Subject: Metrication challenge From: Marje Date: 30 Jul 12 - 01:53 PM Here's a light-hearted challenge for anyone with nothing better to do. Now that metrication is, if not standard, pretty widespread on the eastern side of the Atlantic, it's time some old songs were brought up to date. Irish songs could even include reference to euros, but the UK will have to make to do with decimalisation. I'll suggest a few lines or titles: Never let a sailor boy 2.5 centimetres above your knee. I'm 804 kilometres from my home. Keep your hand on your half-pee (not the exact amount, I know, but the nearest available coin of the realm). And I will come again, my love, though 'twere 16,000 kilometres. Over to you, Marje |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Richard Bridge Date: 30 Jul 12 - 02:37 PM What's that one from "Hair"? "Metrication can be fun"? |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Jack Campin Date: 30 Jul 12 - 03:26 PM 22.86cm will please a lady. He took the 5p and he marched awa. |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Nigel Parsons Date: 30 Jul 12 - 05:05 PM Keep your hand on your half-pee (not the exact amount, I know, but the nearest available coin of the realm). The 1/2 penny coin was demonitised very shortly after decimalisation, so now needs further updating. Maybe 'keep your hand on your tuppence', the coin is the same size (approx) as the pre-decimal half-penny. Although the value is less. |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Georgiansilver Date: 30 Jul 12 - 05:37 PM Feed the birds a sixth of 5p a bag........ There was a crooked man, walked a crooked 1.60934km, found a crooked 2.5p, by a crooked stile. Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive, he stood 1.9812 meters and weighed 245 (Big John). Oh what a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before, Oh what a beauty, it must be 0.6096m or even more! 0.0254m worm, 0.0254m worm, measuring the marigold...... |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Georgiansilver Date: 30 Jul 12 - 05:42 PM Just as an aside, I used to love to hear Burl Ives singing 'Inchworm' when I was a little lad! |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: dick greenhaus Date: 30 Jul 12 - 06:09 PM "12.8748 more miles to Louisville" |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Dead Horse Date: 30 Jul 12 - 06:12 PM It completely buggers up A Health To The Barley Mow. |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: GUEST,ketchdana Date: 31 Jul 12 - 02:50 AM I gave my love a cherry that had no six and a third kilograms, (Let's see, ("no"=zero) times 6.35029 equals, uh, nuthin'. So that works out. Now if I can just get words to fit the notes. And rhyme.) |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Marje Date: 31 Jul 12 - 04:58 AM You're quite right about the half-p coin, Nigel, I was being a bit sloppy there. We'll have to make it two-pee (or tuppence for those of us old enough to know what tuppence is). And yes, Horse, the Barley Mow would be a much greater obstacle course than it already is. Marje |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: MGM·Lion Date: 31 Jul 12 - 05:18 AM Ah, Marje: tuppence was 2 real pennies [2d]. The modern minidisc is called a two-pence [tu-pens] piece. & while the ½-new-penny piece did survive, it was a half-penny, not a proper 'heighpnee' that we grew up with. What would be the use of finding a crooked 2-&-a-half-pence beside a crooked style! ~M~ |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Nigel Parsons Date: 31 Jul 12 - 07:01 AM MtheGM: Ah, Marje: tuppence was 2 real pennies Tuppence was also a silver (half-groat) or copper coin of value 2 (old) pence. Cheers Nigel |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Bernard Date: 31 Jul 12 - 07:43 AM 2.778 kilometres, 2.778 kilometres, 2.778 kilometres onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred... (with apologies to Alfred Lord Tennyson!) |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: WindhoverWeaver Date: 31 Jul 12 - 08:50 AM Just a couple that come to mind: "He was barely a man in his grandfather's coat, Sewn into the lining a 50-pence coin" "Then at length we stood 370.6368 meters away, How I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! Our cracked 1.81436948 kilogramers made an awful din But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in" |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Nigel Parsons Date: 31 Jul 12 - 08:52 AM And I would walk point eight-o-four megameteres And I would walk point eight-o-four more To be the man who walked One point six-o-eight megametres to fall down at your door. |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Georgiansilver Date: 31 Jul 12 - 09:36 AM I took from me pocket, a handful of gold, and onto the counter three pounds fifteen pence I rolled |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: GUEST,Ebor_Fiddler (Well-known pedant) Date: 31 Jul 12 - 09:41 AM I think you'l find, dear Georgiansilver that your three guineas is worth a lot more that your figure since we went off the gold standard before the war! |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Georgiansilver Date: 31 Jul 12 - 12:22 PM Well thank you Guest.. but in British Pounds.. the value of a guinea was one pound one shilling.. which is now one pound and five pence....... so my fact is correct...... |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: GUEST,Grishka Date: 31 Jul 12 - 03:15 PM Would "5/12p Lane" count? |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: GUEST,Stan Date: 01 Aug 12 - 02:07 PM How would you metricate the chorus that starts A barrel, a half barrel etc? |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Georgiansilver Date: 01 Aug 12 - 03:05 PM A barrel is a barrel... a half barrel is a half barrel.. don't think one can metricate that unless gthey are specific to gallons/pints... convert to litres! |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: GUEST,Stan Date: 01 Aug 12 - 04:10 PM Oh you're no fun at all. What about a pipikin and a small bowl? |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: WindhoverWeaver Date: 01 Aug 12 - 05:14 PM Here is the full list from the Barley Mow: barrel 163.65 Liter half barrel 81.83 Liter bushel 36.37 Liter half bushel 18.19 Liter gallon 4.55 Liter half gallon 2.28 Liter quart 1.14 Liter pint 5.68 Deciliter half pint 2.84 Deciliter gill 0.71 Deciliter half gill 0.36 Deciliter quarter gill 018 Deciliter niperkin 0.09 Deciliter I don't believe the brown bowl is an actual measure, more the drinking implement. |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: pavane Date: 01 Aug 12 - 05:32 PM I thought Tom Lehrer covered this in 1971 |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: pavane Date: 01 Aug 12 - 05:34 PM Yes, Decimalisation is in the DT It starts [SUNG:] Now five pence is five-twelfths of a shilling And a shilling of course is five-hundredths of a pound So five pence then is two cents plus a twelfth of a cent But of course there's no such thing as a twelfth of a cent, So you call it two cents and already you've made a profit. |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: GUEST,Frug Date: 01 Aug 12 - 06:36 PM The Saxon 5p (shilling) Half a 2.5p (sixpence) And those great musical acts that need renaming like: The Metrebirds, Kilometres Davis, The Rolling Kilos, |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: PHJim Date: 02 Aug 12 - 12:04 AM Paul Caldwell and Brad Halls, a doctor and a lawyer from Cobourg, Ontario who called themselves The New Kids On The Block a few years before the "boy band" of the same name came into existence, recorded this parody on Five Foot Two shortly after Canada converted to the metric system: She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter, And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order, Has anybody seen my gal? I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen, Has anybody seen my gal? A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms When she twirls her skirts. My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps About a hundred kilohertz! But Fahrengrade or Centiheit, She's gonna light my fire tonight, Has anybody seen my gal? |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: GUEST,eric burns Date: 03 Aug 12 - 09:19 PM Oh dear, oh dear, you are trying to imperialise the metric system with converting everything into metric. Rest assured no country need ever shed its cultural heritage to become metric. Whoever tells you otherwise is either a blind patriot, and/or to lazy to learn the simple metric system. |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Georgiansilver Date: 04 Aug 12 - 04:29 AM You got 16,000 kilograms and what do you get, Another day older and deeper in debt! |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: MGM·Lion Date: 04 Aug 12 - 06:24 AM It would be nice to agree, eric. But I fear that, when the last of the old generation dies, the old measures become obsolete and, if of any interest, then only to those of antiquarian bent, alas. ~M~ |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: MGM·Lion Date: 04 Aug 12 - 06:30 AM Half owre half, owre tae Aberdour 'Tis 91·44 metres deep |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: Young Buchan Date: 04 Aug 12 - 06:55 AM Tell him to plough me 0.404686 hectares of land Between the salt water and the sea sand. |
Subject: RE: Metrication challenge From: WindhoverWeaver Date: 04 Aug 12 - 08:05 AM Eric, I think you missed the first post: "Here's a light-hearted challenge for anyone with nothing better to do." It is just a bit of fun, not a serious thread! |
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