BS: It ain't folk if ?

Subject: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 07:48 AM

There is no spittin involved in the performance !

The song was written in any month with an "R" in it !

If the venue serves latte

If ?

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 07:49 AM

If no horses sing

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 07:52 AM

If 'olddude' decides to swamp this forum with yet more inane questions and tedious shit...

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 07:54 AM

If it ain't got forty seven verses

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 07:55 AM

Correct ED ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 08:01 AM

The performer has his original teeth

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 08:07 AM

We done gone and done this one mate!

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 08:18 AM

Ok, I stand humbly corrected, it was done already. I will take my ball and glove and walk home ... Thanks Foolestroupe !!

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 08:27 AM

There ain't an Aaran sweater in sight.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 08:36 AM

The performer isn't wearing a beard.

Especially if it's a woman.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 08:37 AM

What many others see as insanity I scratch my head and I wonder what happened to mudcat's humor. I used to come here and laugh my face off, now with the exception of Spaw we got politics and religion. Now sitting around like an old man complaining about life ain't something I intend to do as I get older. Nice to see that many others don't want that either. But in life there is choices, you can laugh and figure stuff is going to happen, or you can go down the black hole of bitter. Sadly I see too many people becoming old and bitter ... No way to go through the remaining years I think ... bitchin about politics and other people's belief's.   For me, far more fun listening to Spaw go off. If anyone has a just cause for being bitter, he could with all that happened to him. Yet he laughs, calls me on the phone and I laugh .. sad to not see more of it here.

Kat can you close the thread since we did it before

Thanks

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Zen
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 08:50 AM

Mr Bridge says it isn't.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 08:53 AM

...anyone under 30 gives a damn.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 10:04 AM

I always love it when Art Thieme or Kendall throws out their one liner. They get me chucklin for days ... Live has exactly been warm and fuzzy for either of those two. A good example for me to follow as stuff keeps happening to me.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 04:28 PM

It ain't folk if it ain't been sung before, nohow.

You may quote me.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 04:34 PM

If it got a drum machine?

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 05:28 PM

What I meant to type (fingers don't work) Is Art and Kendall, Life hasn't exactly been warm and fuzzy for those guys ... but they still get me laughing for days ... pretty cool way to go through life I think

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: gnu
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 06:03 PM

Don't fret over that bullshit Dan... folk em if they can't take a joke.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: paula t
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 06:36 PM

There's no real ale!

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: ragdall
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 06:56 PM

Dan,
Today is today, what happened yesterday is forgotten. We needs to do it over and over again until we gets it right. It's not the destination, it's the journey that matters.

Folk 'em again, honey!

rags

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: A Wandering Minstrel
Date: 16 Nov 10 - 07:55 AM

you sing the chorus in the same time signature as the verses

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Parsy
Date: 16 Nov 10 - 08:26 AM

If I have to wear a stupid dress.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Van
Date: 16 Nov 10 - 03:20 PM

No one has a pewter tankard and no one has a finger in their ear. (Or perhaps both)ears that is.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 07:36 AM

Ya can't do a rollie on the spot.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 10:44 AM

It ain't folk if can't throw in a "Yee-HAH!" every so often.

EG:

"She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes Yee-HAH!"
"...Mither make my bed early for I fain would lay down Yee-HAH!"
"...All in my desperation I stabbed him in the breast Yee-HAH!"

but not

"Ah! je ris de me voir
si belle en ce miroir,
Ah! je ris de me voir
si belle en ce miroir,
Est-ce toi, Marguerite,
est-ce toi? Yee-HAH!"

or

"La donna è mobile
qual piuma al vento
muta d'accento
e di pensiero Yee-HAH!"

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 11:33 AM

It ain't folk, if it ain't sung by folks!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: lefthanded guitar
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 05:34 PM

It's ALL folk.

Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 10:20 PM

..if the instrument costs more than your house.