amusing country & western song titles

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: GUEST,HiLo
Date: 16 Oct 15 - 09:19 AM

"He's A Go Getter, When His wife Gets off work He goes and Gets Her."
"I.m Itchin For My Baby But I don't know Where To Scratch."

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: PHJim
Date: 17 Oct 15 - 02:24 AM

A correction to a previous couple of posts: Although Johnny Cash and others did sing "I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart", it's not Johnny's song. It's Cowboy Jack Clement's song.

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 17 Oct 15 - 06:32 PM

I'm pretty sure this one (the whole thing!) is
the title:

I got tears in my ears, from lyin' on my back, in my bed, when
I cry over you.

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Hagman
Date: 17 Oct 15 - 07:23 PM

"She's acting single, I'm drinking doubles" - Gary Stewart.

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: GUEST,Larry the Radio Guy
Date: 17 Oct 15 - 08:32 PM

My favourite is "If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me".

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Acorn4
Date: 18 Oct 15 - 04:13 AM

For me the prize goes to Pam Tillis:-

"They Call me Cleopatra, 'cos I'm the Queen of De-Nile"

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 18 Oct 15 - 03:12 PM

Buster the line dancing dawg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ODJzvmu9U

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Jason Xion Wang
Date: 19 Oct 15 - 11:50 AM

Come Back to Us Barbara Lewis Hare Krishna Beauregard
If You Think You've Reached the Bottom Just Look Down
Leave a Lot of Happy Tracks as You Walk Along Life's Road
How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around
Take These Words, Cover Them With Chocolates, Make Them Nice and Sweet; Those are the Words I'm Gonna Have to Eat
What's Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Jason Xion Wang
Date: 19 Oct 15 - 11:57 AM

I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With Any Ugly Woman but I Woke Up With a Few

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 19 Oct 15 - 12:58 PM

If my heart had a window, could you see through my pain?