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Subject: Top 10 signs that...
From: MandolinPaul
Date: 29 Oct 99 - 11:44 PM

The top 10 signs that you are listening to a bad rock song:

10. The term "Rock & Roll" is used as a verb.
9. The chorus has the line "All around the world" rhyme with "Ev'ry boy and girl".
8. The drums carry the melody.
7. The word "party" is pronounced "par-tay".
6. Your boss likes it.
5. Your dad says, "Well that's not so bad...for your music.
4. The band has made a guest appearance on "Beverley Hills 90210".
3. You hear a muzak version at the grocery store.
2. A politician uses it as his campaign song.

...And the number 1 sign that you are listening to a bad rock song

1. David Lee Roth is involved in any way.

Paul

Subject: RE: BS: Top 10 signs that...
From: SeanM
Date: 29 Oct 99 - 11:54 PM

#11 The band doesn't play their own instruments, let alone know what a "guitar" is...

#12 The vocal track is overdubbed at least 17 times to present the image of "group" singing... for a soloist.

More?

M

Subject: RE: BS: Top 10 signs that...
From: sophocleese
Date: 30 Oct 99 - 12:42 AM

That should be the "drum machine" carries the melody.

It doesn't matter if the vocalist is awake or asleep on another planet it still sounds the same.

Subject: RE: BS: Top 10 signs that...
From: John of the Hill
Date: 30 Oct 99 - 08:47 PM

It's reached #1 on the New Country Charts.

Subject: RE: BS: Top 10 signs that...
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 31 Oct 99 - 12:20 PM

John of the hill..you're a funny guy (and perceptive too).

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: Top 10 signs that...
From: John of the Hill
Date: 31 Oct 99 - 07:25 PM

Thanks Rick, now I will suffer from performance anxiety! John

Subject: RE: BS: Top 10 signs that...
From: ddw
Date: 31 Oct 99 - 09:08 PM

You can hear it....

david

Subject: RE: BS: Top 10 signs that...
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 01 Nov 99 - 05:10 AM

7, 9 & 10 don't count because 11 is: you can't understand ANY of the words (except the occasional 4 letter ones).

Cheers,
Alan