Knockholt 2009 dates

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Medway Police (Flying Squad)
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 10:55 AM

It has come to our attention that a certain MCAvity Chicken is implicated in the case and is, at present, a fugitive from justice. We have issued an arrest warrant, and would like anyone with information to come forward.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Animal(And Birdlife) Liberation Front
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 10:37 AM

It is high time that Ginger was freed. Here is where you can sign to get her out of jail. Do this or we'll send the monkeys in.


Free The Chicken

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Sooty Chicken
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 10:22 AM

Hello Friends of Ginger. In antisipashon ov you reading this fred.
I am in safe house, but poor Ginger is on Death Row. Please help to save her by visiting the BS sectyon.. "Free The Upper Stoke ONe."

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 03:43 PM

Good you folk will be there,?" Saturday night Ride On is great.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 01:15 PM

Thanks Pete, but if my arthritis let me sleep in a tent, we would still own one.

Fair Maid and Fisheye - many thanks. We will be there.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 02:23 PM

"Hi Folk .VT I have a Indian wig wam you can borrow?
Or is it a Tee Pee"?
"ArrrrrrrrrrAh ,Head Spinner I will have to get back to you? "Im Two Tense"?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fair maiden of nottingham
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 07:26 AM

V T and the silent one Fisheye and I formally invite you to sleep in Jess ( our little caravan) on the Saturday night of Knockholt that way you cam enjoy the event in full. All you will need to bring with you is sleeping bags and pillows along with   folding chairs and drink for   around the campfire. Look forward to seeing you all at Sweeps hopefully toe will be a lot better by then


fmon

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 09 - 03:53 PM

I wil be there early Wednesday Morning or maybe Tuesday night and have a night with the locals down the tally Ho. It was great last year.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 11 Apr 09 - 02:07 PM

We will probably be joining John at Knockholt on Wednesday. Need to get a tow bar put on the new car first though.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: The Barden of England
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 04:54 PM

Weary Traveller - this site might help. It's last year's but the venue is the same, the set up probably the same, just the date has changed:-

http://www.freewebs.com/knockholt/

John Barden

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 01:38 PM

Hi Weary Traveller.
Knockholt is about 14 miles from Sevenoaks and about 10 miles from Biggin Hill and the campsite is about 5miles from Knockholt station
The heart of Kent.
Battle of Britain Country.

Tally Ho 12 oclock. !!Here come , those Bloody Fokkers Again. Send em packing Lads.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Weary Traveller
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 10:56 AM

where is Knockholt?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 04:26 PM

All that up there is Spike Milligan poems.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 06:09 PM

What's with the fixation for birds and cows ? You'll make the sheep jealous !

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 07:42 PM

Time for bed . Said Zebedee?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 07:37 PM

If you know who it is finish this one?

On the Ning Nang Nong,
All the Cows go Bong.
And the Monkeys.Jibber Jabber Jew.

On the Nong ning Nang,
All the Mice go ClING.
And you never can catch them when they do.

" So Remember Its a?




Ohhhhhhhhh " What a noisy plce to be Is a?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 07:22 PM

Here,is a clue.

A tern is a Bird.

!! Said Baby Tern,to Mother Tern,
"Can I have a brother?

Said mother Tern, to baby Tern,
One good tern deserves Another?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 07:06 PM

Do you know who wrote this Verse?
   
   There once was a soldier called Ed Sir.
   Who when wanted was always in Bed Sir.

"At five past One
They heard a bang from a Gun?
And Ed Sir In Bed Sir Was Dead Sir..? Thats a classic who Is it?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 08:51 PM

Abs, GF? Where?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 08:10 AM

Even I worked that one out, though lots of the abbs
r
me

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 07:50 PM

Of course, Thanks? .W. A. P.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 07:38 PM

As Far As I Know

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 06:00 PM

All these folkie terms of thrases are starting to become clear now.
Well with the exception of (AFAIK) What does that stand for ?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 05:38 PM

Ok Clear on that Richard.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 05:32 PM

No, Gundulfs are not doing anything official at Knockers (AFAIK).

The Gundulfs there will need to go to another place on Sat and will then come back for Sat nite.

Clear?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 05:20 PM

Yeah,Yipeeee this thread has come to life again its been in a state of dormancy since Febuaury.

This year I am going to bring me remote controlled Spitfire with me to Knockholt, for safety I will take it into a ajoining field to fly it for if it hits anything it tends to damage the propellor? Which is rather costly to replace.
Its one of those you can take up and when you want to bring it down you cut the engine and it glides down.

Its great Gundulfs gonna start proceedings off on the Saturday night,without doubt Knockholt is getting bigger every year,I,ll be there very early Wednesday morning and Polish Bird is joining me on Thursday.
Hoepfully Polish Bird will be there on time this year last September she was late and got lost and I missed the Thursday night dinner cause I set opff to look for her which peeved me because I had contributed £12.00 of Chicken breast towards the dinner and by the time I found her and we got back to the Marquee everything had been eaten and cleared away. All I got that night was Trenchfoot?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: The Barden of England
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 04:34 PM

Looks like we'll be there from early - maybe wednesday for the June one. Sod it - why not!!! Unemployed, pissed off, but still got 2 homes (one with wheels on) ;-)

John Barden

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 03:20 PM

Yeeeah!

Gundulfs have a paid stand on the Sat, but are only contractually obliged to sing until 8, and will hit the fireside by 9 (and as a result may be awake until after 12)!!

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 03:17 PM

refresh

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,pete the hat
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 08:14 PM

Try saying that fast Pissed.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete The hat
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 08:12 PM

I have just thought of a great name for a Folk Band?
FIDDLERS & PLUCKERS ?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 05:34 PM

Woodsie, That the stuff I squirted it in me grand dads face, Took his belt to me but I flu.
Me sister got me to do it,

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,pEte the hat
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 05:30 PM

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 05:10 PM

Crazy Foam

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 05:00 PM

Crazy Foam.
I remember that, It came in a gas filled canister tube with a squirter on top?
The stuff was water based and when it hit you it expanded 7 fold. 1967/68. had some crazy face on the tube,

i thought i was the only one who remembered Crazy foam.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 08:43 AM

Fill the waders with crazy foam?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 07:49 AM

They will be wearing rubber masks next, has for eye shadow,well I like the Egyptian look,but if there wearing Gas masks defeats the whole thing.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: dilligafxx
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 07:03 AM

Considering the weather over the last few Knockholts should they not be in rubber ? a provacativly cut wet suit and thigh high waders?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 06:50 AM

I think, Pete you are inciting excitement... remember the average age of Knockholt campers. Meanwhile, what colour eye shadow?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 20 Feb 09 - 09:08 PM

The Knockholt Sheep should be all sheered and then we can put blonde wigs on them and Red Lipstick.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Kev The Clogs
Date: 19 Feb 09 - 05:12 AM

Bah or clothed - bah of course!!

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 19 Feb 09 - 04:48 AM

It looks like the sap is rising in all of us awaiting the Knockholt
camp.
I will require some input regarding this film. Do we need the sheep naked or clothed....(if clothed I will have to go and pre-shoot some) I saw a few northern sheep, with some really nice woolly clothes on, then from my personal collection I retrieved some naked.
Now my opinion would be biased so I do require your input.

Fisheye

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Penny elsewhere
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 07:45 AM

"I could search the whole world over until my life is through, but I know I'll never find another ewe..."

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 07:41 AM

We have the sheep as "extras" of course, and the best lens for "depth of field". As long as it's not depth in sheepshit of course! I think there should be a casting couch where RB could audition each ewe to find a promising ewlet.

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 04:00 PM

Yes Sue I did say it but rather "Sheepishly,

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 06:02 PM

Too late Pete ewe said it now

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 05:47 PM

Er Hmmm well I didnt mean that the way it sounded, I ment with the fields and Sheep , In Er, Yes thats it a sceanic sense?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 05:42 PM

On the other hand it may make some look Better?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 05:41 PM

It will be bloody strange whatever lense its shot in?

Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 04:26 PM

yes indeed give all you lovely ladies a nice shaped.                  Fisheye