply in debt.
Disciple Peter douche tells the cause which I ' I is unable.
I owe my soul to company stoop '.

If yaw hears me to approach ' a yaw better withdrawal.
The lotto person is not ' the lotto person dies.
With steel fist each ' other steel.
If is correct you to Don ' the etch then left will.

I am born morning ' when the sun has not shone.
Reorganizes my shovel and I goes to the ore.
16-ton number nine coals which loads.
And straw boss said that, "is very good, blesses my soul!"

I am born morning in the under fine rain ' rain.
Fights ' and the trouble is my middle name.
I am trained pursued in the cane stem break by ' old ' mama.
Is not the high tone woman pushes I.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: s&r
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:57 AM

Abdul Abulbul Amir
The sons of prophet were hardy and bold,
and is sufficient unaccustomed in order to fear,
but tell the bravest of these was man,
4 named Abdul Of abulbul Amir.
This son of desert, in the aroused battle,
could spit 20 people on its spear.
Terrible creature, and sober and soused was Abdul Abulbul Amir.
When is necessary man in order to encourage van,
either to isvesti foe from the the zadego, or to the storm redoubt, they had only to shout for Abdul Abulbul Amir.
Will heroes in the abundance and people znannye to fame in the troops were conduct tsar;
But the bravest of these was man by name Ivan Skavinsky Skivar. It could imitate Irving, play Euchre and sklozhit' together and carry out on the Spanish guitar.
In actuality, sufficiently slivk of the command of muscovite was Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
Ladies, is which everything they fell in love its its, rivals were several; It could drink them all under advokatskya class.
As gallant or tank, there were no one, it was which necessary to erect in a number with Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
One day this boldest Russian did load his gun and did put on its truculent center of city sneer,
was which it it did go, where it did tread on the finger of leg Abdul Abulbul Amir
"young person" quoth Bulbul, "life did grow by such dull that you were anxious to finish your career? Vile infidel! Know, you tread on the finger of leg Abdul Abulbul Amir."
"so taking your last view on sunshine and brook sends your regrets to the tsar; by this I imply you to the ides to die, Mr. Ivan skavinsky Skivar."
Quoth Ivan, "my friend, your notes, at the end, avail you but a little, I is which I fear, for you ne'er will maintain in order to repeat their living, Ghana Abdul Of abulbul Of amir!"
After this, this bold mameluke drew it trusty chibouque with the cry "Allah Akbar!" And from the intention to complete murder, it ferociously went for Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
After this, they parried and thrust and they side-stepped cursed ' to their blood it would fill large tank.
Fellows philologist, who rarely crack jokes, they speak that hash it was first made on that spot.
They warred completely that nochu, ' neath pale yellow moon; Din, it was heard from afar; And large multitudes arrived; therefore was large fame Abdul and Ivan Skivar.
In proportion to knife Abdul's of dlinniy extracted life - in actuality, it it was shouting "Huzzah!" - - he felt it struck by the fact wily Kalmuck, counting Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
Sultan governed by in its krasno1-breasted fly,
expecting that victor cheered up; But he only drew nigh in order to hear the last sigh Abdul Abulbul Amir.
Tsar Petrovich, too, in his blue of spectacles went upward in its new uvenchivannom automobile.
He arrived exactly in the time to exchange by last line with Ivan Skavinsky Skivar. -.
zvuca4 splash from danube was loud the heard meadows o'er
Resounding afar; It arrived of the carbine of insert close to tail end Ivan Skavinsky Skovar.
There will be the lifts of the tomb upward where of the blue danube it passes;
It is engraved there in the natures clearly;
"stranger ampere-hour, passing, if you please prays for soul Abdul Abulbul Amir." Muscovite maiden it lone vigil holds,
"Neath the light of pale polar star;
And name it murmurs as oft in proportion to it cries will be Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

Stu

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:44 AM

Your fault Happy, you've done it now...

John Kane straw you do?

Are you with Keane, John straw coat so gay?
John Kane, Are you with the bark on brakes?
You need the crust away at the time, John Kane, Alan
His century, and said Horne with Sarah

When the first line, Was me, the sound of bullets in the town of Horn my bed
Call me, and said movement led of times
For all of the bark hollow will wake the dead
From his hideout in the morning or Fox

Voice death Twickenham you clear?
Her son, Ken, do you think peerless
You need to Ken with his last breath Fox
While they all died the morning of the curse?

Yes, I peeled Hemingway, Paul, John, Ruby also
Bellman and True, property Ranter
Drag from Chase, and Chasm's view,
Given Death in the morning

I am often followed by John peeled away and all
O'er the fence and gate and the Bar Association user Rasper
Benton scratch mere wound to the low-hole
For Division in the morning when we Brush

Then peeled my heart and soul: John
This year, fill, fill it Fullness Sultanate
We look forward to the next John straw throe fair or error throe
While the owner of the century, and we waked in the morning

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:36 AM

All of the natural appearance of the morning Magic Gay
I return to the streets of your brave boys horse
First and foremost is to treat Harry Fishing
Action is not a moment to spare

Chorus:
Shark fishing is fair in the morning, even dogs
The brave boy - fishing, rabbit

Century is a lively way to seize seems smooth
This word of caution musicals Mary hound dog
Beard found in the field under the lights during yon who is
Shark fishermen are now viewed cry mechanism, we are moving

Chorus

Now, along with hunting dogs before you see where to go eyes and ears
We are tired of the massive face
Oh, we are not in the trenches and boundary stakes
Our commitment to the world at the same time as a hound dog

Chorus

Glory and how to impose the death of voices together
This is a century and a chorus of cries of a hound dog
It's all good health and a long life, fishermen
Valentine's wife and the blessings occur whois

Chorus

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM

Folly, Bendigo

1. Finally, I get inside of a fall morning
We heard some of the aristocratic sport
Some of the duke of Wellington, the company's co-worker
But today at the early stages of the preview -KEMASU night.

Chorus:
It was stupid, Bendigo, lord - o
Travelers behind never got to see him.
HORUBURUKKUTA, working and girls Bonnie jover
They want him to find a Hound Dog.

2 - youth, in addition to being the first Fox
His trial began just
He is a straight path to the present report
He said 'Young super Takashi Takashi
He is the lowest long-term stay in the Young
I think that 'freedom to find a development there forever login.

3. Then, the old non-Fox,
Fast owner of a trial
He is a straight path to the current river
In addition, he jumped out from the Fox
However, his hunting dog if you have a surge after
Traveling to the straited his 0 won.

4 - to look over the valley
However, soon to come back
Fox and Hound Dog never fails
Today from 12 months,
To say that listening to the owner since
Following shark, I will forever be brave dog.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Nerd
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:19 AM

Are these translated into another language and then translated back using translation software? You can get some funny stuff that way too!

Like the following, using babelfish to go from English to Greek and back, which is actually remarkably understandable apart from the untranslatable words...

Existed three individuals
came out from the west,
their chances for in order to try
also these three individuals
made a serious oath
John Barleycorn to die
They've that orgw'cike should,
they've sparme'nos,
they've this threw in the clods above in his head
and these three individuals made a serious oath
John Barleycorn was deads

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:07 AM

Writes down me. On copper family.

Writes down me, above ye strength.
The first creation loves person.
I eat the diamond in mine eye.
All I am joyful and comfortably lay.
All I am joyful and comfortably lay.

I will give you the gold, I will give you the pearl.
If you can imagine me, my girl.
I will be putting on rich expensive long gown.
If you can imagine me, I dear.
If you can imagine me, I dear.

This will not be your gold I entices.
Stops the pleasure is the wife.
For me did not mean or does not care for the basis.
Is in any young people's telephone...

Then is your way, you despise ¹ó¸¾ÈË.
Because you had proven the vacation, I will prove same.
Is not nice to me, but I discovered.
Certain other fair maids to my brains...

Oh, stop over, the young people, are not in on are hasty.
You will be afraid your time to waste as if.
Let the reason rule your mobile brains.
And your I proved the type...

So church they extremely next day go.
And has married by the request, was similar to me to hear the word.
So ¼´È» the girl she is his wife.
She proved he is comfortable day and night...

That now he troublesome and was sorrowful will be the past.
He was joyful and has comfortably come finally.
That girl always said nay to him.
She proved he is comfortable at night and the day..

Subject: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 10:42 AM

Alarm of hunter.

40 things long year for us as that person egg ten:00 bedspreads.
Long it becomes the Cumberland assistant.
And two 40 years is the gruel l thing in cry of distress.
The car will grow on former of reputation of his certificate.
The broadcloth of scarlet will be wrong and it did not decorate.
Eye white buckskin.
The grey of usual Skidded was his clothing.
And he hazard a day, the show which is not wore hazard it.

Singing together.

The alarm of the hunter is silent now.
Compared to at bank above Ellen.
Compared to above will we listen to the echo which it is wild?
The sound o'erCaldews which is clear roaring which is dark.

When the darkness is stimulated her very frame in our surroundings.
And non-by us who are rolled home it hits and it bids.
Our children will talk, "the father talks to us.
It is noble and wise and cyan the some talk peels."
And we them of the Renter and will talk to the king.
Up lid it sprouts and it takes kick it takes and kick sound difficulty.
As it peels the fox with in the circumference of them.
This Carrack of too much melody.
And with view it will be wrong from smell and it drove.

From some time Bathwater in Skidded.
With Isle, Bewailed and Whitefield.
We ran fast the madman together.
Following tracks cyan the shell.
And us also the map to hunt in different one thing it did not know and it won but.
When the hand of the flag us the fruit it will produce bidding old age until.
We only that s step rats and will think in the sibling.
And cyan the shell tracking think the thing.