Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red

Subject: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red
From:
Date: 13 May 99 - 03:15 PM

I am looking fore the text of a song that goes like this: It's a lady in green she's a walking sex machine

it's a lady in red .......

it's a lady in brown ..... if someone could mail it to me i would be tankfull

Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 05:35 AM

i know that the lady in red makes her livin in a bed
and pink likes it in the sink
brown likes it upiside down

Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red
From: Charley Noble
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 08:50 AM

There's a whole set of verses to this ditty, which I ran into as a college student in the early 1960's. We called the song "The Lady Mechanic" and it was not an appeal for affirmative action in any progressive sense. This is the way our verses ran:

Anon.
Collected at Bowdoin College in the early 1960's

The Lady Mechanic

G
I know a lady dressed in black,
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She makes her living on her back –
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She's a lady me-chanic,
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She's a lady me-chanic,
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She's a lady mechanic and I love her any-how.

I know a lady dressed in red,
She makes her living going from bed to bed –
She's a registered nurse…

I know a lady dressed in green,
She makes her living pounding meat lean –
She's a lady butcher…

I know a lady dressed in brown,
She makes her living going up and down –
She's an elevator operator…

I know a lady lives on a hill,
Every night she gets her fill –
She's a blueberry picker…

Some additional verses were posted here by Steve from Mudcat (Schantieman):

I know a lady dressed in red
Makes her living lying on a bed
She's a mattress tester.
She's a mattress tester and I love that girl of mine.

I know a lady dressed in white
Makes her living working at night
She's a night nurse.
She's a night nurse and I love that girl of mine.

I know a lady wears no gown
Makes her living riding up and down
She's an elevator operator.
She's an elevator operator and I love that girl of mine.

I know a lady goes so far -
Makes her living lying in a car
She's an auto mechanic
She's an auto mechanic and I love that girl of mine.

I know a lady dressed in black
Makes her living lying on her back
She's a whore!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Apr 08 - 08:09 AM

I'll take the red one

Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 11 - 12:06 PM

makes a living in the bed and pink is old lady in pink made my little fingers stink

Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Sep 11 - 08:03 AM

theres a lady in red she makes her living on her bed
theres a lady in red she makes her living on her bed
singing whooo ooo ho ho singing sex is good for you

theres a lady in black makes her living on her back

theres a lady in glitter and she takes it up ther shitter

there a lady in purple shes got piss flaps like a turtle

there a lady in green and she will lick your member clean

theres a lady in lace and she will sit right on your face

theres a lady in blue and she will come all over you

Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red
From: GUEST,Brohirrim
Date: 05 Apr 12 - 11:30 AM

This is the version I know, a repeat-after-me drinking chant:

I knew a Lady in Red, (x2)        
And I fucked her 'till she bled! (x2)                                
I knew a Lady in Red, (x2)                        
And I fucked her 'till she bled! (x2)                         

Chorus:                
Singing Ooooooh-dee-oh (x2)                         
Singing Oh-dee-fuckin'-oh! (x2)                         
Woah-oh! (x2)                         
Woah-oh! (x2)                         
Singing Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh... (x2)                          


Beyond the first verse, there are never any fixed verses, with the song continuing on for however long people are able to come up with new rhymes. It's never the same thing twice, and everytime we sing it I still see guys come up with new verses I've never heard before.


Common Verses:

I knew a Lady in Pink,
and she takes it in the stink!
...

I knew a Lady in Green,
and I fucked her in the spleen!
...

I knew a Lady in Plaid,
and I fucked her with her dad!
...

etc, etc.

Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red
From: and e
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 12:33 PM

She’s a lady in red
She likes to do it in the bed
Sing naa-na-na-naa
sing naa-na-na-na-naa

She’s a lady in blue
She likes to do it with two
Sing…

She’s a lady in brown
She likes to do it up-side down
Sing…

She’s a lady in yellow
She likes to do it with your fellow
Sing…

She’s a lady pink
She makes your finger stink
Sing…

She’s a lady in black
She likes to take it from the back
Sing…

She’s a lady in a jacket
She likes to do it with a faggot
Sing…

She’s a lady in green
She’s a hell of a sex machine
Sing…

She’s a lady from Bahamas
She likes to do it with the bananas

Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red
From: and e
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 12:34 PM

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