Country Humour

Subject: Country Humour
From: Bev Lawton
Date: 06 Sep 99 - 06:38 AM

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I thought you colonials might like this !

Bev Lawton.

Medical Student A medical student specializing in pathology truly wanted to excel in his applied studies. Without fail, everyday he would visit the school's path lab following his classes, to do extra work.

One evening he uncovered a cadaver only to notice a cork plugging its rectum. Curious, he removed the cork, only to hear, "On the road again, I just can't wait to get on the road again..." Startled, he replaced the cork.

Curiosity soon got the best of him and he once again removed the cork. Again, he heard the same song, "On the road again, I just can't wait to get on the road again..."

This was just too much, he could stand it no more. He replaced the cork, covered the cadaver and raced upstairs to his professor's office.

    He persuaded the man to accompany him back to the lab. Once there, the student again uncovered the cadaver and displayed the corked rectum. The professor looked puzzled. When the student removed the cork, the same song emanated, "On the road again, I just..."

Obviously suprised, the professor decided to phone the music department, since this was clearly out of his league.

The Choral Conductor made a quick appearance and once again, when the student popped the cork, the relentless tune, "On the road again, I just..." came forth.

The conductor looked bored and began to walk away. The student was aghast at this casual response. He said to the conductor, "Don't you find this amazing?"

The conductor replied, "Not really, most any asshole can sing country."

Subject: RE: Country Humour
From: paddymac
Date: 06 Sep 99 - 07:29 AM

Bev - This one's been around awhile and is still going through the "adaptation phase" where it is "fitted" to a variety of different songs/scapegoat groups. Your version has a new twist (well, at least one I've not heard before)by involving two "experts". My personal favorite is the version wherein the music from the nether throat is "God Save The Queen".

Subject: RE: Country Humour
From: kendall morse (don't use)
Date: 06 Sep 99 - 08:17 AM

Two horse thieves were about to be hanged. Standing on the scaffold, the first was asked.. "Any last requests?" he replied "Yes, play Achey Breakey Heart on the stereo for me." second was asked "Any last request?" he said "Yes, if you are going to do that, HANG ME FIRST."

Subject: RE: Country Humour
From: Art Thieme
Date: 06 Sep 99 - 10:35 AM

Bruce Utah Phillips told it as if he was working a night shift in a mortuary & they brought a body in with cotton stuffed in it's rear. Same thing happened to him. He called his boss & woke him out of a sound sleep & said, "You've gotta get down here. Strange stuff is going on." The boss walked in a half hour later all dissheveled with one shoe on and half asleep. He listened as the cotton was removed. Then he angily yelled, "You didn't get me down here at 3:00 A.M. just to hear some asshole sing "Moon River", did you?"

Art