Things you should never do - in song

Subject: Things you should never do - in song
From: Bert
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:15 PM

Hit seventeen when you play against the dealer.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,999
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:16 PM

Be named Ruby and take your love to town.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:19 PM

Take your guns to town

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:23 PM

Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me!

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: giles earle
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:23 PM

Play with the gypsies in the wood.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Micca
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:30 PM

Look over your left shoulder while crossing London Bridge!! ( Mind you, even if you don't and look both ways you'll probably be run over by a Taxi)

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 02:55 PM

Let a soldier boy an inch above your knee

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:08 PM

GO out with college boys when you're on a spree.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:15 PM

Count your money while you're sittin' at the table.
Let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Let your deal go down.
Mess with Mister In-Between.
Think twice. (It's all right.)

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:30 PM

Be cruel to a heart that's true.
Drop it in the soup.
Fence me in.
Forget the union label.
Go 'round tonight when there's a bad moon on the rise.
Leave your records in the sun.
Push your granny off the bus.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Acorn4
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:31 PM

Cry for me,Argentina.
Look Back in Anger.
Jump off the Roof,Dad.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:38 PM

Lie in the long grass or ston' agin the wa'

For if ye dae ye can safely say yer thimngumajig's awa!

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:40 PM

Better not pout better not cry

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,Paul Slade
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:50 PM

Go
Mash My Digger So Deep
Wipe Your Face With Your Shirt
Go Home With Your Hard-On
Explain
Start Me Talking
Get Around Much Anymore
You Want Me, Baby?
You Ever Wash That Thing?
Let him waste your time
You Wanna Man Like Me?
Let The Record Label Take You Out To Lunch
Smoke In Bed
Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes
Think I'm Santa Claus
You Rock Me Daddy-O
Worry 'Bout The Government
Get Around Much Anymore
Let's Be Beastly To The Germans
Sleep in the Subway
Mess Up A Good Thing
Believe The Hype
Let Me Be Misunderstood
Let Me Down
Stop The Music
Believe A Word
Let It Bring You Down
You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got Out of Hand

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:52 PM

Eat fruitcake (because it has rum).
Let your braces dangle.
Come home as shickered as you can be.
Wed an old man.
Play the wild rover.
Let your chances like sunbeams pass you by.
Mention Aunt Clara.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:54 PM

Cast me off discourteously.

Mess around with Lord Arlen's wife.

Although about not sitting under the apple tree, I dunno about that. It worked out fairly well for Sir Isaac Newton.*

Don Firth

*Invented the fig, as I understand. . . .

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:57 PM

Don't go midnight rambling or you'll break the laws of man

Don't go acourting by one two or three

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 03:59 PM

Don't ever let your heart be placed at the top of any tree

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:03 PM

Oh never leave me oh don't deceive me

Don't stop thinking about tomorrow

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:06 PM

go out in the woods today

go down in the pit today father

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: jeffp
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:17 PM

Don't let any man steal your thyme.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Artful Codger
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:17 PM

Don't put it in your mouth (and similar advice from Uncle Bonsai)

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: giles earle
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:32 PM

Put your daughter on the stage

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Joe_F
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:33 PM

Hang your affections on a green growing tree.
Scab for the bosses or listen to their lies.
Throw a lighted lamp at mother.
Wait to spread your light afar.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 04:36 PM

When you're young, wed an old man.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Acorn4
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 05:30 PM

Be cruel.
Leave me this Way.
Throw Your Love Away

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM

Trust him, gentle lady, though his voice be low and sweet.
Say never again again.
Mind the bollocks.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 06:06 PM

oops, wrong button..

Walk alone.
Find another you.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Bert
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 06:21 PM

Put your crab fish in the chamber pot.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: CET
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 06:53 PM

Let your bollocks dangle in the dust.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Tootler
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 07:30 PM

Be parted

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Melissa
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 07:45 PM

give me a goose for Christmas, grandma
go topless, mother
go in the lion's cage, mother
send in the clowns (they always bring me down)


bring me down
make me go to bed

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Melissa
Date: 15 Dec 11 - 07:46 PM

leave your records in the sun

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 03:33 AM

Never let her slip away (but don't put her slip on - you'll get funny looks...)
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Darowyn
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 03:51 AM

Go courting Mary Jane of Ilkley Moor without a hat on.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Long Firm Freddie
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:11 AM

Don't sleep in the subway, darling

Don't blame it on the sunshine

Don't have any more Mrs Moore

And never introduce yer doner to a pal...

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,Don Wise
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:16 AM

Go for an interview on the first day of July

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:19 AM

"never introduce yer doner to a pal... " - Is that about a Kebab?
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:20 AM

Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots ot etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance:
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile

Gerry

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: doc.tom
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 04:24 AM

sit on my Jimmy Shands

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,999
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 05:45 AM

Leave your cake out in the rain.

(OK, it was implied, not stated.)

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 06:28 AM

Let the sun catch you crying.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 06:45 AM

tug on Superman's cape
spit into the wind
pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
mess around with Jim

Dani

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: GUEST,AlanG at work
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 06:56 AM

Never let your dingle dangle in the dust.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Owen Woodson
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 07:30 AM

Run off with an outlandish knight
Run off with a Scots prisoner
Run off with a demon lover
Run off with Lord Bateman (unless he owns half Northumberland)
Leave it too late before telling Bonny Faraday you're his bloody sister.
Take advice from an auld, auld carle (If you're looking for someone to sail your ship tae Norrawa')
Cart the farmer's curst wife off to hell
Be caught in bed with Lord Barnard's missus

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 08:59 AM

Lean your back against an oak, thinking it will be a trusty tree.

Hang your baby's cradle from a bough in a treetop, so the wind will rock it.

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 10:32 AM

leave your chewing gum on the bed post overnight

Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song
From: Genie
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 10:51 AM

come home a-drinkin' with lovin' on your mind

Subject: RE: Things you should never do in song
From: Genie
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 10:54 AM

Bogart that joint



Go near the water



Bury me on the lone prairie


Cry out loud


Misbehave

Subject: Things never to do in song
From: Genie
Date: 16 Dec 11 - 11:08 AM

Feel my leg


Shove yer granny off a bus


Let the sun go down on me


Make a pretty woman your wife


Roller skate in a buffalo herd


Fall in love with a dreamer