Subject: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:15 PM Hit seventeen when you play against the dealer. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,999 Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:16 PM Be named Ruby and take your love to town. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: frogprince Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:19 PM Take your guns to town |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: katlaughing Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:23 PM Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: giles earle Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:23 PM Play with the gypsies in the wood. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Micca Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:30 PM Look over your left shoulder while crossing London Bridge!! ( Mind you, even if you don't and look both ways you'll probably be run over by a Taxi) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Paul Burke Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:55 PM Let a soldier boy an inch above your knee |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: fat B****rd Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:08 PM GO out with college boys when you're on a spree. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Jim Dixon Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:15 PM Count your money while you're sittin' at the table. Let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Let your deal go down. Mess with Mister In-Between. Think twice. (It's all right.) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Jim Dixon Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:30 PM Be cruel to a heart that's true. Drop it in the soup. Fence me in. Forget the union label. Go 'round tonight when there's a bad moon on the rise. Leave your records in the sun. Push your granny off the bus. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Acorn4 Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:31 PM Cry for me,Argentina. Look Back in Anger. Jump off the Roof,Dad. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MGM·Lion Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:38 PM Lie in the long grass or ston' agin the wa' For if ye dae ye can safely say yer thimngumajig's awa! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,mg Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:40 PM Better not pout better not cry |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,Paul Slade Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:50 PM Go Mash My Digger So Deep Wipe Your Face With Your Shirt Go Home With Your Hard-On Explain Start Me Talking Get Around Much Anymore You Want Me, Baby? You Ever Wash That Thing? Let him waste your time You Wanna Man Like Me? Let The Record Label Take You Out To Lunch Smoke In Bed Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes Think I'm Santa Claus You Rock Me Daddy-O Worry 'Bout The Government Get Around Much Anymore Let's Be Beastly To The Germans Sleep in the Subway Mess Up A Good Thing Believe The Hype Let Me Be Misunderstood Let Me Down Stop The Music Believe A Word Let It Bring You Down You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got Out of Hand |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Jim Dixon Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:52 PM Eat fruitcake (because it has rum). Let your braces dangle. Come home as shickered as you can be. Wed an old man. Play the wild rover. Let your chances like sunbeams pass you by. Mention Aunt Clara. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Don Firth Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:54 PM Cast me off discourteously. Mess around with Lord Arlen's wife. Although about not sitting under the apple tree, I dunno about that. It worked out fairly well for Sir Isaac Newton.* Don Firth *Invented the fig, as I understand. . . . |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,mg Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:57 PM Don't go midnight rambling or you'll break the laws of man Don't go acourting by one two or three |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,mg Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:59 PM Don't ever let your heart be placed at the top of any tree |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,mg Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:03 PM Oh never leave me oh don't deceive me Don't stop thinking about tomorrow |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,mg Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:06 PM go out in the woods today go down in the pit today father |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: jeffp Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:17 PM Don't let any man steal your thyme. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:17 PM Don't put it in your mouth (and similar advice from Uncle Bonsai) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: giles earle Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:32 PM Put your daughter on the stage |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Joe_F Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:33 PM Hang your affections on a green growing tree. Scab for the bosses or listen to their lies. Throw a lighted lamp at mother. Wait to spread your light afar. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MGM·Lion Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:36 PM When you're young, wed an old man. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Acorn4 Date: 15 Dec 11 - 05:30 PM Be cruel. Leave me this Way. Throw Your Love Away |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Paul Burke Date: 15 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM Trust him, gentle lady, though his voice be low and sweet. Say never again again. Mind the bollocks. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Paul Burke Date: 15 Dec 11 - 06:06 PM oops, wrong button.. Walk alone. Find another you. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 15 Dec 11 - 06:21 PM Put your crab fish in the chamber pot. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: CET Date: 15 Dec 11 - 06:53 PM Let your bollocks dangle in the dust. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Tootler Date: 15 Dec 11 - 07:30 PM Be parted |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Melissa Date: 15 Dec 11 - 07:45 PM give me a goose for Christmas, grandma go topless, mother go in the lion's cage, mother send in the clowns (they always bring me down) bring me down make me go to bed |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Melissa Date: 15 Dec 11 - 07:46 PM leave your records in the sun |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Geoff the Duck Date: 16 Dec 11 - 03:33 AM Never let her slip away (but don't put her slip on - you'll get funny looks...) Quack! GtD. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Darowyn Date: 16 Dec 11 - 03:51 AM Go courting Mary Jane of Ilkley Moor without a hat on. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Long Firm Freddie Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:11 AM Don't sleep in the subway, darling Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't have any more Mrs Moore And never introduce yer doner to a pal... |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,Don Wise Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:16 AM Go for an interview on the first day of July |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Geoff the Duck Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:19 AM "never introduce yer doner to a pal... " - Is that about a Kebab? Quack! GtD. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Banjo-Flower Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:20 AM Never smile at a crocodile No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile Don't be taken in by his welcome grin He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin Never smile at a crocodile Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile You may very well be well bred Lots ot etiquette in your head But there's always some special case, time or place To forget etiquette For instance: Never smile at a crocodile No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile Don't be taken in by his welcome grin He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin Never smile at a crocodile Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile Gerry |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: doc.tom Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:24 AM sit on my Jimmy Shands |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,999 Date: 16 Dec 11 - 05:45 AM Leave your cake out in the rain. (OK, it was implied, not stated.) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: fat B****rd Date: 16 Dec 11 - 06:28 AM Let the sun catch you crying. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,Dani Date: 16 Dec 11 - 06:45 AM tug on Superman's cape spit into the wind pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger mess around with Jim Dani |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,AlanG at work Date: 16 Dec 11 - 06:56 AM Never let your dingle dangle in the dust. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Owen Woodson Date: 16 Dec 11 - 07:30 AM Run off with an outlandish knight Run off with a Scots prisoner Run off with a demon lover Run off with Lord Bateman (unless he owns half Northumberland) Leave it too late before telling Bonny Faraday you're his bloody sister. Take advice from an auld, auld carle (If you're looking for someone to sail your ship tae Norrawa') Cart the farmer's curst wife off to hell Be caught in bed with Lord Barnard's missus |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Jim Dixon Date: 16 Dec 11 - 08:59 AM Lean your back against an oak, thinking it will be a trusty tree. Hang your baby's cradle from a bough in a treetop, so the wind will rock it. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Alaska Mike Date: 16 Dec 11 - 10:32 AM leave your chewing gum on the bed post overnight |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Genie Date: 16 Dec 11 - 10:51 AM come home a-drinkin' with lovin' on your mind |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do in song From: Genie Date: 16 Dec 11 - 10:54 AM Bogart that joint Go near the water Bury me on the lone prairie Cry out loud Misbehave |
Subject: Things never to do in song From: Genie Date: 16 Dec 11 - 11:08 AM Feel my leg Shove yer granny off a bus Let the sun go down on me Make a pretty woman your wife Roller skate in a buffalo herd Fall in love with a dreamer |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Joe Nicholson Date: 16 Dec 11 - 11:10 AM Go down the mine Daddy Joe N |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Genie Date: 16 Dec 11 - 11:23 AM bring Lulu do that to the poor puss cat talk about me when I'm gone |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: David C. Carter Date: 16 Dec 11 - 11:24 AM Don't Cry Sister Cry Don't Go To Strangers David |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: David C. Carter Date: 16 Dec 11 - 11:50 AM Don't You Take It Too Bad |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Arkie Date: 16 Dec 11 - 12:12 PM come home a drinkin' with lovin' on your mind let go touch me there stop care care if the sun don't shine |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Genie Date: 16 Dec 11 - 02:09 PM I never will marry Never Trust A Blonde Headed Woman Don't stop till you get enough stop thinking about tomorrow Don't get drunk this Christmas (Daddy) I just won't sing any Dylan Don't Knock (You just walk on in) don't (have to) call me "darlin'," darlin' Don't be afraid of the dark |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: ClaireBear Date: 16 Dec 11 - 02:23 PM sleep with strangers anymore |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Ged Fox Date: 16 Dec 11 - 05:32 PM Eat eels with your girlfriend |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Ged Fox Date: 16 Dec 11 - 05:33 PM Go to Lord Thomas's wedding |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,Larry Saidman Date: 16 Dec 11 - 06:35 PM Bite a married woman on the thigh (Shel Silverstein) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Big Al Whittle Date: 16 Dec 11 - 06:52 PM piss on the audience ....unless you can justify it as central to the artistic aims of the performance. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: ClaireBear Date: 16 Dec 11 - 07:10 PM worry; be happy! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 16 Dec 11 - 08:46 PM ...spend your money while you're young, my boys, you'll need it when you're old. ...tell the young banker, "Nay, nay." ...walk away, Rene! ...join the Campanero, if you see that name a-runnin' fore and aft. ...turn round for the soap from the rack. ...spend all your tin in the shanty drinking gin. ...be like that. (boop-boop-a-doop) ...swat a fly; he may have some favorite fly... ...let the stars get in your eyes if you've got water on the brain. ...come up to Montana to spend your money free. ...tell a single soul what I'm going to say. And especially, you should never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never ever tell a lie! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Big Al Whittle Date: 16 Dec 11 - 10:43 PM sounds good what's in Montana? |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: gnomad Date: 17 Dec 11 - 12:04 AM Swallow a fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow, or horse. Disable me. Go out tonight, dear Father. Cry for me, Argentina. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 17 Dec 11 - 12:20 AM What's in Montana? According to the song "I am a Texas Cowboy", scrawny cattle, greenhorn guides, long, cold winters that give you pneumonia, strongly alkaline water, scant meals, and pay that doesn't leave you any beer money, among other hardships. And in my slaphappy state I goofed: it's not "Don't walk away, Rene" but "Just walk away." Mea maxima dolta. |
Subject: RE: Things you will never do, in song From: Genie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 12:26 AM Things you will never do, in song: -die, if you're an old soldier -know just how much I love you -see no unicorn Things I'm never gonna do, in song: - fall in love again (at least until tomorrow) - marry - give you up, let you go - say "Never again" again - know much about history (etc.) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 17 Dec 11 - 02:45 AM ...see how punching cows is done (instead, shoot yourself with a butcher knife) ...marry ten pretty girls (you can't) ...ask a mother to shorten the baby's name. ...stick your head through a wee little window. ...sell your beauty for an old man's gold. (chirp, chirp) ...help that bear! ...haul on the rope or climb up the mast ...hit your grandma with a shovel ...eat an albatross or knife your loving kin ...mention Aunt Clara |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,BobL Date: 17 Dec 11 - 04:42 AM Touch me, O Sir Jasper / Father Christmas |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Ged Fox Date: 17 Dec 11 - 05:35 AM Enter never, shun forever, the house with the picture hung over the door. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mo the caller Date: 17 Dec 11 - 05:58 AM Tread on my blue suede shoes Push your granny off a bus |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Acorn4 Date: 17 Dec 11 - 06:02 AM Spend your life in sin and misery, At the House of the Rising Sun. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Deskjet Date: 17 Dec 11 - 06:04 AM Think twice, it's all right. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do, in song From: Genie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 08:19 AM I thought Renee was SUPPOSED to just walk away, Codger. But Malvina says you should never argue with a bee! Also, don't use no green or rotten wood for your copper kettle fire - they'll git you by the smoke! And, of course, never tell your kids NOT to put beans in their ears (or put raspberry jam all over the cat, etc.). |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: saulgoldie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 09:25 AM Don't know if I missed this while scanning the previous posts, but... Never bet seventeen when you play against the dealer. Never leave your woman alone when your friends are out to steal her. This is a great thread! Saul |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: saulgoldie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 10:05 AM Oh, DUH! It was the first post. Saul |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mavis Enderby Date: 17 Dec 11 - 10:11 AM ...mind people grinnin' in your face |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Genie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 10:29 AM Don't (do not): -play B-17 -sing love songs (you'll wake my mother) -say "Don't" (Elvis) -hasten to bid me adieu -be a naughty baby, come to Papa, do (Gershwin) And, from the new Mudcat CD: "This Is Us: Stone": - become a Morris dancer (if you're a daddy) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: ClaireBear Date: 17 Dec 11 - 12:24 PM ...coil up the rope ...climb up the mast (and if you see a sailing ship, it might be your last) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Jim Dixon Date: 17 Dec 11 - 12:36 PM Shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Name your son Sue. Call my name out your window when I'm leavin'. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Tootler Date: 17 Dec 11 - 01:50 PM Be called by St. Peter unless your soul has cleared its debts. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: fat B****rd Date: 17 Dec 11 - 03:47 PM Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: fat B****rd Date: 17 Dec 11 - 03:50 PM Sit Down 'Cos I've Moved Your Chair Stand So Close To Me Rain On My Parade |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 17 Dec 11 - 05:41 PM ...marry my wife's sister, or she'll plague you all of your life. or for that matter, ...ever get married, for all sorrow lies there. ...feel down-hearted in hail, rain or snow, nor to shrink when the stormy winds do blow. ...agree upon that we should all go out a-shooting. ...use that F-word with your mother. ...fill a glass for me, comrades. ...eat the captain's biscuit, if you're a handsome cabin boy. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 17 Dec 11 - 05:49 PM Don't forbid me to hold you tight |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 17 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM Stop on the way for a half pint of porter |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Date: 17 Dec 11 - 08:40 PM Get a donkey. (Because it will constantly want water, get at someone's daughter, do no work, and break the bords of its stall.) Let anyone named Matilda near your pillowcase. Marry a pretty woman if you want to be happy and live a king's life Be named Melda and bite man's finger (this is mento- but, let me go Melda Marcy, you biting my finger). More coming up as soon as I can think |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Date: 17 Dec 11 - 08:41 PM *boards* and *a*. (why isn't there an Edit button?) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Date: 17 Dec 11 - 08:43 PM Tell a woman a secret Question anybody's business ("Nobody's business but me own".) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Micca Date: 17 Dec 11 - 09:33 PM Whine (ask Kendall) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Janie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 10:46 PM ...go with me....agree with me, no matter what I say. Murder me. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 18 Dec 11 - 12:14 AM Let your Donah go upon the stage. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: HuwG Date: 18 Dec 11 - 12:35 AM Hit your mother with a shovel (it leaves a dull impression on her mind) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: foggers Date: 18 Dec 11 - 08:41 AM ...get married, girls! (It's very badly paid....) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 18 Dec 11 - 04:04 PM You must never, never ever You must never, never ever You must never ever step upon his tail. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Genie Date: 19 Dec 11 - 01:15 AM Ah, yes, Codger, I'd forgotten that you should NOT use that F-word with your mother! Also, Don't throw bouquets at me, Don't laugh at my jokes so much, etc., etc. (People will say we're in love) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:33 AM Mess with Mr |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Acorn4 Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:45 AM (Baby) Don't say "Don't". |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:47 AM Go to Donkey City. Tie your donkey down there. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:55 AM Do that to the poor pussycat!! 'undrud!! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,HughM Date: 19 Dec 11 - 07:50 AM ...let us be beastly to the Germans |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,pitheris Date: 19 Dec 11 - 08:23 AM talk about me when I'm gone swat a fly harm a flea stop a bee if he is going anywhere. . . touch my tomato let the sun catch you cryin Don't you cry for me pout cry |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Phil Edwards Date: 19 Dec 11 - 09:20 AM A friend of mine said that the moral of The Outlandish Knight was "Never turn your back on a woman". A female friend suggested that "Don't be a serial killer" would be more to the point! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:37 PM Mr. Happy: But your 'undrud was a repeat--does that count? |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST Date: 19 Dec 11 - 06:08 PM say a mumblin' word |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST Date: 19 Dec 11 - 06:10 PM dance Josie |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 20 Dec 11 - 08:47 AM Blame it on the boogy |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Owen Woodson Date: 20 Dec 11 - 11:52 AM Steal sixteen of the King's fat dear. Sell same in Bohenny Listen to your mother's advice and marry the Brown Girl Ignore your mother's advice, plus omens and porents, and go off to see your ain true Maggie, after being warned about deep holes in Clyde's water. Try and cross the Clyde when the water's too rough. Challenge Johnny Morrissey to a boxing match. Not if you're a Russian sailor at any rate. Leave your cabin boy to drown when hje's got an auger in his hand and her's just sunk the Turkish revelry. Try to prove you're better than the steam drill. Refuse to tell the fause Argyle where your dowry's hidden. He'll find it anyway |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:28 PM dont go down to the quarry. Don't go down to the quarry in the middle of the night You'll never come back, you'll never be right We lost Maggie there just last spring And Big Ben Johnson, he couldn't do a thing Big Ben Johnson made a bet with Mad Man Mike That he could cross the quarry in the middle of the night He got there, 'bout halfway across When he started sinking down in the red clay moss. Nearby standin' on the tracks where the trains used to come Was Mad Man Mike, beatin' on his drum Laughin' out loud, eyes rollin' in his head Standin' on the tracks in the Lucifer's stead With a long red cape and fire in his eyes He lifted up his hands to the midnight skies And the thunder start to roll and the lightenin' flashed wild And Big Ben Johnson start a cryin' like a child. Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Down, down, down, down Then the earth gave a shudder, the quarry start to split Screamin' down went Johnson into the fiery pit With a laugh that shivered the center of the bone Mad Man Mike just standin' there alone He's callin' all the people, to take their turn And fall into the pit and eternally burn Down, down, don't go down Down, down, down, down Lucifer's caught on the railraod track He's howlin' at the moon 'cause he can't come back And in the evenin' while we're sittin' there in front of the fire We laugh at old Lucifer before we retire Don't go down to the quarry in the middle of the night You'll never come back, you'll never be right We lost Maggie there just last spring And Big Ben Johnson, he couldn't do a thing Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Down, down, down, down |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:34 PM dont let your deal go down. dont dilly dally on the way. dont do it. dont go down the mine dad |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:48 PM dont sing love songs you will wake my mother. dont sing no sad songs for me dont sing aloha when i go. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:54 PM dont shoot the piano player. daddy dont play your concertina when you drive |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 01:00 PM dont. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 21 Dec 11 - 10:18 AM "Da don't ron ron"!! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 21 Dec 11 - 10:19 AM "Don't wa diddy diddy don't diddy don't" |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 22 Dec 11 - 08:07 AM Sorry! "Walk backwards into Christmas" |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 22 Dec 11 - 11:35 AM (Must be because of all the glass ornaments on the tree.) |
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