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Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:55 PM bbc: I'll certainly accept your kind offer and velma will go almost anywhere for free cheap jub wine so I'm sure she'll tag along. What's this about getting back to work? Schools out, isn't it? Back to jewelry making? DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: LEJ Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:58 PM Neil, I spoke to Kesey about all the room that his bus is taking up in the parking lot, and he said as soon as the jello-wrestling is over he'll park it on the astral plane where it won't be in anybody's way and Baba Ram Dass can give it a nice wash and wax job. But now we go to Ring Announcer Peter T. Ladies and Gentleman we present today's Feature Event. Ten Rounds for the Women's Tag Team Lime Jello Championship! LlllllllllETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!! LEJ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Angus McSweeney Date: 27 Jul 99 - 01:03 PM Oh my. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 02:05 PM No, Doug, just back to passin' out drinks in the tavern. Boy, nobody's reputation is safe, anymore! Here's poor Velma, just trying to have a quiet drink w/ her husband & he says she'll go anywhere for free drinks! Velma, you;d better speak up for yourself! BTW, did anyone mention that Duane hit me first *and* more times?! Speaking of working--Hey, boss! Did I mention that I need time off this weekend, to take care of the folks at Bill's party? Hope that's ok. Sounds like we have a lot coming to visit & some to stay. What's that joke--How do you know when you've had folkies visiting? They're still here! :) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 27 Jul 99 - 05:41 PM Barb, Velma would probably whack me upside the head if she knew I said that. From now on I'll be good. DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 05:55 PM Only be as good as you want to, Doug, but do remember--I have your (& Velma's, I assume!) email address! (smiling affectionately)! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Big Mick Date: 27 Jul 99 - 10:49 PM Man, a fella gets a little busy..........Hey, Leej or bbc, What's a fella got to do to get a proper of Uncle Arthur's finest?............Sorry, I'm a little cranky today. Damn day job is getting in the way of my music and my 'Cattin. I come back to find DougR is a complete gentleman and I feel like a heel for coming on like a bull moose in heat (tx bbc), Obi Wan Offer has appropriated my special name for the object of my cyber desire (T>H>E F>AI>R O>NE), speaking of whom, T>H>E F>AI>R O>NE is inviting fellas to rub her with oils and go skinny dipping in jello. Oh woe is me, I am going to quit singing Irish and go to the blues. Wait.................Irish is the blues..............Leej, give me a double shot of John Jameson's very finest, please. One day I am the Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites....the next day nobody knows my name. Anybody got a Guild 12 string layin around??????? Big Mick, wallowing in self pity |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:06 PM Obviously, Big Mick, we're going to have to devise some new initiation rites to welcome you back to your postition as keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites. Come over here, Big Boy -- Kat, Alice and I have a few ideas. >;-] WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:15 PM Hey, Mick, we remember you; we even *like* you! Doug had no hard feelings. In fact, he's been looking for you. He wants to compare notes on charming the ladies! Here's your drink, honey. Stop wallowing & relax. Where's that hug you promised me? That's better! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: katlaughing Date: 28 Jul 99 - 12:38 AM "Meowrrrr" she purred, flexing her claws.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alice Date: 28 Jul 99 - 01:57 AM Hey, who called my name? I'm not here. Victorian ladies do not frequent taverns. (but thanks for thinking of me) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 28 Jul 99 - 02:15 AM Hey Harpy, you and me as a tag team ..... I like it!!. We'll win with this combination. Hey Mick quit whinging and get your gear off.. no one said this was single sex wrestling....... let's get the boys in here too... it's a big enough pool... OK with you Harpy? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Peter T. Date: 28 Jul 99 - 08:58 AM How come some people leave for a day and everyone descends into Irish politics, and other people (er, me) leave for a day, and everyone is into baby oil Jello wrestling? There is some deep unfairness going on here. Bartender, another beer with a Johnson & Johnson's chaser. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 28 Jul 99 - 09:10 AM Mornin', Peter! Yeah, life's like that. Care for some coffee & doughnuts w/ your beer (served before 11 am)? Hey, I think I see someone gesturing at you from the jello pool! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:21 AM Here's today's order of jello, banana this time, I see. You sure get through a lot, what do you do with it, wrestle in it? Ha Ha! Oh, and there's an order here for several gallons of whipped cream, what shall I do with that? What's that? Mr Catspaw, that's not nice, just doin' my job! A drink on the house? Apology accepted, thanks,a small curse of Roussos will do nicely, and a few olives if you have them. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:58 AM Yeah, look I'm sorry, just try not to bring up anything about marshmallow creme.......like I'm still doin' therapy. ya' know? Well Peter, what can I tell you.........You and Mick also missed out on gettin' nekkid and listening to Rick's show.......sorrowfully, I couldn't help but notice that most of the participants were male.....and a more depressing and digusting looking lot, I've NEVER seen!!!! Plus we couldn't get the show over the net!!! Now the Great El Swanno did show in fishnets and half a gorilla suit, but that can't keep you going long, especially when he has gas. Personally, I'm going to be gone all weekend and I wholly expect to see a far better and more musical site when I return..............and by the way, the problem with receiving Rick's show was Joe's fault as you've probably noticed on the "Get Nekkid" thread. Well grab a drink and see what the day brings......and Zim, take that creme and shove it up yo........oh sorry, already said that didn't I? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:47 AM Morning bbc, Spaw, R the Zim, we'd better have a close look at the jello delivery. I've heard that unscrupulous wholesalers are repackaging nut and vegetable jello moulds in plain fruit contaniners. Zim, you could have been had, and I hate to think what could happen if someone slid into a celery/walnut clot during the afternoon match. What's the world come to when you can't trust jello? May I have a little something to make my coffee more interesting? E.S. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 28 Jul 99 - 01:21 PM Mornin', Dave! Anything you like! That's the wonderful thing about a cyber-menu; we have anything you want (within loose bounds of propriety--see Leeg for the other stuff!)! A little whipped cream on the top? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 28 Jul 99 - 03:55 PM No thanks, maybe a blob of jello, though. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 28 Jul 99 - 06:40 PM Big Mick: Thanks for the kind words. I like to think my momma raised me right, and that I turned out to be a gentleman. Just remember, it takes one to know one. I'd wondered where you had wandered off to, and missed exchanging pleasantries with you! DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 28 Jul 99 - 09:03 PM I'm sorry. I simply cannot wrestle in banana Jello. That color is not on my chart and it looks simply ghastly on me. I'll take something in a nice raspberry or cherry. C'mon, women,let's speak up for the really important things in life -- color, color, color! And, of course, texture. WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 28 Jul 99 - 09:14 PM Yeah I'd rather have red too.... matches my hair..... now what I'd really like to know is "where are the opponents?" Harpgirl and I are ready.... bring on the other team....
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:07 PM Yer' on. I just need a pardner. WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MAG (inactive) Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:39 PM brandy HD Aleander -- I'll just go make it up (brandy, HD coffee icecream, creme de cacao) I'll make myself a shakerful as long as they're virtual -- caffein, sugar, and a double alcohol whammy -- come to think of it, I'll make that Tia Maria. I haven't got a body I'd want to show off by plastering it with jello; how 'bout a round of "Those were the days." MA |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Big Mick Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:50 PM Alright ladies you asked for it. Harpy, meet Sir Arthur the knosher. Yep.........he loves eating jello.........and the things he does with the beard......well..........better stop there. He will be wading in to take on the Harpy. If he starts singing "Da Night Before Larry Wuz Stretched" you may want to consider throwing in the towel. And I, Mudcat Mick, will be taking on THE FEARLESS FEARSOME FICKLE FECUNDIOUS FAIR ALISON in what may very well be the wrestling match of the century. You will not want to miss this one, pholks. But more importantly, I do not want to miss this one. In fact, I have been having cyber dreams about it all my life. Rick..............no, wait, on second thought.......Rib, will you hold my beloved Guild 12 string...........Rick.............no, wait, on second thought..............bbc, will you hold my Seagull........Rick,.....no wait, Leej, will you hold my penny whistles............Rick......no wait, Banjer will you hold my bodhran because you are used to protecting instruments that people want to break.............What???...........OK, Rick, you can hold my capos...........why?????.......because I know you have never seen one before..............Barkeep, give me what very well may be my last Guinness..........Awwwllllllrightie.............off with the clothes..............Ahhhhhhhh........it feels good to be shed of that tutu and those damn brass bra cups........C'mon Art, let's go get 'em........ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Cap't Bob Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:11 PM Just a pine float with a lime twist....on the rocks. Mick I'd be glad to hold that Guild 12 string of yours...if I don't have to watch the goings on...or officiate...or anything like that.... Cap't Bob
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Big Mick Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:31 PM Rib.............let loose of that Guild 12, my buddy Cap't Bob is here. Now Robert and I met last weekend and I can assure you that we have to sit on opposite sides of the building to keep the damn thing from tipping. we are two very big men. And the aul Cap'n can play the shit out of that thing............and sing as good as you want. The Guild is in safe hands with him............Wait,.....Bob...........come back here, you big ape.............where the hell you going with my 12............What???????????????...........I don't want your damned Yamaha 12............What FAIR ONE??????...........Oh yeah, I would look a little silly running down the street nekkid covered in jello.......but he's got my Guild..........Huh?????..........Oh yeah, you're right........I can just swipe Rick's..... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:58 PM G'day, I think the fellas might win this one. And if we're good the girls might win too............
Cheers, |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:03 AM Yo Mick....about ready for a tiple aintcha'??? You need to swipe BiB's Guild 'cause Rick's got a Tak........But he was using the Grit ya' know..now there'd be somethin' worth swipin'!!! And say, I got a helluva' chance to get in on the ground floor as the U.S. Distributor for teh "Implosive Pedro Guitar Corp." out of Texjawatchie, Mexico........wanna' get in on the action? Rick says their 12 makes one tremendous sound...........just one but it's tremendous......... Leej, bring me a Jack so I can think about how the money's gonna' roll in. Hey Bob, El Swanno, you too....got a few extra bucks? Banj is investing and Leej is trying to get the bank to give him a second...MAG, I think the Northwest could be yours....... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:04 AM Oh, boy, Mick! You're *back*!!! I was trying to figure out if I was being flattered or insulted. Was that an instrument or a dirty bird I was being asked to hold? I had to avert my eyes during the "contest." I may be a barmaid, but I am still a lady. My, that banana jello does give you an interesting aroma! Hope there are no monkeys loose tonight! Uh oh, where's catspaw? BTW, who won? Art, are you ok? Come on over here & catch your breath! Need a drink? I think I do. Just picturing what I did see is enough to give me the willies (calling catspaw!). Time to go home for the night. Bye all! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:10 AM No one has won yet he didn't stay long enough. Get back in this pool. Here goes....... (alison lauches herself through the air.... banana jelly flying in all directions and tries to grab Mick....... any commentators out theres?........) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:21 AM Watch carefully ladies and gentlemen, Alison has just launched the unorthodox but highly effective flying possum in which she'll throw herself headlong at Big Mick, rotate in the air, and play dead at his feet.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:23 AM None who'd want to interrupt Big Mick's fun! Commentary, schmommentary. Look at that big fella, all covered with banana jello and Fair Alison! WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:26 AM Leej, Slide me a big ol' Anejo and a lime, please. "Implosive Pedro" catspaw ? Oh hell, you're faded. Can't be any worse than the time I got in on the ground floor of franchised charm schools in women's prisons. Yeah, sign me up. But do I have to wear the serape and paste on moustache over my own ? E.S. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:31 AM Uh Leej, bbc??? You uh, might like, you know, er,uh......well, like maybe keep a bucket of water handy!?!?!?! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:40 AM big Mick falls for alison's playing dead at his feet and tries to pin her to the bottom of the pool. at the last moment alison does a beautiful possum roll Mick lands in the jello, people at the bar put up umbrellas,... banana jello flying every where. alison climbs onto Micks back and starts shoving jello in his hears......... (are there rules to this.... falls? submissions?.. do we care?) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:50 AM I, personally, always care about submissions. But I think Jello in the ear is completely above board. It's that playing possum bit I worry about. You KNOW what some of these people do with possums. WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 29 Jul 99 - 01:02 AM Wow, that Alison is not only fecundious, she's absolutely intimidizing. Poor Mick. (Union organizers don't make a lot of bucks, in my experience). Hey, Mick--you're supposed to be wrestling, not just lyin' there takin' it. Who ever booked this match, anyway? Ya had to know that Mick would take a flop and let Alison pin him. Okay, Joe, here's your twenty bucks. I was dumb enought to bet on the big mick. --seed |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:06 AM Jeez, when I went to graduate school I never thought I'd end up delivering bulk jello. Here's today's consignment: cranberry! This woman came by the office with a colour chart- fazed the boss, never had no-one choose it by colour before. Guaranteed nut-free, he says. Well I'll have a quick one I.D.? Well I've got my out-patient's card for the Neil Young Center (I've been practicing my American spelling- two countries divided by a common langauge). No, I was never a vet, [Paul Simon impression "I never served"]that's chocolate jello on my hand. Senior citizen's discount? Not yet, but soon! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MMario Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:02 AM Hey there Rog tZ! Heck, when *I* went to graduate school I never dreamed I'd end up a professional pillow fighter; but sometimes you just get the lucky breaks in life.... Canberry jello, no nuts? Well, that must mean it's ladies night in the wrestling pit! *ducks* I'll have a Cranberry and Vodka, thanks.... MMario |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Cap't Bob Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:30 AM Mick....I'll be right back with your 12 string...Safe keeping, ya know,...you wouldn't want to get it all messed up now would you.. Here Catspaw you can hold my Yamaha 12...you or Allen can use it to stir the pool once in a while....won't hurt in none...it's used to that type of thing. If you get a chance you guys and gals can try the old Yamaha....mighty good for building up callouses, or you can use it for a shield if too much of that MIX gets to flying around... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:54 AM G'day, Alison's possum roll has to be seen to be believed.... Mick, you never stood a chance mate.
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:03 AM Now cut that out....... don't you think his size is a big enough advantage without you telling him my moves as well??????? ****grin****
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:47 AM I heard that my college-aged kids had done "Jello shots," which is Jello with Vodka in it. I think this would be most appropriate for the next round. "wrestle, gulp, wrestle, gulp, wreshthle, gallop, whrrrrrrr....." ww |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 29 Jul 99 - 11:35 AM Hold up folks, special delivery of Dr Bronner's soap, guaranteed to get jello off anything, even a paddling pool. Get out, Mick while the pool boy does his work: would you like a Guiness with a large Irish chaser? I'll have a 3-star Greek with an umbrella in it! We could sing "Beautiful Teamsters" together while we wait. [see Educator thread for details!] |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:25 PM Oh, no, you guys are still at it?!!! bbc here, reporting from behind the bar, under an umbrella. alison thought she had him, but Big Mick was merely using her own tactic against her (He was playing possum, catching his breath under the jello, & enjoying the ambiance.). He is attempting the possum roll himself now! Folks, you've got to see this to believe it! Will he succeed in pinning her? She can be pretty evasive, smeared w/ that gelatinous glop! Stay tuned! catspaw, was that water for you or the wrestlers? Just checking. Roger, thanks for the Dr. Bronner's. We'll dedinitely need it to get the cranberry stains off! Let's take a time-out, so Cap't Bob can give the pool a little stir. That Yamaha sure comes in handy! I'm going in the back, to mix up some jello shots for the after-party. Yell when something happens! It ain't over till it's over! bbc, out. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Liam's Brother Date: 29 Jul 99 - 03:26 PM What time does the session start and, oh yes, is it elite?
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Fadac Date: 29 Jul 99 - 03:49 PM Sessions: Mud apprication: 7X24 Drinking: 7X24 Jello wrestling: 7X20 (have to clean it out sometime) Jello shooters 7X4 (What to do whith the used Jello. Songs: 7X48
Time to break out the Concertina, Sleeeeerp !!PLUG!! Gack!!! ???? Platooie!!! Ok, who put the grape in my Jello shooter? -Fadac |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MAG (inactive) Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:00 PM Northwest could be mine, Spaw? Northwest corner of the Tavern? of the pit? I'm lost ... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: harpgirl Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:28 PM ...and Harpgirl tags Alison and lunges for Fadac's middle...she gets half and twirls him down with a great squishing noise!! she jumps on top of him and mashes lime jello in his ears, she chortles....his concertina flies up in the air and knocks Mick unconscious...Lady Leglock and The Fair One are declared the undisputed winners....!!!!!! bow bow scrape scrape scrape!!! |
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