Banjo Recovered After 5 Years

Subject: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 11 May 12 - 01:25 AM

BANJO

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Ernest
Date: 11 May 12 - 01:46 AM

Ha - you can`t get rid of a banjo!

But it appears that the police is hoping for a second chance - why else would they report the value and an almost complete address where to find it....

Maybe the policewomen is living in the same neighborhood and the owner wasn`t a good player?????

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: foggers
Date: 11 May 12 - 04:07 AM

Has anyone considered the possibility that the owner broke into the alleged thief's home and PUT the banjo there....?

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Will Fly
Date: 11 May 12 - 04:09 AM

Just shows you how hard it is to dispose of a stolen banjo...

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Will Fly
Date: 11 May 12 - 04:15 AM

Foggers - good to hear that one again - LOL!

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 11 May 12 - 12:37 PM

Left the banjo and stole a bohran I suppose. :-}

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Wesley S
Date: 11 May 12 - 12:58 PM

I figure the thief was a non-player that stole the banjo so he could get some piece and quiet.

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Don Firth
Date: 11 May 12 - 01:25 PM

A youngster from the back hills of Tennessee was spotted by the teacher in the small community's one room schoolhouse as being extraordinarily brilliant and gave him a lot of extra attention. Eventually, when he graduated from high school, she saw to it that he was given a battery of tests, and as a result, he received a scholarship from a very up-scale Ivy League university.

In his first letter to his teacher, he expressed his gratitude for her care and attention and all she had done for him. And he told her how well he was doing. In describing the school, he said that he was living in the on-campus residence halls, and went on to say that "My room is small, but quite comfortable. The only problem is that the neighbors on either side of me are very noisy. One is always yelling and shouting and the other keeps pounding on the wall.

"Other than that, my only problem is that I am very homesick. But I try to alleviate that by playing my banjo a lot."

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 May 12 - 01:32 PM

LOLOL

Good one, Don.

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 May 12 - 02:45 PM

So the police admit they "cracked the case." I hope they compensated the banjo owner or at least bought him a new one.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:19 PM

You guys crack me up! I am interested to find out the sentences for the thefts.

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:30 PM

gnu-

The guy's gonna be strung up of course!

Feed me another line...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Gurney
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:53 PM

It is very remiss of you lot to take the mickey out of banjos and their owners! Shame on you!




As if they didn't have enough problems!

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 May 12 - 05:03 PM

Gurney-

You're so right!

Owning a banjo involves "headaches" enough without adding public ridicule.

Cheerily,
Charley 5-String Noble

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Don Firth
Date: 11 May 12 - 09:25 PM

"The guy's gonna be strung up of course!"

You really pegged that one, Charley!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 11 May 12 - 11:08 PM

Why would anyone steal a banjo?

Kidding, of course. It's late, and my sense of humor at this hour . . . .

Truth is, I like banjos.

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Tootler
Date: 11 May 12 - 11:33 PM

I have decided to stop taking the mickey out of banjo players...































I have taken up the ukulele

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Gurney
Date: 12 May 12 - 03:11 AM

Never mind, Tootler. Nobody's perfect.

One great advantage of the ukelele is that you CAN stick it up your jumper.

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 12 May 12 - 04:17 AM

He was sentenced to five years playing the bagpipes.

RtS

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Ernest
Date: 12 May 12 - 08:59 AM

Tootler, did you consider a banjo-ukulele?

Subject: RE: Banjo Recovered After 5 Years
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 May 12 - 09:12 AM

"Why would anyone steal a banjo?"

That's one way to get a "head" in life.

I really don't know why people "pick" on banjo players. It should, logically, be the other way around.

Cheerily,
Charley Ignoble